WEBVTT 00:00.450 --> 00:01.952 THANKS. 00:01.952 --> 00:03.954 BARON? 00:03.954 --> 00:06.456 BARON MUNCHAUSEN! 00:06.456 --> 00:08.458 HOW GREAT TO SEE YOU! 00:08.458 --> 00:10.460 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 00:10.460 --> 00:11.962 GET OFF ME. 00:11.962 --> 00:14.965 IT'S ME--BERTHOLD, YOUR OLD SERVANT. 00:14.965 --> 00:16.967 WE'VE BEEN THROUGH ALL THAT. 00:16.967 --> 00:19.469 OH. WHERE ARE WE? 00:19.469 --> 00:21.972 ON THE MOON. 00:21.972 --> 00:24.975 OH, YEAH. SAME OLD BARON, EH? 00:24.975 --> 00:26.977 CAN WE GO NOW? 00:27.477 --> 00:28.478 GET WEAVING. 00:28.478 --> 00:30.480 HANG ON. HANG ON. 00:30.480 --> 00:32.983 IT'S ALL COMING BACK. 00:33.483 --> 00:36.486 I'VE BEEN STUCK HERE FOR OVER 20 YEARS, 00:36.987 --> 00:39.990 EVER SINCE YOU WERE LAST HERE ON THE MOON. 00:40.490 --> 00:42.492 YOU ABANDONED ME HERE. YOU SWINE! 00:42.993 --> 00:45.495 YOU TODDLED OFF WITH THE QUEEN OF TARTS 00:45.996 --> 00:47.998 LEAVING ME TO ROT IN THAT CAGE. 00:48.498 --> 00:51.001 NOW YOU'VE COME BACK BECAUSE IT SUITS YOU, 00:51.001 --> 00:53.003 AFTER WASTING HALF MY LIFE, 00:53.003 --> 00:55.005 AND EXPECT ME TO FOLLOW YOU 00:55.505 --> 00:57.507 TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH. 00:57.507 --> 00:59.009 YES. 00:59.009 --> 01:01.511 OH, ALL RIGHT. 01:20.530 --> 01:22.032 BERTHOLD, 01:22.032 --> 01:25.535 YOU KNOW WHERE THE REST OF THE GANG ARE? 01:25.535 --> 01:27.037 NOT A CLUE. 01:27.037 --> 01:29.039 UH! OW! 01:36.046 --> 01:39.049 THIS IS PRECISELY THE SORT OF THING 01:39.049 --> 01:41.551 THAT NO ONE EVER BELIEVES. 01:41.551 --> 01:43.553 ALL RIGHT, BERTHOLD. 01:48.558 --> 01:50.060 YOU GO FIRST, 01:50.560 --> 01:52.562 THEN SALLY. 01:59.569 --> 02:01.571 CAREFUL. 02:03.573 --> 02:05.575 WHOA! 02:06.076 --> 02:07.577 OFF YOU GO. 02:19.089 --> 02:21.091 THAT'S IT. 02:21.091 --> 02:22.592 FINITO. 02:22.592 --> 02:25.095 THERE'S NO MORE ROPE. 02:25.095 --> 02:27.597 MIND NOW, I'M COMING BACK UP. 02:27.597 --> 02:29.099 WAIT A MOMENT. 02:29.099 --> 02:31.101 HERE. 02:31.101 --> 02:33.603 TIE THIS TO THE END OF IT. 02:33.603 --> 02:35.605 WHERE'D YOU GET THIS? 02:35.605 --> 02:37.607 FROM THE TOP. 02:37.607 --> 02:39.109 FROM THE TOP? 02:39.109 --> 02:42.612 NATURALLY. WHERE ELSE WOULD I GET IT FROM? 02:42.612 --> 02:43.613 BUT, UH-- 02:43.613 --> 02:45.615 SPLICE IT TO THE END 02:45.615 --> 02:47.617 SO THAT WE MAY CONTINUE DESCENDING. 02:47.617 --> 02:50.120 OH. VERY CLEVER. 02:50.120 --> 02:51.621 GREAT. 02:51.621 --> 02:54.624 WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? 02:54.624 --> 02:58.128 THAT'S WHY HE'S A BARON AND I'M A PROLE. 02:58.128 --> 03:00.130 WHOA! WHOA! 03:00.130 --> 03:02.632 WHOA! 03:02.632 --> 03:06.136 WE'LL NEVER RESCUE THEM NOW! 03:06.136 --> 03:07.637 WHOA! 03:07.637 --> 03:10.140 WHOA! 03:13.593 --> 03:14.594 [SHOUTING] 03:14.594 --> 03:17.097 2.5% ON THE BASIC RATE. 03:17.097 --> 03:18.598 THAT'S NOT ENOUGH! 03:18.598 --> 03:21.101 THAT'S ALL I GOT TO OFFER! 03:21.101 --> 03:23.103 AND A SEPARATE AGREEMENT FOR OVERTIME! 03:23.603 --> 03:24.604 6%! 03:29.109 --> 03:31.611 2.5%-- TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT! 03:32.112 --> 03:35.115 5% OR NO INCREASED PRODUCTION! 03:35.615 --> 03:37.584 [SHOUTING] 03:37.584 --> 03:40.086 AAH! AAH! 03:40.086 --> 03:43.089 WE WANT MORE! WE WANT MORE! 03:43.590 --> 03:44.591 [COUGH COUGH] 03:44.591 --> 03:45.592 PFFT! 03:46.092 --> 03:48.595 WE WANT MORE! 03:50.096 --> 03:53.099 I'M STILL IN ONE PIECE, 03:53.099 --> 03:54.601 I THINK. 03:54.601 --> 03:56.603 I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY. 03:56.603 --> 03:59.606 OUR DESCENT IN WHAT I TAKE TO BE 03:59.606 --> 04:01.608 THE VOLCANO OF MOUNT ETNA 04:01.608 --> 04:03.109 SHOULD HAVE BEEN SLOWED 04:03.109 --> 04:06.112 BY A RISING CUSHION OF WARM AIR. 04:06.112 --> 04:09.115 DAMN THING SEEMS TO HAVE GONE OUT. 04:09.115 --> 04:14.621 OH, NO, NOT MORE GIANTS. 04:16.623 --> 04:20.126 COULD I HELP YOU TINY MORTALS? 04:20.126 --> 04:23.129 I--I SINCERELY HOPE SO. 04:23.129 --> 04:26.132 I'M BARON MUNCHAUSEN. 04:27.133 --> 04:29.636 YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF ME. 04:29.636 --> 04:31.638 WE'RE LOOKING FOR THREE MEN, 04:32.138 --> 04:34.140 ONE WITH EXCEPTIONAL EYESIGHT, 04:34.140 --> 04:37.143 ONE WITH SUPERB HEARING AND POWERFUL LUNGS, 04:37.143 --> 04:40.146 AND ONE WHO'S EXTREMELY LARGE AND STRONG. 04:40.146 --> 04:42.148 HA HA HA HA HA! 04:42.148 --> 04:47.654 OH, WE'RE ALL EXTREMELY LARGE AND STRONG HERE. 04:48.655 --> 04:53.159 HA HA HA HA HA! 04:56.663 --> 05:01.668 I AM VULCAN, THE GOD, 05:01.668 --> 05:08.174 AND, UH, THESE ARE MY GIANT EMPLOYEES, 05:08.174 --> 05:10.677 THE CYCLOPS, 05:10.677 --> 05:13.680 WHO EVEN NOW ARE GOING BACK TO WORK! 05:13.680 --> 05:15.181 [MOANING] 05:15.181 --> 05:18.184 GO SLOWER! GO SLOWER! 05:18.184 --> 05:21.187 I'M WILLING TO SUPPLY ARMS AND EQUIPMENT 05:21.187 --> 05:24.691 TO ANYONE THAT'S PREPARED TO PAY THE PRICE-- 05:24.691 --> 05:28.695 GREEKS, TROJANS, ROMANS, HUNS. 05:28.695 --> 05:31.698 IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF THEY'RE CRAZY ENOUGH 05:31.698 --> 05:34.200 TO SLAUGHTER EACH OTHER, IS IT? 05:34.200 --> 05:37.203 YOU MANKEY CREW! 05:37.203 --> 05:39.706 YOUR GO-SLOWERS DON'T IMPRESS ME. 05:40.206 --> 05:41.708 I'M GOD. 05:41.708 --> 05:44.711 I'VE GOT ALL THE TIME IN THE UNIVERSE. 05:44.711 --> 05:46.212 YOU HEAR THAT? 05:46.212 --> 05:48.214 ALL THE TIME, ME. 05:48.214 --> 05:52.218 IN THE OLD DAYS, THE STAFF USED TO GET PAID 05:52.218 --> 05:54.721 ON THE DOT EVERY THOUSAND YEARS. 05:54.721 --> 05:58.224 THIS LOT EXPECT THEM EVERY CENTURY. IT'S OUTRAGEOUS. 05:58.224 --> 05:59.726 WHAT'S THIS? 05:59.726 --> 06:02.228 OH, THIS IS OUR PROTOTYPE-- 06:02.228 --> 06:06.232 RX, UH, INTERCONTINENTAL 06:06.232 --> 06:09.235 RADAR SNEAKY 06:09.235 --> 06:11.237 MULTIWARHEADED NUCLEAR MISSILE. 06:11.738 --> 06:13.239 AH. 06:14.741 --> 06:16.743 WHAT DOES IT DO? 06:16.743 --> 06:17.744 DO? 06:17.744 --> 06:19.746 KILLS THE ENEMY. 06:19.746 --> 06:21.247 ALL THE ENEMY? 06:21.247 --> 06:23.249 AYE, ALL OF THEM. 06:23.249 --> 06:26.252 ALL THEIR WIVES AND ALL THEIR CHILDREN 06:26.252 --> 06:29.255 AND ALL THEIR SHEEP AND ALL THEIR CATTLE, 06:29.255 --> 06:32.258 ALL OF THEM GONE FOR GOOD. 06:32.258 --> 06:34.260 THAT'S HORRIBLE. 06:35.762 --> 06:37.764 AH. 06:37.764 --> 06:40.266 WELL, YOU SEE, 06:40.266 --> 06:43.269 THE ADVANTAGE IS YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE 06:43.269 --> 06:47.273 ONE SINGLE ONE OF THEM DIE. 06:47.273 --> 06:49.275 YOU JUST SIT COMFORTABLY 06:49.275 --> 06:52.779 THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY FROM THE BATTLEFIELD 06:52.779 --> 06:56.783 AND SIMPLY PRESS THE BUTTON. 06:56.783 --> 06:59.285 WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT? 07:00.787 --> 07:02.288 OH... 07:02.789 --> 07:05.792 WE CATER FOR ALL SORTS HERE. 07:05.792 --> 07:08.795 YOU'D BE SURPRISED. 07:08.795 --> 07:12.799 WOULD YOU CARE FOR A LITTLE FODDER, PERHAPS? 07:23.810 --> 07:26.312 MMM. DELICIOUS. 07:26.312 --> 07:29.315 AYE, IT'S NOT A BAD DROP OF TEA 07:29.315 --> 07:33.319 AS FAR AS NECTAR OF THE GODS GO. 07:33.820 --> 07:37.323 YOU CAN ALL STAY AS LONG AS YOU LIKE. 07:37.323 --> 07:39.826 THANK YOU. IT'LL BE A PLEASURE. 07:39.826 --> 07:43.830 I'M SORRY, BUT WE HAVE TO GO SOON. 07:43.830 --> 07:45.832 WE'RE IN A HURRY. 07:45.832 --> 07:47.834 ## LA DA DA ## 07:47.834 --> 07:50.837 ## DI DI DI DI DI ## 07:50.837 --> 07:53.339 OH, HERE COMES MY MIDGET MANSERVANT 07:53.339 --> 07:55.842 WITH THE PETITS FOURS. 07:55.842 --> 07:57.343 ## DI DI DI #### 07:57.343 --> 07:58.845 ALBRECHT! 07:58.845 --> 08:00.346 ALBRECHT! 08:00.346 --> 08:02.348 BARON! BERTHOLD! 08:02.348 --> 08:04.350 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 08:04.350 --> 08:05.852 LOOKING FOR YOU. 08:05.852 --> 08:07.854 I HAVEN'T GOT THE TREASURE. 08:08.354 --> 08:09.355 I SPENT IT. 08:09.856 --> 08:12.358 I MEAN, I GAVE IT ALL TO CHARITY. 08:12.859 --> 08:14.360 I DON'T WANT THE TREASURE. 08:14.861 --> 08:17.363 ALBRECHT, THIS IS SALLY. 08:17.363 --> 08:18.865 HI. 08:18.865 --> 08:21.868 HELP US FIGHT THE TURK AGAIN. 08:21.868 --> 08:24.370 OH, NO, I COULDN'T DO THAT, 08:24.370 --> 08:26.372 NOT SINCE I'VE FOUND MYSELF. 08:26.372 --> 08:30.877 NO. I NEVER REALLY WANTED TO BE BIG AND STRONG 08:30.877 --> 08:32.879 AND LUG HEAVY THINGS ABOUT. 08:32.879 --> 08:36.883 NOW I KNOW I WANT TO BE DAINTY AND SENSITIVE. 08:36.883 --> 08:39.385 THEY CALL ME A MIDGET. I LOVE IT. 08:39.886 --> 08:40.887 IT'S BLISS. 08:40.887 --> 08:43.389 HE'S GONE FUNNY. 09:38.444 --> 09:40.446 HELLO. 10:24.991 --> 10:25.992 OH. 10:26.492 --> 10:27.493 MY DARLING. 10:27.994 --> 10:29.996 OH, MY--MY DEAREST. 10:30.496 --> 10:31.497 OH. 10:31.998 --> 10:35.001 [KISSING AIR] 10:37.503 --> 10:38.504 OH! EXCUSE ME. 10:39.005 --> 10:41.507 MAY I INTRODUCE YOU TO BARON MUNCHAUSEN 10:42.008 --> 10:46.512 AND HIS LITTLE FRIEND OVER THERE, SALLY, 10:46.512 --> 10:50.016 AND, UH, HA HA HA, BERTHOLD? 10:52.518 --> 10:56.522 UM, THIS IS, UH, VENUS, 10:57.023 --> 10:58.524 THE GODDESS, 10:59.025 --> 11:00.526 AND MY WIFE. 11:00.526 --> 11:03.529 MADAM, 11:04.030 --> 11:06.032 I AM OVERWHELMED. 11:08.034 --> 11:13.539 OH. OH, MY--MY LOVE, MY LIFE, 11:13.539 --> 11:16.542 THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA OF MY EXISTENCE, 11:16.542 --> 11:19.545 I'VE GOT SOMETHING HERE FOR YOU. 11:22.548 --> 11:24.050 AHEM. 11:40.066 --> 11:42.568 A DIAMOND. 11:42.568 --> 11:45.571 FOR YOU, MY PRECIOUS. 11:45.571 --> 11:49.075 YOU'RE SO SWEET. 11:50.076 --> 11:51.577 ANOTHER DIAMOND. 11:58.084 --> 12:00.586 MADAM, 12:00.586 --> 12:03.589 I AM, ALAS, UNABLE TO OFFER YOU 12:03.589 --> 12:05.591 SO SPLENDID A GIFT, 12:05.591 --> 12:09.545 BUT ALLOW ME TO SAY THAT YOU EXCEL IN BEAUTY 12:09.545 --> 12:14.050 EVEN THE MAGNIFICENT CATHERINE THE GREAT OF RUSSIA, 12:14.050 --> 12:16.052 WHOSE HAND IN MARRIAGE 12:16.052 --> 12:19.055 I ONCE HAD THE HONOR OF DECLINING. 12:19.055 --> 12:21.057 BARON, YOU FLATTER ME. 12:21.057 --> 12:25.478 NOT ONE JOT, MADAM, NOT ONE TITTLE. 12:34.954 --> 12:36.956 WHAT A HANDSOME... 12:38.458 --> 12:40.460 MUSTACHE. 12:43.463 --> 12:46.966 SHALL WE...DANCE? 13:15.995 --> 13:18.498 COME AND SEE THE BALLROOM. 13:20.500 --> 13:23.002 COME AND SEE THE BALLROOM. 13:51.531 --> 13:53.533 NICE, ISN'T IT! 13:54.033 --> 13:56.536 WE'VE JUST HAD IT DONE, 13:56.536 --> 13:58.538 YOU KNOW THAT? 14:08.548 --> 14:11.551 UH, I CAN DANCE. 14:11.551 --> 14:12.552 HERE, 14:13.052 --> 14:14.053 WATCH THIS. 15:03.052 --> 15:06.055 SALLY, YOU CAN DANCE, CAN'T YOU? 15:06.055 --> 15:08.557 NO. 15:08.557 --> 15:10.059 THANKS A LOT. 15:19.568 --> 15:21.070 HEY! 15:21.070 --> 15:23.072 STOP! 15:24.573 --> 15:27.076 BARON! 15:29.078 --> 15:31.580 CAN WE GO NOW? 15:33.082 --> 15:35.084 HELLO? 15:38.587 --> 15:40.089 HEY! 15:40.089 --> 15:42.091 STOP IT! 15:42.091 --> 15:44.593 COME DOWN! 15:44.593 --> 15:47.096 WE'VE GOT TO GET BACK! 15:47.096 --> 15:51.100 WE'VE GOT TO GET BACK AND SAVE THE TOWN! 15:52.101 --> 15:55.104 PLEASE, BARON! 15:55.104 --> 15:57.106 DON'T FRET. 15:57.106 --> 16:00.109 THE TOWN IS IN NO IMMEDIATE DANGER. 16:19.128 --> 16:21.130 [MOO] 16:24.133 --> 16:27.136 THE BARON'S KISSING YOUR WIFE. 16:28.637 --> 16:29.638 WHAT! 16:30.639 --> 16:32.141 ARGH! 16:32.141 --> 16:35.144 I MEAN, WHAT? 17:03.639 --> 17:07.109 YOU'RE A HARLOT! 17:07.109 --> 17:09.111 WHORE! DO YOU HEAR? 17:09.612 --> 17:10.613 WHORE! 17:10.613 --> 17:12.615 WHORE! WHORE! 17:14.116 --> 17:19.105 THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT, YOU STRUMPET! 17:19.105 --> 17:21.107 OH! 17:21.107 --> 17:22.608 NO. WAIT. PLEASE. 17:22.608 --> 17:24.110 HA HA HA! 17:24.110 --> 17:25.611 BUT, DARLING! 17:25.611 --> 17:28.114 DON'T YOU "DARLING" ME! 17:28.614 --> 17:30.616 OH! OH! 17:30.616 --> 17:33.119 OH! 17:33.119 --> 17:34.620 DO SOMETHING. 17:34.620 --> 17:35.621 WHAT? 17:35.621 --> 17:37.623 SAVE HIM. 17:37.623 --> 17:39.625 DARLING, DON'T BE JEALOUS! 17:39.625 --> 17:41.127 JEALOUS? 17:41.127 --> 17:43.629 I'M NOT JEALOUS! 17:43.629 --> 17:45.131 I'M-- 17:45.631 --> 17:47.633 GIVE HIM BACK TO ME. 17:47.633 --> 17:49.135 EXCUSE ME, VULCAN! 17:49.135 --> 17:50.636 PLEASE! 17:50.636 --> 17:52.638 I NEVER HAVE ANY FRIENDS! 17:52.638 --> 17:56.642 I WON'T HAVE YOU WIGGLING AT PHILANDERERS, YOU FLOOZY! 17:56.642 --> 17:57.643 FLOOZY? 17:57.643 --> 18:00.146 SIR, I MUST ASSURE YOU-- 18:00.146 --> 18:03.149 I'M A GODDESS! I DO WHAT I LIKE! 18:03.149 --> 18:06.652 AND I AM THE GOD, SO SHUT UP! 18:06.652 --> 18:08.154 OOH! 18:10.156 --> 18:11.157 EXCUSE ME! 18:11.157 --> 18:13.659 PUT HIM DOWN, YOU BRUTE! 18:13.659 --> 18:14.660 OH! 18:14.660 --> 18:16.662 UNGRATEFUL MORTAL! 18:16.662 --> 18:18.664 PLEASE--OOF! 18:18.664 --> 18:22.168 YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, DO YOU HEAR ME? 18:22.168 --> 18:24.170 THE LADY IS BLAMELESS! 18:28.174 --> 18:30.176 PLEASE! PUT THE BARON DOWN! 18:30.176 --> 18:32.678 LET US NOT BE TOO HASTY! 18:32.678 --> 18:33.679 HE'S ALWAYS LIKE THAT! 18:34.180 --> 18:34.680 AAH! 18:35.181 --> 18:36.682 AAH! 18:36.682 --> 18:38.684 WHOA! 18:38.684 --> 18:40.686 NO! 18:40.686 --> 18:43.189 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THEM? 18:43.189 --> 18:47.193 YOU SMALL-MINDED PETIT BOURGEOIS! 18:47.193 --> 18:50.196 SHUT UP, YOU TROLLOP! 18:50.196 --> 18:53.199 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE BARON? 18:53.199 --> 18:55.201 YOU WANT THE BARON? 18:55.201 --> 18:57.203 YOU CAN HAVE THE BARON! 18:57.703 --> 19:00.206 NO, THANKS! IT'S OK! 19:00.206 --> 19:02.708 I DON'T NEED HIM! OH! 19:05.211 --> 19:06.212 UGH! 19:06.212 --> 19:07.213 OH! 19:07.213 --> 19:10.216 AAH! 19:11.217 --> 19:12.718 ARGH! UH! 19:12.718 --> 19:14.720 DID YOU ENJOY THAT? 19:17.723 --> 19:19.725 DID I... 19:19.725 --> 19:21.227 EXCITE YOU? 19:21.227 --> 19:22.728 UH! 19:46.752 --> 19:49.255 [HUMMING] 19:58.764 --> 20:01.767 AAH! AAH! 20:01.767 --> 20:04.270 AAH! AAH! 20:04.270 --> 20:05.771 OH! OH! OH! 20:05.771 --> 20:09.275 WHOA! OH! 20:12.778 --> 20:16.282 [GURGLING] 20:21.787 --> 20:23.789 OH! OH! 20:23.789 --> 20:26.792 UH! OH! 20:33.799 --> 20:35.768 HUH? 20:45.778 --> 20:47.279 OH, DAMN! 20:47.279 --> 20:48.781 I CAN'T SWIM! 20:54.787 --> 20:56.288 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 20:56.288 --> 20:59.291 YOU'VE GOT OLD AGAIN. 20:59.291 --> 21:01.293 WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? 21:01.293 --> 21:04.797 I'VE JUST BEEN EXPELLED FROM A STATE OF BLISS. 21:04.797 --> 21:06.298 IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! 21:06.799 --> 21:07.800 WHERE ARE WE? 21:07.800 --> 21:09.301 ANSWER ME! 21:09.301 --> 21:11.303 THE MOST PROBABLE EXPLANATION, 21:11.303 --> 21:13.806 IF YOU'RE NOT AN INCURABLE SKEPTIC, 21:13.806 --> 21:15.808 IS THAT WE'VE BEEN DROPPED 21:15.808 --> 21:18.310 THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE WORLD 21:18.310 --> 21:20.813 AND COME OUT IN THE SOUTH SEAS. 21:21.313 --> 21:23.315 BUT THAT'S MILES AWAY! 21:23.315 --> 21:24.817 OH, WELL DONE! 21:24.817 --> 21:27.319 I WAS HAPPY IN MY VOLCANO! 21:27.319 --> 21:28.821 SO WAS I. 21:28.821 --> 21:30.322 LOOK! 21:30.322 --> 21:31.824 AN ISLAND! 21:34.326 --> 21:36.328 IS THERE A VOLCANO ON IT? 21:36.829 --> 21:38.330 SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR VOLCANOES! 21:38.330 --> 21:40.332 [BOOM] 21:42.334 --> 21:46.338 I THINK THERE IS A VOLCANO ON IT. 21:52.344 --> 21:53.846 IT'S MOVING! 21:53.846 --> 21:56.849 I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE 21:56.849 --> 21:58.350 SOMETHING BEGINNING WITH "M." 21:58.851 --> 22:01.854 IT'S A DEMON OF THE DEEP! 22:01.854 --> 22:04.356 THAT BEGINS WITH "D," YOU KLUTZ. 22:04.356 --> 22:05.858 IT'S "M"! 22:05.858 --> 22:07.359 FOR MONSTER! 22:11.864 --> 22:14.867 UH! WILL IT EAT US? 22:15.367 --> 22:16.869 WITH ANY LUCK. 22:24.376 --> 22:25.377 NO! 22:28.380 --> 22:29.381 NO! 22:32.384 --> 22:33.886 NO! UH! 22:37.890 --> 22:39.391 OH! OH! OH! 22:39.892 --> 22:41.894 OH! 22:41.894 --> 22:44.897 AAH! 23:20.432 --> 23:21.934 [COUGHING] 23:27.940 --> 23:29.441 UH! 23:33.445 --> 23:35.948 BARON! 23:35.948 --> 23:37.950 BARON? 23:39.952 --> 23:41.453 BARON! 23:42.955 --> 23:45.457 QUICK! GIVE ME A HAND! 23:45.457 --> 23:47.960 HE LOOKS DEAD TO ME. 23:47.960 --> 23:50.462 HE CAN'T BE DEAD! 23:50.462 --> 23:52.464 GO AHEAD. 23:54.967 --> 23:56.969 UH! OH! 23:58.470 --> 24:01.473 HE DOESN'T LOOK VERY PERKY, DOES HE? 24:01.473 --> 24:04.977 IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE FISH? 24:04.977 --> 24:06.478 HA HA HA! 24:06.979 --> 24:09.982 NO DOCTORS. 24:09.982 --> 24:11.984 NO DOCTORS. 24:13.986 --> 24:17.489 WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM WARM AND DRY. 24:17.489 --> 24:19.491 WHAT'S THAT NOISE? 24:19.491 --> 24:20.993 IT'S... 24:21.493 --> 24:22.995 MUSIC. 24:22.995 --> 24:24.496 [MUSIC PLAYING] 24:24.997 --> 24:25.998 THAT'S NOT MUSIC! 24:25.998 --> 24:28.000 LOOK! 24:29.935 --> 24:31.420 THERE'S A LIGHT! 24:31.920 --> 24:33.422 COME ON! 24:33.422 --> 24:34.423 UH! 24:40.429 --> 24:41.930 THIS WAY. 24:41.930 --> 24:43.432 CAREFUL. 24:45.434 --> 24:46.935 [CREAK] 24:50.939 --> 24:53.442 [DISTANT SINGING] 25:09.458 --> 25:11.960 UH! OH! 25:11.960 --> 25:12.961 UH! 25:13.462 --> 25:15.464 OH! UH! 25:17.466 --> 25:22.471 ## WHOA, I WISH I HAD A SWEETHEART ## 25:22.471 --> 25:24.973 ## A SWEETHEART ONCE I HAD ## 25:24.973 --> 25:28.477 ## SHE WAS THE TRUEST... #### 25:28.477 --> 25:29.978 EXCUSE ME. 25:29.978 --> 25:30.979 HELLO. 25:32.981 --> 25:35.484 WE NEED SOME HELP. 25:35.484 --> 25:37.986 EXCUSE ME! 25:40.989 --> 25:42.491 WE NEED SOME HELP. 25:42.991 --> 25:43.992 NO DOCTORS. 25:44.493 --> 25:46.495 NO DOCTORS. 25:46.995 --> 25:49.998 ## ONCE I HAD A SWEETHEART... ## 25:50.499 --> 25:53.502 DO I HEAR THE BARON? 25:54.002 --> 25:55.504 EH? 25:57.005 --> 25:59.007 DO I HEAR THE BARON? 26:00.008 --> 26:02.010 NO DOCTORS. 26:02.010 --> 26:04.012 DO I HEAR THE BARON? 26:04.012 --> 26:06.014 I JUST SAID THAT! 26:06.014 --> 26:08.016 USE YOUR TRUMPET! 26:08.016 --> 26:11.019 UM! UH! 26:12.521 --> 26:14.523 ADOLPHUS! 26:14.523 --> 26:15.524 GUSTAVUS! 26:15.524 --> 26:17.526 IS IT REALLY YOU? 26:17.526 --> 26:19.027 BARON! 26:19.027 --> 26:20.529 BERTHOLD! 26:20.529 --> 26:22.030 ALBRECHT! 26:22.030 --> 26:24.533 I DON'T BELIEVE IT! 26:29.037 --> 26:30.038 SALLY, 26:30.038 --> 26:31.540 THIS IS ADOLPHUS, 26:31.540 --> 26:35.043 WHO USED TO BE ABLE TO HIT A BULL'S EYE 26:35.043 --> 26:37.045 FROM HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD! 26:37.045 --> 26:38.046 THIS IS GUSTAVUS, 26:38.046 --> 26:40.549 WHO COULD BLOW OVER A WHOLE FOREST 26:41.049 --> 26:42.050 WITH ONE BREATH! 26:42.551 --> 26:44.553 THOSE WERE THE DAYS, EH, 26:45.053 --> 26:47.055 WHEN WE WERE YOUNG 26:47.556 --> 26:50.559 AND ALIVE! HA HA HA! 26:51.059 --> 26:52.060 HOW DO YOU MEAN? 26:52.561 --> 26:55.063 IT'S NO GOOD FIGHTING IT. 26:55.063 --> 26:56.565 WE'RE NOT DEAD! 26:56.565 --> 26:58.066 YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT. 26:58.066 --> 27:00.068 WE'RE ALL DEAD HERE. 27:00.569 --> 27:02.571 THIS IS HELL! 27:02.571 --> 27:03.572 HEAVEN! 27:04.072 --> 27:05.073 HELL! 27:05.073 --> 27:06.074 HEAVEN! 27:06.575 --> 27:08.577 DON'T BE STUPID. 27:08.577 --> 27:10.078 HA HA HA HA! 27:10.579 --> 27:12.581 WELL, SIT DOWN. 27:13.081 --> 27:15.083 RELAX. HAVE A GAME. 27:15.083 --> 27:20.088 YOU'RE DEAD FOR A VERY LONG TIME. 27:20.088 --> 27:23.091 COME ON AND WATCH THE GAME. 27:23.091 --> 27:25.594 LET'S HAVE A NICE GAME, EH? 27:26.094 --> 27:28.096 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 27:30.098 --> 27:31.600 YOU'RE GIVING UP, AREN'T YOU? 27:32.100 --> 27:32.601 WELL, 27:33.101 --> 27:34.603 YOU CAN'T GIVE UP! 27:34.603 --> 27:36.605 I WON'T LET YOU! 27:36.605 --> 27:38.607 GO AWAY. CLEAR OFF. 27:41.610 --> 27:43.111 WHAT ABOUT ROSE 27:43.111 --> 27:45.113 AND DAISY AND MY FATHER 27:45.113 --> 27:47.115 AND ALL THE OTHERS? 27:47.115 --> 27:49.618 YOU PROMISED TO HELP THEM! 27:49.618 --> 27:52.120 THEY ARE PERFECTLY SAFE. 27:59.127 --> 28:01.630 THEY CAN LOOK AFTER THEMSELVES. 28:06.134 --> 28:07.135 BESIDES, 28:07.135 --> 28:10.639 THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS. 28:10.639 --> 28:12.641 SUCH AS? 28:12.641 --> 28:14.643 WELL... 28:23.652 --> 28:25.153 AAH! 28:28.156 --> 28:30.158 OOOH! 28:30.158 --> 28:32.661 YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE BRAT! 28:37.165 --> 28:40.168 CAN'T YOU LET ME DIE IN PEACE 28:40.168 --> 28:42.170 ONCE IN A WHILE? 28:42.170 --> 28:44.172 [WIND BLOWING] 28:49.177 --> 28:50.679 HUH? 29:01.690 --> 29:03.692 [NEIGH] 29:06.194 --> 29:07.696 HA HA! 29:07.696 --> 29:10.699 BUCEPHALUS! 29:10.699 --> 29:13.702 MY BUCEPHALUS! 29:16.204 --> 29:19.207 YOU MUST HAVE HEARD ME SHOUTING. 29:19.207 --> 29:23.211 THIS IS A GOOD OMEN, WHAT? 29:23.211 --> 29:25.714 OH! OH! YEAH. YEAH. 29:25.714 --> 29:30.218 PREPARE A ROWING BOAT AND BE READY TO LEAVE. 29:32.220 --> 29:33.722 COME ON, BOY. 29:33.722 --> 29:37.225 I HAVE LEARNED FROM EXPERIENCE 29:37.225 --> 29:39.227 THAT A MODICUM OF SNUFF 29:39.227 --> 29:41.730 CAN BE MOST EFFICACIOUS. 30:04.252 --> 30:06.254 [AH-CHOO] 30:12.260 --> 30:13.762 OH! AH! 30:24.773 --> 30:27.275 AAH! AAH! 30:32.781 --> 30:34.783 OH! OH! 30:45.293 --> 30:46.795 [COUGHING] 30:46.795 --> 30:49.297 I'LL NEVER EAT FISH AGAIN. 30:52.801 --> 30:54.803 WHE--WHERE'S THE BARON? 30:56.805 --> 30:57.806 BARON? 30:57.806 --> 31:01.309 BARON! BARON! 31:01.309 --> 31:02.811 BARON! 31:03.311 --> 31:04.813 BARON? 31:04.813 --> 31:06.314 BARON! 31:08.817 --> 31:10.819 BARON! 31:10.819 --> 31:13.321 BARON, WHERE ARE YOU? 31:13.321 --> 31:14.823 BARON? 31:21.830 --> 31:23.331 HA! HA HA! 31:23.331 --> 31:25.834 IT'S THE BARON! 31:25.834 --> 31:27.335 THE BARON! 31:27.335 --> 31:29.838 HA HA HA! 31:31.840 --> 31:33.842 WELL, COME ON. 31:35.343 --> 31:37.846 I CAN'T KEEP THIS UP FOREVER! 31:53.361 --> 31:54.863 [NEIGH] 32:00.368 --> 32:01.870 LOOK! 32:01.870 --> 32:03.371 THE TOWN! 32:03.371 --> 32:04.873 WE'RE HERE! 32:05.373 --> 32:06.875 [NEIGH] 32:06.875 --> 32:07.876 HA HA! 32:07.876 --> 32:08.877 HEY! LOOK! 32:09.377 --> 32:10.879 [NEIGH] 32:10.879 --> 32:12.881 YES! AND THE FLAG'S STILL FLYING! 32:13.381 --> 32:15.884 I TOLD YOU THERE WAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 32:15.884 --> 32:17.385 [BOOM] 32:17.385 --> 32:18.887 ATTACK! 32:20.889 --> 32:22.891 OH, MY GOD! 32:22.891 --> 32:24.392 IT'S THE SULTAN'S ARMY! 32:24.893 --> 32:27.395 QUICK! BACK IN THE FISH! 32:29.898 --> 32:32.901 THEY'RE INVITING US TO DEFEAT THEM! 32:32.901 --> 32:35.403 WE MUST OBLIGE THEM! ON THE COUNT OF 3! 32:35.904 --> 32:36.905 OH! 32:36.905 --> 32:38.907 AAH! 32:38.907 --> 32:42.410 GUSTAVUS! BLOW THEM BACK TO ASIA MINOR. 32:42.911 --> 32:45.914 ADOLPHUS, FIND THE SULTAN AND SHOOT HIM! 32:46.414 --> 32:48.416 ALBRECHT, ROW FOR THE SHORE! 32:48.416 --> 32:50.919 BERTHOLD, MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL! 32:50.919 --> 32:53.922 1, 2, 3! 32:53.922 --> 32:55.423 COULDN'T YOU MAKE THAT 4? 32:55.924 --> 32:57.926 [NEIGH] 32:57.926 --> 33:00.428 WE'RE GOING DOWN! 33:00.428 --> 33:01.429 OH! 33:02.931 --> 33:04.432 ABANDON SHIP! 33:04.432 --> 33:06.935 ABANDON SHIP! 33:06.935 --> 33:08.937 THE SHIP'S ABANDONING US, MATE. 33:08.937 --> 33:10.939 HUP! HUP! 33:10.939 --> 33:12.440 OH! WHOA! 33:12.440 --> 33:13.942 OH! 33:13.942 --> 33:15.443 JUMP! 33:19.447 --> 33:20.448 ATTACK! 33:23.451 --> 33:25.954 UH! OH! UH! 33:28.957 --> 33:31.459 I STILL CAN'T SWIM! 33:41.469 --> 33:43.471 THIS IS ABSOLUTELY DREADFUL! 33:43.972 --> 33:44.973 IT'S HOPELESS! 33:45.473 --> 33:46.474 I'VE NEVER BEFORE 33:46.975 --> 33:48.977 BEEN IN SUCH A DISASTROUS ROUT! 33:49.477 --> 33:50.979 I'M USUALLY WINNING! 33:50.979 --> 33:52.981 YOUR COMPETITIVENESS GETS YOU UPSET! 33:52.981 --> 33:54.983 ALBRECHT'S USELESS! 33:55.483 --> 33:56.484 UH! 33:56.484 --> 33:59.487 WE MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP NOW. 33:59.487 --> 34:02.490 YOU MUSTN'T SAY THAT! 34:02.490 --> 34:04.492 NOT YOU! 34:08.863 --> 34:10.999 NOW, IF WE BEGIN ATTACKING 34:10.999 --> 34:13.501 IN TWO DIRECTIONS SIMULTANEOUSLY, 34:13.501 --> 34:15.503 WE CONFOUND SURPRISE WITH CONFUSION. 34:15.503 --> 34:19.007 ALBRECHT AND GUSTAVUS WILL PROVIDE THE MAJOR THEMES 34:19.007 --> 34:20.508 TO THE BATTLE, 34:20.508 --> 34:22.010 WHILE ALDOLPHUS AND-- 34:22.010 --> 34:23.011 BARON. 34:23.011 --> 34:25.013 DON'T INTERRUPT. WHAT IS IT? 34:25.013 --> 34:27.015 THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK. 34:27.015 --> 34:29.017 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 34:29.017 --> 34:31.519 THEY'RE ALL OLD AND TIRED NOW. 34:31.519 --> 34:35.023 IT ISN'T LIKE IT USED TO BE. 34:36.024 --> 34:38.026 DON'T YOU SEE? 34:45.033 --> 34:47.035 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 34:47.035 --> 34:49.537 TO GIVE MYSELF UP. 34:49.537 --> 34:50.538 WHAT? 34:50.538 --> 34:55.009 I PROMISED TO RAZE THE SIEGE AND SAVE THE TOWN. 34:55.009 --> 34:57.996 I GATHERED YOU ALL HERE FOR THAT PURPOSE. 35:00.999 --> 35:03.501 IF YOU WANT TO SEE BARON MUNCHAUSEN AGAIN, 35:04.002 --> 35:06.504 YOU'D BETTER DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! 35:10.008 --> 35:12.510 YOU CAN'T GIVE YOURSELF UP! 35:13.011 --> 35:14.512 THEY MIGHT KILL YOU! 35:14.512 --> 35:17.515 WE'LL HAVE SPENT TIME IN THAT SMELLY FISH 35:17.515 --> 35:18.516 FOR NOTHING. 35:18.516 --> 35:20.018 WELL! 35:31.496 --> 35:33.998 [SPEAKING TURKISH] 35:51.015 --> 35:52.517 SO IT'S AGREED. 35:52.517 --> 35:55.019 FRIDAY THE 28th YOU SURRENDER. 35:55.019 --> 35:57.522 THAT'S THREE WEEKS FROM TOMORROW. 35:57.522 --> 36:00.024 WE CAN FIX THE DETAILS LATER. 36:00.024 --> 36:01.526 NO, NO, NO. YOU SURRENDER. 36:01.526 --> 36:04.529 SULTAN, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH ALL THIS. 36:04.529 --> 36:06.030 YOU SURRENDER. 36:06.030 --> 36:07.532 BUT WE'RE WINNING. 36:07.532 --> 36:09.534 WE SURRENDERED LAST TIME. 36:09.534 --> 36:11.035 IT'S YOUR TURN. 36:11.035 --> 36:12.537 OH. 36:12.537 --> 36:14.539 WHAT ABOUT THE VIRGINS? 36:15.039 --> 36:16.541 PLEASE FORGET THE VIRGINS. 36:16.541 --> 36:18.543 WE'RE OUT OF VIRGINS. 36:18.543 --> 36:21.045 LET US INSTEAD 36:21.045 --> 36:23.047 CONCENTRATE ON REACHING A RATIONAL, 36:23.047 --> 36:24.549 SENSIBLE, CIVILIZED AGREEMENT 36:24.549 --> 36:27.552 WHICH WILL GUARANTEE A WORLD FIT FOR SCIENCE, 36:27.552 --> 36:29.053 PROGRESS-- 36:29.053 --> 36:31.055 BUT NOT BARON MUNCHAUSEN! 36:31.055 --> 36:32.557 BARON! 36:32.557 --> 36:34.559 YOU! YOU OLD LUNATIC! 36:34.559 --> 36:36.561 I'M AFRAID SO. 36:36.561 --> 36:38.062 HELP! GUARDS! MURDER! 36:38.062 --> 36:39.063 MURDER! 36:39.063 --> 36:42.567 WHO LET THIS MAN INTO MY TENT? 36:43.067 --> 36:46.070 IF YOU ARE STILL INTERESTED IN MY HEAD, 36:46.070 --> 36:47.572 IT'S YOURS. 36:47.572 --> 36:49.574 I'M TIRED OF IT. 36:50.074 --> 36:51.576 SEND FOR THE EXECUTIONER! 36:51.576 --> 36:53.578 SO, MR. JACKSON, 36:53.578 --> 36:55.580 STILL THE RATIONAL MAN? 36:55.580 --> 36:58.583 HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE PERISHED 36:58.583 --> 37:00.585 IN YOUR LOGICAL LITTLE WAR? 37:00.585 --> 37:02.086 THERE ARE RULES 37:02.086 --> 37:04.589 TO THE PROPER CONDUCT OF LIVING. 37:04.589 --> 37:07.091 WE CANNOT FLY TO THE MOON. 37:07.091 --> 37:09.093 WE CANNOT DEFY DEATH. 37:09.093 --> 37:10.595 WE FACE FACTS, 37:10.595 --> 37:13.598 NOT THE FOLLY OF FANTASISTS LIKE YOU 37:13.598 --> 37:16.601 WHO DO NOT LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD 37:16.601 --> 37:19.604 AND CONSEQUENTLY COME TO A VERY STICKY END. 37:19.604 --> 37:23.107 [BLOWING HORN] 37:56.641 --> 38:00.144 HAVE YOU ANY FAMOUS LAST WORDS? 38:00.144 --> 38:02.146 NOT YET. 38:02.647 --> 38:04.148 NOT YET? 38:04.148 --> 38:06.150 IS THAT FAMOUS? 38:07.652 --> 38:09.153 THE MAN'S A BUFFOON! 38:10.655 --> 38:12.156 EXECUTIONER... 38:13.658 --> 38:15.159 EXECUTE! 38:24.669 --> 38:25.670 UH! 38:25.670 --> 38:27.672 OH! OH! 38:28.673 --> 38:31.676 OH! OH! OH! 38:32.176 --> 38:35.680 UH! 38:35.680 --> 38:37.181 NOW! 38:38.182 --> 38:39.684 OH! AH! 38:41.185 --> 38:42.687 OH! 38:45.690 --> 38:47.692 YOU DID IT! 38:49.694 --> 38:51.195 [NEIGH] 38:54.699 --> 38:56.200 BRING HIM BACK! 38:58.202 --> 38:59.203 YOU! 38:59.203 --> 39:01.205 GENERAL, STOP THAT MAN! 39:01.205 --> 39:02.206 HEY! 39:05.209 --> 39:06.210 HA HA HA! 39:06.210 --> 39:08.713 [NEIGH] 39:17.221 --> 39:18.222 AH! 39:21.225 --> 39:22.226 YEAH! 39:22.226 --> 39:23.728 AAH! 39:23.728 --> 39:26.230 ALL TOGETHER NOW! 39:36.741 --> 39:38.242 OW! 39:38.242 --> 39:40.745 WHOA! OH! 39:46.250 --> 39:47.752 [AROO] 39:47.752 --> 39:49.754 [COUGHING] 39:49.754 --> 39:51.255 STEADY! 39:52.757 --> 39:54.759 WELL BLOWN, GUSTAVUS! 40:01.766 --> 40:03.768 OH! 40:11.776 --> 40:14.278 GO ON! GO ON! 40:14.278 --> 40:15.279 HURRY! 40:15.780 --> 40:16.781 QUICKLY! NOW! 40:16.781 --> 40:18.783 AAH! AAH! 40:21.786 --> 40:22.787 AAH! AAH! 40:25.790 --> 40:26.791 AHA! 40:31.295 --> 40:33.297 HA HA HA! 40:41.806 --> 40:44.809 [NEIGH] 40:47.311 --> 40:48.813 COME ON! 40:58.322 --> 40:59.323 [CLICK] 40:59.323 --> 41:00.324 OH! 41:00.324 --> 41:02.326 BERTHOLD, 41:02.326 --> 41:03.828 RUN! 41:08.332 --> 41:09.834 AH! 41:12.837 --> 41:14.338 AAH! 41:42.867 --> 41:43.868 OW! 41:54.328 --> 41:55.830 AAH! 42:02.837 --> 42:05.339 DAMN IT, MAN, MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL. 42:05.339 --> 42:06.807 I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING. 42:10.811 --> 42:12.313 OH! 42:12.313 --> 42:14.315 THIS WAY! 42:14.315 --> 42:15.316 HELP US! 42:26.827 --> 42:27.828 THAT'S THE WAY! 42:37.338 --> 42:40.841 HEY! HEY! HEY! 42:42.843 --> 42:45.846 YAY! HEY! HEY! 43:29.390 --> 43:30.391 WATCH IT! 43:41.902 --> 43:44.905 GENTLY THIS TIME. 43:45.906 --> 43:47.908 GENTLY. 44:26.447 --> 44:27.448 HELP! 45:40.020 --> 45:41.522 WE DID IT. 45:41.522 --> 45:43.023 WE DID IT! 45:57.538 --> 46:00.541 HOORAY! HOORAY! 46:00.541 --> 46:02.543 LOOK! THEY CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 46:02.543 --> 46:05.546 WE WON! WE WON! 46:05.546 --> 46:07.047 WE BEAT THEM! 46:07.047 --> 46:09.049 WE BEAT THEM! 46:14.054 --> 46:16.557 YIPPEE! THANK GOD! 46:17.057 --> 46:19.560 GOOD RIDDANCE! AND DON'T COME BACK! 46:19.560 --> 46:20.561 WE WON! 46:20.561 --> 46:23.063 BUT, OF COURSE! 46:25.566 --> 46:28.068 [MUSIC PLAYS] 47:31.131 --> 47:32.633 PUT ME DOWN. 47:41.141 --> 47:43.143 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 47:45.145 --> 47:46.647 HE'S IN THE TOWER! 47:46.647 --> 47:47.648 HE'S DYING! 47:50.651 --> 47:52.653 WHAT IS IT? 48:01.662 --> 48:03.163 THERE HE IS! SHOOT HIM! 48:04.665 --> 48:05.666 DAMN! 48:06.166 --> 48:08.168 BRING A DOCTOR! QUICKLY! 48:08.168 --> 48:10.170 FETCH A DOCTOR! 48:10.170 --> 48:11.672 DON'T LEAVE ME, BARON. 48:11.672 --> 48:13.674 PLEASE. DON'T LEAVE ME. 48:13.674 --> 48:16.176 GET OFF HIM! 48:16.176 --> 48:18.178 GIVE HIM SOME AIR. 48:20.681 --> 48:22.683 OH, HERE IS A DOCTOR. 48:22.683 --> 48:24.184 OH! OH, SALLY! 48:24.184 --> 48:25.185 SALLY. 48:26.687 --> 48:28.689 TAKE CARE OF SALLY. 48:28.689 --> 48:30.190 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 48:30.190 --> 48:33.193 NO...DOCTORS. 48:34.695 --> 48:37.197 NO...DOCTORS. 48:50.210 --> 48:51.211 NO! 48:54.214 --> 48:56.717 TAKE HIM AWAY! 48:56.717 --> 48:58.218 LEAVE HIM ALONE! 48:58.218 --> 48:59.720 SALLY! 48:59.720 --> 49:00.721 ROSIE, PLEASE! 49:00.721 --> 49:02.222 SHE'S HAVING A FIT! 49:02.723 --> 49:03.724 STOP IT! 49:10.230 --> 49:11.732 STOP IT! 49:13.233 --> 49:15.235 PLEASE! 49:16.236 --> 49:17.738 PLEASE! 49:23.744 --> 49:25.746 HE'S DEAD! 50:32.012 --> 50:35.516 AND THAT WAS ONLY ONE OF THE MANY OCCASIONS 50:35.516 --> 50:37.518 WHERE I MET MY DEATH-- 50:37.518 --> 50:42.022 AN EXPERIENCE WHICH I DON'T HESITATE STRONGLY 50:42.523 --> 50:43.524 TO RECOMMEND. 50:44.024 --> 50:49.029 AND SO WITH THE HELP OF MY INESTIMABLE SERVANTS, 50:49.029 --> 50:51.031 I DEFEATED THE TURKS 50:51.031 --> 50:53.033 AND SAVED THE DAY, 50:53.033 --> 50:55.035 AND FROM THAT TIME FORTH, 50:55.035 --> 50:59.039 EVERYONE WHO HAD A TALENT FOR IT 50:59.039 --> 51:02.042 LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 51:02.042 --> 51:06.046 STOP THIS NONSENSE AT ONCE! 51:06.046 --> 51:08.048 YOU, SIR, ARE UNDER ARREST 51:08.048 --> 51:10.551 FOR SPREADING RIDICULOUS TALES 51:10.551 --> 51:12.553 AT A TIME OF DANGER. 51:12.553 --> 51:15.055 THE ENEMY'S AT THE GATE. 51:16.557 --> 51:18.559 OPEN THE GATES! 51:18.559 --> 51:19.560 HE'S OUR HERO! 51:21.061 --> 51:23.063 ARREST THAT MAN AT ONCE! 51:25.065 --> 51:29.069 AM I OR AM I NOT THE ELECTED REPRESENTATIVE? 51:29.069 --> 51:30.070 ARREST HIM! 51:30.070 --> 51:31.572 OPEN THE GATES! 51:31.572 --> 51:34.575 YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! 51:35.075 --> 51:36.577 THIS WAY! 51:38.579 --> 51:40.080 COME ON! 51:40.581 --> 51:44.084 DO NOT OPEN THE GATE! 51:44.084 --> 51:45.586 THE TURK IS OUTSIDE, 51:45.586 --> 51:47.588 AND WE'RE NOT ABOUT TO SURRENDER. 51:47.588 --> 51:50.591 OPEN THE GATES! 51:50.591 --> 51:52.593 OPEN THE GATES! 51:53.594 --> 51:56.096 COME ON, DEAR LADIES! 51:56.096 --> 51:58.098 FORWARD THE PLAYERS! 51:58.098 --> 52:00.601 DO NOT OPEN THE GATE! 52:00.601 --> 52:02.102 OPEN THE GATES. 52:02.102 --> 52:04.605 KEEP UP. STEADY AS YOU GO. 52:04.605 --> 52:06.607 COME BACK! I'M WARNING YOU! 52:06.607 --> 52:09.109 DO NOT OPEN THOSE GATES! 52:09.109 --> 52:11.111 ANYONE WHO OPENS THOSE GATES 52:11.111 --> 52:12.613 IS GUILTY OF TREASON! 52:12.613 --> 52:16.116 FOLLOW ME! 52:18.118 --> 52:20.120 THIS WAY, MY FRIENDS! 52:22.122 --> 52:23.123 STOP! 52:23.123 --> 52:24.124 CLEAR OUT! 52:24.124 --> 52:27.127 THE GATES WILL REMAIN CLOSED! 52:27.127 --> 52:28.629 OPEN THE GATES. 52:28.629 --> 52:30.631 OPEN THE GATES! 52:30.631 --> 52:33.133 SHOOT ANYONE WHO DISOBEYS MY ORDERS. 52:33.133 --> 52:35.636 READY! TAKE AIM! 52:38.639 --> 52:39.640 HOLD YOUR GROUND! 52:40.140 --> 52:41.141 HOLD YOUR GROUND! 52:41.642 --> 52:42.643 OPEN THE GATES, FRIENDS, 52:42.643 --> 52:45.646 AND LET'S SEIZE THE DAY... 52:45.646 --> 52:49.650 OR CLOSE OUR MINDS WITH ADVENTURE'S DEATH...IN FEAR! 52:49.650 --> 52:51.652 THERE'S NOTHING SO DESTROYS A MAN 52:51.652 --> 52:53.654 AS IGNORANCE, DULLNESS, AND CONFORMITY! 52:54.154 --> 52:55.656 GRASP FOR THE MANTLE! 52:56.156 --> 52:56.657 GRASP-- 52:57.157 --> 52:59.159 NO, NO, NO! 52:59.159 --> 53:00.661 QUITE WRONG! 53:01.161 --> 53:03.163 OPEN THE GATES! 53:05.165 --> 53:06.667 SHOOT THEM! 53:06.667 --> 53:10.170 HAVE I NOT MADE MYSELF CLEAR? 53:10.671 --> 53:13.173 SHOOT THESE PEOPLE AT ONCE! 53:21.682 --> 53:23.684 RIGHT. SO... 53:24.184 --> 53:26.186 IT'S TREASON, IS IT? 53:26.687 --> 53:27.688 TREASON! 53:28.689 --> 53:29.690 RIGHT! 53:29.690 --> 53:31.692 YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST! 53:31.692 --> 53:33.193 ALL OF YOU! 53:34.695 --> 53:36.697 GET OUTSIDE MY OFFICE NOW! 54:06.727 --> 54:07.728 THE BARON! 54:07.728 --> 54:10.731 HOORAY! 54:10.731 --> 54:13.233 HOORAY! 54:16.737 --> 54:17.738 [WHISTLES] 54:24.745 --> 54:27.748 BUCEPHALUS, MY BUCEPHALUS. 54:27.748 --> 54:28.248 GOOD BOY. 54:35.255 --> 54:37.257 COME ON. COME ON. 54:41.762 --> 54:44.765 BEAUTIFUL LADIES. 54:45.766 --> 54:49.770 BEAUTIFUL LADIES. 55:04.284 --> 55:05.786 [AHEM] 55:05.786 --> 55:08.789 IT WASN'T JUST A STORY, WAS IT?