WEBVTT 02:11.131 --> 02:14.007 I REMEMBER 02:25.520 --> 02:27.146 The puffballs! 02:28.648 --> 02:33.110 "When the puffballs come, then winter is almost gone." 02:40.577 --> 02:43.328 "When the puffballs soar, then winter is no more." 02:45.665 --> 02:47.749 I've got the best one! 02:48.001 --> 02:50.836 - Ciccio, Iet's go to the seashore. - Look at this one! 03:06.853 --> 03:11.857 In our town, the puffballs arrive hand in hand with spring. 03:13.484 --> 03:19.072 These are the sort of puffballs that drift around, 03:19.282 --> 03:24.703 soaring over the cemetery, where all rest in peace, 03:24.871 --> 03:27.539 soaring over the beachfront and the Germans, newly arrived, 03:27.707 --> 03:29.791 who don't feel the cold. 03:31.127 --> 03:34.588 Drifting, drifting... 03:34.797 --> 03:36.173 swirling... 03:36.341 --> 03:39.301 swirling... swirling... 03:40.053 --> 03:42.971 Drifting, drifting, drifting! 03:44.265 --> 03:45.891 I'm the last of fourteen children. 03:46.059 --> 03:51.355 By then my father had had enough, so he called me Definitivo. 03:51.522 --> 03:55.734 If he'd had enough sooner, there'd have been one less chatterer. 03:56.027 --> 03:57.319 Good evening. 03:57.487 --> 03:59.238 See you in the square. 04:02.992 --> 04:05.244 I've come for my sister. Am l too early? 04:05.453 --> 04:07.079 Your sister's here. 04:07.247 --> 04:09.831 Fiorella, l'm all done. Come in. 04:10.041 --> 04:13.627 I better calm you down, you horny beast. What a body! 04:13.836 --> 04:17.756 The bonfire's bigger this year than last. 04:19.050 --> 04:21.718 You going to the bonfire tonight? What are you playing? 04:21.928 --> 04:23.929 A brand-new tune l wrote. 04:24.847 --> 04:26.723 Listen to this. 04:43.408 --> 04:47.786 Now, Dad, we'll watch them light the bonfire, then off to bed. 04:47.954 --> 04:50.289 The doctor says you must get to bed early. 04:50.456 --> 04:53.333 The doctor's an asshole. I'll go to bed when l want. 04:53.501 --> 04:56.878 Then you'll end up in the hospital, and this time I'll leave you there. 04:57.088 --> 05:01.466 Blockheads! Numskulls! 05:08.224 --> 05:10.726 Scram! That's my spot! 05:15.064 --> 05:16.315 Creeps! 05:16.482 --> 05:20.152 - Let me through! - Listen to this one. 05:21.321 --> 05:23.405 One father can take care of 1 00 kids, 05:23.614 --> 05:27.159 but 1 00 kids can't take care of one father. That's the gospel truth. 05:27.994 --> 05:29.953 - I want to set off a firecracker. - Stay here! 05:31.581 --> 05:34.583 Hey, Giudizio, catch! 05:38.254 --> 05:41.923 I can, I command, l want! Long live Giudizio! 05:46.554 --> 05:48.764 Volpina, have you made love today? 05:50.016 --> 05:52.309 How many men did you service? 05:54.020 --> 05:57.522 I bet you even dip a cock in your morning coffee. 05:59.734 --> 06:01.151 Here she is! 06:02.153 --> 06:06.198 You're the greatest, Gradisca. Greta Garbo's got nothing on you! 06:09.869 --> 06:11.036 Let's go over there. 06:15.249 --> 06:17.542 Ronald Colman, we're over here! 06:19.128 --> 06:22.089 Giudizio, take this chair too. 06:22.590 --> 06:25.634 Burn this one too. Put it on top. 06:26.010 --> 06:28.053 Set the old witch in it. 06:29.013 --> 06:31.973 I'll stuff that chair down your throat! Take it back home! 06:41.859 --> 06:43.443 The old witch! 06:44.779 --> 06:46.947 The old witch is here! 06:47.115 --> 06:49.741 Let me marry her before you burn her! 06:54.914 --> 06:55.997 What are you looking at? 06:56.165 --> 06:58.542 I wasn't looking, l swear. 06:58.709 --> 07:00.127 Lay off! 07:04.090 --> 07:06.925 Don't look. You'll get too excited. 07:21.190 --> 07:23.233 Bring the firecrackers! 07:23.401 --> 07:26.945 Light the bonfire and burn the old witch! 07:47.717 --> 07:52.262 "Burn away, O witch so old. Burn the winter and the cold." 07:54.515 --> 07:56.183 Here comes spring! 07:56.392 --> 07:59.811 - I don't have a match. - But your beloved has, my dear. 08:06.986 --> 08:09.905 Long live the old witch! 08:10.072 --> 08:12.866 Long live Giudizio! 08:13.201 --> 08:15.744 I can, I command, I want! 08:25.880 --> 08:27.506 Where's the ladder? 08:28.883 --> 08:31.510 You want it? Take it! 08:36.349 --> 08:38.099 Take it! 08:38.267 --> 08:40.894 Hurry! I'm burning up! 08:45.399 --> 08:48.193 In America I saw bonfires 300 feet high. 08:48.361 --> 08:51.530 - When were you ever in America? - My parents are American. 08:53.824 --> 08:55.367 l'll break your neck! 08:55.535 --> 08:57.911 You should hear what my father can do with his ass! 08:58.120 --> 09:00.330 Ηurray for spring! 09:05.211 --> 09:08.463 - lt gives me a funny feeling. - Yeah, me too. 09:08.631 --> 09:11.800 But winter's dying and spring is on its way. 09:11.968 --> 09:14.970 l feel it all over me already! 09:56.721 --> 09:59.514 Our respects, milord. Our respects, ma'am. 09:59.682 --> 10:01.558 Our respects to you, little countess. 10:06.063 --> 10:09.399 Drink a little. lt'll do you good. 10:09.567 --> 10:12.152 Look, even your aunt's drinking. 10:37.261 --> 10:40.805 Good old Lallo! No one would know you're 60. 10:41.474 --> 10:45.644 Look at that. Your brother really is an asshole. 10:45.811 --> 10:47.312 Ηe's just a kid. 10:52.151 --> 10:54.653 Now watch the Malaysian tiger leap! 10:56.364 --> 10:57.364 Watch it! 10:57.782 --> 11:00.617 You'll catch it when we get home! 11:00.785 --> 11:03.620 - The heel came off. - Then he'll have to do without one! 11:03.829 --> 11:05.622 Where's that other useless ass gone? 11:09.085 --> 11:11.294 Ciccio, throw the big bang on the fire! 11:11.504 --> 11:13.797 What are you up to? Off to bed with you! 11:14.006 --> 11:15.840 l'll put you in boarding school! 11:21.514 --> 11:25.433 lt's Scureza di Corpolo, "The Fart." Go to it, Scureza! 11:27.103 --> 11:29.312 Bravo, Scureza! 11:51.210 --> 11:55.046 The origins of this town are lost in the mists of time. 11:55.381 --> 11:58.967 ln the municipal museum, there are stone implements... 11:59.135 --> 12:01.720 - All the best. - My respects. 12:01.887 --> 12:03.805 ...that date to prehistoric times. 12:04.014 --> 12:07.392 l myself have found some graffiti of great antiquity 12:07.560 --> 12:10.103 in caves on Count Lovignano's estate. 12:10.312 --> 12:15.358 Be that as it may, the first date we know for certain is 268 BC, 12:15.526 --> 12:19.863 when this became a Roman colony and the start of the Emilian Way. 12:20.072 --> 12:21.740 Mr. Lawyer! 12:26.412 --> 12:30.498 That, too, is characteristic of the irreverent nature of these people, 12:30.666 --> 12:33.752 who bear Roman and Celtic blood in their veins. 12:33.919 --> 12:38.131 Theirs is an exuberant, generous, tenacious nature. 12:38.299 --> 12:42.177 The divine Dante, Pascoli, D'Annunzio 12:42.344 --> 12:46.598 and many others have lauded this land, 12:46.766 --> 12:50.602 and innumerable are its sons who have contributed greatly 12:50.770 --> 12:54.397 to art, science, religion and politics. 12:56.108 --> 12:57.192 Who is that? 12:58.110 --> 12:59.527 You think you're funny, 12:59.695 --> 13:02.197 but you're too cowardly to show your face. 13:03.199 --> 13:04.491 Show yourself. 13:04.700 --> 13:08.453 Come out here and l'll teach you a thing or two! 13:20.257 --> 13:22.967 - Mr. Lawyer. - Yeah, yeah. 13:25.346 --> 13:26.971 Gentlemen! 13:28.641 --> 13:29.974 What's all this? 13:41.862 --> 13:46.032 - Shall we take our places? - lf you insist, headmaster. 13:46.200 --> 13:48.952 But l never come out well in pictures. 13:49.745 --> 13:52.622 You boys in the back, get up on the bench. 13:57.294 --> 14:00.922 - What is it now, De Santis? - lt wasn't me, sir! 14:01.507 --> 14:02.507 Aldina. 14:23.737 --> 14:25.613 Look - it looks like you. 14:26.448 --> 14:27.907 What's going on? 14:28.075 --> 14:29.701 Gigliozzi! 14:30.202 --> 14:31.536 Take your seat. 14:31.704 --> 14:33.496 Put it down her back. 14:35.416 --> 14:38.751 Ηold it like that, please. 14:41.797 --> 14:43.381 What is this? 14:43.549 --> 14:44.883 A stone. 14:45.050 --> 14:47.343 - Yes, but what is it? - l know. 14:47.511 --> 14:50.221 lt's for a slingshot. - An elephant's testicle? 14:51.557 --> 14:53.391 l'll tell you. lt's a pendulum. 14:53.559 --> 14:57.562 You've certainly all seen a grandfather clock. 14:57.730 --> 14:59.105 And how does it go? 15:12.620 --> 15:16.539 Where did Tiberius retire to upon giving up command of the empire? 15:17.374 --> 15:18.416 Capri. 15:26.759 --> 15:31.429 - When was Agrippina killed? - 69 AD. 15:32.640 --> 15:36.601 Why did you give me a zero? Wasn't it 69? 15:38.729 --> 15:40.772 lt was 59 AD. 15:40.940 --> 15:42.231 Are you sure? 15:42.399 --> 15:45.777 What do you mean, am l sure? lt was 59 AD! 15:45.945 --> 15:47.820 Damn it! l knew it! 15:47.988 --> 15:50.782 You'll drive me crazy! Get back to your seat! 15:50.950 --> 15:53.117 Why couldn't it have been 69? 15:57.289 --> 16:01.376 There will come a day 16:01.543 --> 16:03.419 when a renewed ltaly 16:03.587 --> 16:05.588 will take to the field of battle on her own behalf 16:05.798 --> 16:09.133 and not to defend her soil for others, with their weapons. 16:09.301 --> 16:13.846 Being spirit, the Universal becomes incarnate in the state 16:14.014 --> 16:17.517 and cannot but enter into the true nature of the church. 16:18.060 --> 16:23.314 But this reconciliation between church and state came about through a deity 16:23.482 --> 16:28.027 who brought order to members of church and state, 16:28.195 --> 16:31.197 demanding iron discipline and the right to intervene 16:31.407 --> 16:33.074 in every aspect of individual life. 16:33.826 --> 16:36.494 Ηe is God's chosen son 16:36.662 --> 16:39.580 because he has the same power as the Father. 16:39.748 --> 16:43.793 Then there is the Ηoly Spirit, to be placed on the same level 16:43.961 --> 16:46.838 as the Father and the Son. ls that clear? 16:47.172 --> 16:49.924 That is why God is one and also a trinity. 16:51.010 --> 16:55.763 Today we'll speak of the great Giotto. 16:55.931 --> 16:57.682 Whose balls exploded like this! 16:57.850 --> 17:00.268 Do you know, boys and girls, 17:00.436 --> 17:04.689 why Giotto is so important in ltalian painting? 17:06.150 --> 17:10.820 l'll tell you: because he invented perspective. 17:10.988 --> 17:16.200 Per-spec-tive! 17:17.745 --> 17:21.664 Teacher, may l leave the room? Bobo let a real stinker! 17:22.583 --> 17:23.624 What's that? 17:24.334 --> 17:26.085 You're crazy. 17:26.670 --> 17:28.296 lt's not true. l never fart. 17:28.464 --> 17:30.381 - You do too. - l do not. 17:32.384 --> 17:34.719 Alboino... 17:36.388 --> 17:39.223 signed the peace. 17:39.808 --> 17:41.851 Gigliozzi, out! 17:42.311 --> 17:44.937 This one isn't difficult. Solve it. 17:57.868 --> 18:00.578 Why did you stop? You were doing fine. 18:00.746 --> 18:02.413 What were you trying to do? 18:03.582 --> 18:05.374 - Give me a clue. - Pass it here. 18:05.542 --> 18:07.877 Just think a moment. 18:08.045 --> 18:11.255 X9 plus the square root of K3. 18:13.258 --> 18:15.551 lt's obvious! 18:16.970 --> 18:20.973 Move over. What have you done here? 18:22.434 --> 18:25.394 We'll go through it together. What's this here? 18:26.730 --> 18:31.109 What's this here, l said. You must know how to read. 18:31.276 --> 18:33.611 - But l - - Keep quiet! 18:41.411 --> 18:45.248 X9 plus the square root of K3... 18:47.459 --> 18:49.627 There's your answer. 18:50.045 --> 18:52.839 X1 = 1 40. 18:53.006 --> 18:56.676 X2 = 3/5ths of the total, less the difference. 18:56.844 --> 18:58.302 ls that clear? 19:02.599 --> 19:04.142 What have you done? 19:04.309 --> 19:06.144 Are you crazy? 19:06.311 --> 19:08.813 Janitor! 19:23.745 --> 19:26.455 - Greek is so beautiful, isn't it? - You betcha. 19:26.623 --> 19:29.167 lt's so musical. 19:30.711 --> 19:33.546 Emarpszamen. Repeat after me. 19:36.967 --> 19:37.842 Quiet. 19:38.969 --> 19:41.596 Quiet down, the rest of you. Try it again. 19:41.763 --> 19:44.098 - Teacher, could you be so kind - - As to what? 19:44.266 --> 19:46.267 Could l hear it again? 19:46.977 --> 19:48.895 Certainly. Listen. 19:51.773 --> 19:53.608 Careful with the tongue. 19:53.775 --> 19:58.029 lt has to go here, against the palate. 19:58.197 --> 20:00.364 Then spit it out. 20:09.791 --> 20:11.375 Quiet. 20:12.044 --> 20:13.878 Try once more. 20:20.719 --> 20:23.679 You see? Greek is so difficult. 20:23.847 --> 20:26.015 What did you do with your tongue? 20:28.060 --> 20:29.727 Don't stick it out so far. 20:31.146 --> 20:34.065 - Like this? - That's right. 20:39.404 --> 20:43.074 - Back to your seat, damn it! - l nearly had it that time. 20:45.577 --> 20:48.454 - Who's that? - lt's Ciccio. 20:50.624 --> 20:53.876 - Let me have that. - Just one drag, okay? 20:54.544 --> 20:58.130 ls it true Aldina tore up yet another of your poems? 20:58.298 --> 20:59.924 Yeah, but l've got another one. 21:00.092 --> 21:04.637 "What a kind, gentle maiden thou art, Aldina. 21:04.805 --> 21:09.600 You set my heart beating like a steam hammer." 21:11.478 --> 21:15.523 - lt's so nice and warm outside. - l prefer Aldina's mother. 21:15.691 --> 21:17.566 l wonder who's down on the beach this morning. 21:33.375 --> 21:35.626 Fu Manchu! 21:44.928 --> 21:46.554 Volpina! 21:54.104 --> 21:56.647 Volpina, come here! 22:03.822 --> 22:05.906 What are you doing here? 22:06.116 --> 22:07.325 What do you want? 22:07.492 --> 22:08.826 l lost my pussycat. 22:10.037 --> 22:11.203 Really? 22:12.414 --> 22:15.583 There are no cats around here. 22:15.834 --> 22:17.335 Go on home now. 22:19.838 --> 22:21.797 lt's hot, isn't it? 22:22.424 --> 22:25.009 Aren't you all hot? 22:27.637 --> 22:29.972 She's an odd one, eh? 22:30.140 --> 22:32.058 Be a good girl and run on home. 22:32.225 --> 22:33.559 There are no cats here. 22:35.354 --> 22:36.604 Ηey, boss! 22:36.772 --> 22:39.440 Mortar wrote another poem. 22:39.608 --> 22:41.817 When do you manage to write these poems? 22:41.985 --> 22:45.196 Mortar, let the boss hear your poem. 22:45.906 --> 22:47.531 Let's hear it. 22:49.868 --> 22:51.577 What's it called? 22:51.745 --> 22:53.954 - "Bricks." - Good title. 22:54.122 --> 22:56.874 "My grandfather made bricks. 22:57.042 --> 22:59.377 My father made bricks. 22:59.544 --> 23:02.713 l make bricks too, 23:02.881 --> 23:04.715 but where's my house?" 23:09.221 --> 23:11.764 Very true. l get your point. 23:11.932 --> 23:15.226 Quite right. But l, too, was once a poor man, 23:15.394 --> 23:18.145 and l gradually worked my way up to master builder. 23:18.355 --> 23:21.357 Things don't just fall in your lap. 23:21.525 --> 23:24.777 You have to be patient. You have to work. 23:24.945 --> 23:28.322 With hard work, you can do it. You have to work. 23:28.490 --> 23:30.324 Aren't we working? 23:32.327 --> 23:33.577 That's enough! 23:38.083 --> 23:40.584 No drinking before the soup. 23:40.752 --> 23:43.462 Not before the soup. - ls that engraved somewhere? 23:43.630 --> 23:46.048 Your stomach will swell up. l read it in the paper. 23:46.758 --> 23:50.511 - Keep your hands to yourself! - There's a spoon missing. 23:51.054 --> 23:54.348 - ls it hot, Lallino? - A little. 23:55.892 --> 23:59.812 - Gimme a lot! - You'll get your share. 24:01.022 --> 24:03.941 Would you like some more, Lallo? There's a little left. 24:09.406 --> 24:12.616 - Ηas it got enough salt? - Yes, Grandpa. 24:12.784 --> 24:15.703 Gina, give Grandpa a little. - Ηe's already eaten. 24:15.912 --> 24:19.915 My father's father was known as "Big Meat." 24:20.083 --> 24:22.960 He lived to be 1 07 and he was still doing it! 24:24.754 --> 24:26.630 l can't take anymore. 24:29.009 --> 24:30.509 So? 24:31.261 --> 24:36.974 So when l was little, he taught me to eat at 1 1 :00 in the morning, 24:37.309 --> 24:39.768 before the sun burns your head, 24:39.936 --> 24:41.562 and at 4:00 in the afternoon. 24:41.730 --> 24:44.607 Otherwise food is like poison 24:44.774 --> 24:46.484 that gets into your blood. 24:46.902 --> 24:49.403 Aren't you eating? 24:51.656 --> 24:54.450 What did you do to your mother? 24:54.618 --> 24:56.160 Nothing. 24:56.661 --> 24:58.287 lt's nothing they did! 24:58.455 --> 24:59.997 Damn it all! 25:00.165 --> 25:04.335 l get up at 4:00 a.m. and slave away all day like a mule, 25:04.503 --> 25:09.757 and when l come home for a crust of bread, l find a bunch of long faces! 25:13.595 --> 25:16.013 Now you won't have to look at this one! 25:16.556 --> 25:20.059 Ma'am, it's time to take the water off the stove. 25:23.063 --> 25:25.648 - What's the matter? - Nothing! 25:25.815 --> 25:27.942 - Then eat something! - l don't want anything! 25:28.109 --> 25:30.819 - Why not? - Because l don't! 25:31.488 --> 25:34.323 - Shut the door. lt's cold. - Just a minute. 25:34.491 --> 25:36.742 l'm still convalescing. 25:39.996 --> 25:42.748 - Who can that be at this hour? - Ηow would l know! 25:42.916 --> 25:45.501 - Shall l go? - Yes. 25:48.630 --> 25:50.965 You think my fanny's a good-luck charm? 25:51.132 --> 25:54.176 Chicken always gets stuck in my teeth. 25:54.469 --> 25:56.637 Okay if l take a little more, Dad? 25:56.805 --> 25:57.721 Ηands off! 25:57.889 --> 26:00.224 - Just a wing. - l'll do the serving here. 26:00.392 --> 26:03.686 Tell me, Miranda: Did you put mint in this? 26:03.853 --> 26:07.439 What do you mean, mint? lt's sage. 26:07.607 --> 26:11.318 But you noticed something was different, didn't you? 26:11.486 --> 26:13.862 Lallino has a sensitive palate. 26:14.030 --> 26:16.073 Gina! Who is it? 26:20.745 --> 26:23.581 - Well? - lt's Mr. Biondi. 26:23.748 --> 26:27.293 - Right when l'm eating! - lsn't he the bishop's cousin? 26:27.460 --> 26:29.545 Are you bottomless pits or what? 26:29.713 --> 26:31.839 Anyone would think l never fed you! 26:33.174 --> 26:37.803 - Uncle, watch. - lf your dad sees you! 26:37.971 --> 26:40.723 Uncle, do that trick for us. 26:40.890 --> 26:43.100 Come on, just once. 26:43.935 --> 26:45.894 Look, Titta! 26:47.105 --> 26:49.273 Bravo! 26:49.441 --> 26:52.359 - lsn't that hard, Uncle? - Well, you know... 27:06.708 --> 27:08.375 Good wine, this Sangiovese. 27:10.462 --> 27:12.504 By the way, where were you last night? 27:12.672 --> 27:15.883 Me? At the movies. 27:16.051 --> 27:17.718 And what was showing? 27:18.178 --> 27:23.766 The Americans were trying to penetrate Comanche territory. 27:23.933 --> 27:25.893 They built a bridge for the railroad, 27:26.061 --> 27:31.065 but the lndians shot arrows at them. lt was a massacre! 27:31.232 --> 27:33.275 l'll massacre you, you little hooligan! 27:33.443 --> 27:35.110 What's going on? 27:35.403 --> 27:39.114 - l didn't do anything! - Aurelio, leave him alone! 27:40.241 --> 27:41.825 l'll put you in the hospital! 27:41.993 --> 27:45.162 People are watching. 27:47.624 --> 27:51.293 Starting tomorrow, no more school, no more allowance! 27:51.461 --> 27:53.462 Ηe can start working with me! 27:53.630 --> 27:57.633 - And how will you pay me? - With a hammer in the face! 27:57.801 --> 28:01.136 You have to tell me who fathered this piece of shit! 28:01.304 --> 28:04.848 At his age, l'd already been working for three years! 28:05.016 --> 28:07.685 Right, and you gave all your money to Grandma! 28:07.852 --> 28:10.729 That's enough now! Come in and eat! 28:10.897 --> 28:12.815 Ηello. 28:15.360 --> 28:18.320 Everyone in town laughs at us, even the roosters. 28:20.156 --> 28:24.868 - ln my own home, l'll do as l please! - Listen to His Royal Highness! 28:25.870 --> 28:27.746 Give me your brother's plate. 28:30.417 --> 28:34.044 - Where are you going with that? - What did he do? 28:34.212 --> 28:37.172 What did he do? l'll show you what he did! 28:37.340 --> 28:39.425 What did he do? 28:40.719 --> 28:45.222 What did your brother do? Speak up! - l don't know! 28:45.473 --> 28:48.976 This is Mr. Biondi's hat. Ηe was at the movies last night. 28:49.144 --> 28:52.396 Just smell it. Know who did that? 28:52.564 --> 28:54.732 That delinquent son of yours. 28:54.899 --> 28:58.444 Ηe pissed over the balcony rail, right on Biondi's head. 28:58.611 --> 29:00.487 lt cost me three bills! 29:00.655 --> 29:03.741 l'm sure it was those juvenile delinquents he hangs around with! 29:03.908 --> 29:06.326 Enough! 29:06.494 --> 29:10.164 Stop taking his side! Ηe's getting worse and worse! 29:10.331 --> 29:15.043 They're a pair of little hoodlums! You've brought them up wrong! 29:15.211 --> 29:20.007 Then you do it! Let's see how well you do! 29:20.175 --> 29:23.302 l can't stand any more! l'm going crazy! 29:23.470 --> 29:25.929 l'm going mad! 29:26.097 --> 29:29.266 l'll kill the whole lot of you! 29:32.145 --> 29:36.523 l'll put strychnine in your soup! 29:36.691 --> 29:39.443 That's what l'll do! 29:44.741 --> 29:46.408 One, two, three... 29:50.288 --> 29:54.249 - But l'll kill myself first! - Good. 29:54.709 --> 29:56.502 - Right now! - Go ahead. 29:57.629 --> 30:01.840 You'll see! l'll kill myself first! 30:03.134 --> 30:05.385 Uncle, look at Dad! 30:14.062 --> 30:16.980 Why do these things happen to me? What have l done? 30:29.577 --> 30:31.995 Goddamn it all! 30:34.249 --> 30:37.334 - Did you hurt yourself? - What are you doing on the floor? 30:53.309 --> 30:56.228 - Ηey, man, avoid this one if you can. - Not the hat! 30:59.691 --> 31:01.191 Evening, headmaster. 31:07.699 --> 31:10.284 - There's Gradisca! - Where? 31:24.007 --> 31:28.844 lf you give the archbishop permission to sell holy pictures in the schools, 31:29.304 --> 31:32.180 l'm sure there'll be no need to - 31:45.236 --> 31:47.821 When are you showing The Vale ofLove with Gary Cooper? 31:47.989 --> 31:50.032 Next week, my dear. 31:50.199 --> 31:51.408 Thank you. 31:51.576 --> 31:54.411 When can your little prince come to bed with you? 31:54.579 --> 31:58.123 You'll get my purse over your head! 31:59.125 --> 32:01.126 Such behavior! 32:03.796 --> 32:05.422 Get lost, Giudizio. 32:05.590 --> 32:08.050 lt was beautiful! l had a good cry! 32:08.217 --> 32:12.095 Romanesque, 1 3th century, perfectly preserved. 32:17.310 --> 32:20.562 Mullion windows. Excuse me. l'll continue later. 32:20.939 --> 32:25.776 Lallo, read the telegram "White Feather" got from Stockholm. 32:26.194 --> 32:30.030 "Come immediately. Cannot live without you. lnge." 32:30.198 --> 32:33.283 ls she the bucktoothed one from last summer? 32:33.451 --> 32:37.287 Are you going? lt'll be damned cold up there now! 32:41.209 --> 32:45.796 lf l shot them, they'd call me a murderer. 32:46.464 --> 32:48.882 l'll throw them all in a pit of lime! 32:53.137 --> 32:55.097 Get the hell out of here! 32:56.265 --> 33:00.644 l couldn't leave Mamma behind for those buck teeth. 33:01.896 --> 33:04.231 Look at Madam's new girls. 33:07.944 --> 33:09.444 Ηey, look! 33:18.663 --> 33:20.956 See the big one with the hood? 33:25.169 --> 33:26.878 Ηere l am! 33:27.338 --> 33:28.672 Me too! 33:32.844 --> 33:36.013 lt's my God-given right to - 33:36.180 --> 33:40.892 A lovely man. A lot like Wallace Beery. 33:41.060 --> 33:43.854 With that beard, he looked like a French duke. 34:02.206 --> 34:04.332 That's some cargo! 35:00.139 --> 35:02.891 Good night, King Vittorio. Good night, everybody. 35:05.103 --> 35:07.020 This is the Victory Monument. 35:07.230 --> 35:09.314 We used to visit it every day. 35:09.482 --> 35:11.233 And l dreamed about it at night too. 35:15.780 --> 35:18.031 - l'm going, Mamma. - Make a good confession. 35:18.199 --> 35:20.867 lf you've had anything to drink, you can't receive communion. 35:21.077 --> 35:24.079 You can drink water. You just can't eat anything. 35:24.288 --> 35:25.956 Not even water. 35:26.165 --> 35:28.291 And tell him that you're a delinquent, 35:28.459 --> 35:32.462 that you upset your mother and father, and that you answer back. 35:33.256 --> 35:36.299 And that you curse everything, understand? 35:36.467 --> 35:37.467 Everything! 35:42.557 --> 35:43.765 Who's first? 35:58.948 --> 36:01.992 - Ηow long since your last confession? - Christmas. 36:02.160 --> 36:06.246 My God! Mass on days of obligation? - Except when l had the mumps. 36:06.414 --> 36:09.583 - Do you honor your father and mother? - Yes. 36:09.750 --> 36:11.501 No, not like that! 36:11.711 --> 36:15.630 White on one side, yellow on the other. - What's it matter? 36:15.798 --> 36:19.259 - lt's a question of aesthetics. - Fine. 36:20.344 --> 36:22.679 Now then, do you honor your father and mother? 36:23.014 --> 36:27.142 Yes, but they don't honor me. They beat me. 36:27.351 --> 36:31.646 - You must annoy them. Do you tell lies? - l have to. 36:31.814 --> 36:33.523 Do you covet others' goods? 36:33.733 --> 36:36.526 The small flowers go in the small vases. 36:37.445 --> 36:39.321 What did you say you covet? 36:39.488 --> 36:42.991 My pal Bragger's got a raincoat with metal buckles 36:43.201 --> 36:46.703 like the detective's in the William Powell-Myrna Loy films. 36:47.622 --> 36:49.998 Do you commit impure acts? Do you touch yourself? 36:50.166 --> 36:53.543 Do you know St. Louis weeps when you touch yourself? 36:57.381 --> 36:59.132 Let him weep. 36:59.300 --> 37:02.510 l'm not gonna tell you. You'll only tell Dad. 37:03.095 --> 37:05.513 Don't tell me you don't touch yourself. 37:05.681 --> 37:08.975 How can you not, when you see the woman in the tobacco shop, 37:09.143 --> 37:12.229 as stacked as she is, and she says... 37:12.521 --> 37:15.148 Export brand? 37:15.775 --> 37:18.902 And the math teacher who looks just like a lion? 37:20.196 --> 37:21.905 Mother of God! 37:22.323 --> 37:26.159 How can you not touch yourself when she looks at you that way? 37:28.079 --> 37:31.206 What do you think we come to see on St. Anthony's day, 37:31.415 --> 37:34.084 when they bless the animals? The sheep's butts? 37:56.941 --> 37:59.234 See how he's looking at me? 37:59.402 --> 38:01.695 How can l tell him about Volpina 38:01.862 --> 38:05.198 and the time l pumped up her tires? 38:08.869 --> 38:11.871 l didn't know people kissed like that. Did you? 38:12.039 --> 38:13.790 With their tongues going in and out? 38:14.000 --> 38:16.084 l'll ask the questions here. 38:16.252 --> 38:17.335 Go on. 38:17.503 --> 38:19.212 Then there's Gradisca. 38:19.380 --> 38:23.717 Last summer l saw her going into the movie theater. 38:24.176 --> 38:26.803 lt's not - You see - 38:26.971 --> 38:29.597 l'm crazy about Gradisca. 38:29.765 --> 38:31.433 l want a wife just like her. 38:35.771 --> 38:37.063 She was alone. 38:38.316 --> 38:40.525 There, right before my eyes. 38:48.492 --> 38:50.076 l changed seats. 38:53.914 --> 38:55.582 l changed seats again... 38:59.879 --> 39:01.171 and again. 39:07.011 --> 39:08.511 And finally... 39:33.829 --> 39:35.330 Looking for something? 39:35.664 --> 39:37.874 l sat there like an asshole. 39:38.042 --> 39:39.876 l could have jumped in the harbor. 39:40.753 --> 39:43.546 Father Balosa can't understand these things. 39:43.714 --> 39:46.174 But since l had to say something, 39:46.384 --> 39:49.719 l said l'd touched myself once, just a little, 39:49.970 --> 39:52.055 but that l regretted it immediately. 39:52.890 --> 39:54.891 He was happy with that. 39:55.059 --> 39:58.728 l had to say three Our Fathers, Hail Marys and Glorias, and that was it. 40:00.189 --> 40:03.233 You're absolved. Three Our Fathers, Hail Marys and Glorias. 40:10.241 --> 40:11.991 Do you touch yourself? 40:12.159 --> 40:14.202 Just look at those rings under your eyes. 40:14.370 --> 40:16.621 You obviously do. 40:16.789 --> 40:18.540 Just once. 40:18.707 --> 40:20.375 ln the garage. 40:20.751 --> 40:22.710 - Quit it! - What? 40:22.920 --> 40:24.546 Always touching me. 40:29.635 --> 40:32.470 - Jean Ηarlow! - Gradisca! 40:32.680 --> 40:34.889 The tobacco lady's tits! 40:35.141 --> 40:36.808 - The girl at the circus! - Which one? 40:36.976 --> 40:39.018 With the fishnet stockings. 40:39.395 --> 40:40.478 Aldina! 40:40.646 --> 40:43.022 No, Aldina's mine! l'll smack your face! 41:01.959 --> 41:04.794 Platoon, attention! 41:38.037 --> 41:39.579 There he is! 42:12.613 --> 42:14.405 Comrades! 42:15.324 --> 42:16.866 Ηail l/Duce ! 42:17.618 --> 42:22.080 We hail llDuce with grateful hearts and the Fascist salute! 42:24.124 --> 42:27.377 The greeting of lmperial Rome 42:28.212 --> 42:29.629 that shows us... 42:31.215 --> 42:34.133 the path of destiny that Fascist ltaly must follow. 42:52.444 --> 42:56.322 Let me touch him! l want to touch him! 42:56.490 --> 42:59.576 Longlive ll Duce! 43:24.518 --> 43:28.313 Ninety-nine per cent of the population are party members. 43:28.480 --> 43:32.817 We have 1 ,200 Young Fascist boys and 3,000 Young Fascist girls. 43:32.985 --> 43:34.611 Our Fascist hearts beat as one, 43:34.778 --> 43:37.614 but the work on the maritime front needs attention. 43:37.781 --> 43:43.286 This marvelous enthusiasm makes us young and yet so old at the same time. 43:43.621 --> 43:47.040 Young, because Fascism has rejuvenated our blood 43:47.249 --> 43:49.459 with glowing ideals from ancient times. 43:49.627 --> 43:54.297 All l can say is Mussolini's got two balls this big! 43:56.884 --> 44:00.553 Today, April 21 st, we celebrate the birth of Rome, the Eternal City. 44:00.763 --> 44:04.599 What does that mean? That we must respect the monuments, 44:04.808 --> 44:07.852 the ruins that Rome has left us, 44:08.062 --> 44:12.065 which is what l've done all along, despite being razzed at night. 44:22.368 --> 44:27.455 Do we not see, on this glorious, sun-filled day, 44:27.831 --> 44:31.042 that the ltalian sun, forever free, 44:31.210 --> 44:33.753 is a divine sign that the heavens are on our side? 44:34.421 --> 44:35.880 Miranda. 44:39.468 --> 44:41.511 Who locked the gate? - l did. 44:41.679 --> 44:43.137 - Why? - You know why. 44:43.305 --> 44:44.847 Unlock it. 44:45.015 --> 44:48.267 You've heard what's been going on in the piazza all day. 44:48.435 --> 44:51.813 Open up. l have business to take care of. - Nothing doing. 44:51.980 --> 44:54.524 You're staying at home. What's all this stuff? 44:54.692 --> 44:56.651 lf l wanted to be a widow, l'd kill you myself. 44:56.819 --> 44:59.362 l'll strangle you with your neckerchief! 44:59.530 --> 45:02.824 Think l'm scared of those black-shirted lice? 45:03.283 --> 45:05.076 Give me the key. 45:08.205 --> 45:09.622 Damn it all! 45:09.873 --> 45:15.753 Why is it that whenever there's a rally, 45:15.963 --> 45:18.840 l have to stay home? This is the last straw! 45:19.258 --> 45:23.052 One, two, three, four... 45:32.730 --> 45:34.480 These youth are sturdy as rock. 45:34.940 --> 45:37.233 Yes, sturdy as rock. 45:38.318 --> 45:40.403 One, two... 45:53.333 --> 45:55.877 Ηail l/Duce ! 46:11.643 --> 46:15.062 Young Fascist Ciccio Marconi, 46:15.230 --> 46:20.985 do you wish to marry Young Fascist Aldina Cordini? 46:22.112 --> 46:25.573 And you, Young Fascist Aldina Cordini, 46:25.908 --> 46:30.870 do you wish to marry Young Fascist Ciccio Marconi? 46:31.330 --> 46:32.622 Bravo, Ciccio! 46:52.017 --> 46:54.977 Comrades, they speak of "bread and work," 46:55.145 --> 46:58.105 but wouldn't "bread and wine" be better? 47:06.990 --> 47:08.783 - Fernet. - Coffee. 47:09.952 --> 47:11.327 Just a soft drink. 47:12.162 --> 47:15.164 Three cheers for our comrade! 47:23.590 --> 47:26.551 - Difficult shot. - Yes, Your Excellency. 47:26.718 --> 47:29.679 - Difficult shot. - lndeed, Your Excellency. 47:42.442 --> 47:44.569 l wouldn't like to go up against him. 47:53.203 --> 47:56.289 - Who killed the lights? - Attilio, light a candle. 47:56.456 --> 47:57.540 Light a candle! 48:00.419 --> 48:04.755 There's a phonograph up above. 48:04.923 --> 48:06.549 What are you saying? 48:08.552 --> 48:10.052 Silence! 48:11.221 --> 48:14.390 - That's the "lnternationale"! - What's that? 48:14.558 --> 48:15.933 The anthem of subversives. 48:16.226 --> 48:17.852 Where's it coming from? 48:18.020 --> 48:19.729 Where are you hiding, you scoundrel? 48:20.439 --> 48:21.772 lncredible! 48:23.150 --> 48:27.320 Show yourself, coward! 48:31.158 --> 48:32.867 We await your orders, sir! 48:34.828 --> 48:37.413 Everyone is to go home! 48:39.416 --> 48:41.042 And close your windows! 48:44.046 --> 48:46.088 Get inside, you! 48:46.256 --> 48:48.215 Go home! 48:51.845 --> 48:54.180 What are you doing there? Go home! 49:11.114 --> 49:13.741 Ηey! Ηe's up there! 49:15.077 --> 49:16.994 Come home now! 49:17.162 --> 49:19.455 Up in the bell tower! 49:59.496 --> 50:02.415 To arms 50:02.582 --> 50:06.627 We are Fascists We fight the Communists 50:14.094 --> 50:17.263 GOD - COUNTRY - FAMlLY 50:37.200 --> 50:39.035 You're free to go. 50:39.202 --> 50:40.953 You can go home. 50:41.121 --> 50:44.373 You see? We Fascists aren't all that bad. 50:44.791 --> 50:48.961 We didn't harm a single hair on your head. 50:49.212 --> 50:52.214 More like a cozy little kaffeeklatsch. 50:52.632 --> 50:54.467 Good night, sonny boy. 50:57.554 --> 50:59.096 Bring him here. 51:13.695 --> 51:15.196 Take off your hat. 51:16.698 --> 51:19.283 Sorry, it's a habit. Even at home. 51:20.202 --> 51:22.244 Why don't you give the Roman salute? 51:24.164 --> 51:26.499 l didn't know it was mandatory. 51:26.833 --> 51:29.001 l know nothing about politics. 51:29.628 --> 51:31.128 Sit down. 51:32.255 --> 51:34.465 So you know nothing about politics. 51:35.467 --> 51:38.094 Yet you've been heard to say, 51:39.096 --> 51:42.932 "lf Mussolini keeps on like this, l really don't know." 51:43.975 --> 51:47.436 What did you mean by "l really don't know"? 51:49.022 --> 51:51.440 l never said anything like that. 51:51.608 --> 51:55.111 l generally only talk about my work. Perhaps l said, 51:55.278 --> 51:58.906 "l really don't know how politics work. 51:59.116 --> 52:00.783 Was it a threat? 52:01.201 --> 52:02.326 Certainly not. 52:02.494 --> 52:05.579 - Lack of faith in Fascism? - No. Why? 52:06.331 --> 52:10.334 - Or perhaps subversive propaganda? - No, l'd have no reason. 52:13.713 --> 52:16.757 And you know nothing about the phonograph either? 52:18.802 --> 52:19.885 Phonograph? 52:20.053 --> 52:22.221 Don't get smart! Answer! 52:23.974 --> 52:26.767 l was asleep. These guys woke me up. 52:26.935 --> 52:29.520 l didn't even have time to put on my tie. 52:31.481 --> 52:35.067 Your tie... or your anarchist's neckerchief? 52:36.444 --> 52:38.154 What neckerchief? 52:42.826 --> 52:46.829 Would you like to drink a toast to the triumph of Fascism? 52:49.416 --> 52:51.375 Really, at this hour - 52:51.543 --> 52:53.419 At this hour! 52:55.672 --> 52:59.592 You fools! Trying our patience like this! 52:59.759 --> 53:04.013 You must drink to a Fascist victory, my friend. 53:04.181 --> 53:07.057 Don't make us crack your skulls open to convince you 53:07.225 --> 53:09.977 that Fascism is for your protection and dignity! 53:10.145 --> 53:13.272 To hell with you ignorant bunch of animals! 53:17.819 --> 53:20.196 - This is castor oil. - Drink it. 53:20.405 --> 53:24.742 No. Why should l? What did l do? 53:27.037 --> 53:30.456 What are you doing? Let me go! 53:32.209 --> 53:36.629 Be a good boy, now. Open your mouth. 53:36.838 --> 53:38.797 Don't make me angry. 53:39.299 --> 53:42.009 Drink up. lt'll do you good. 53:42.594 --> 53:45.596 Just look at him, a man of his age. 53:45.764 --> 53:47.223 Ηe's a disgrace! 53:48.350 --> 53:50.601 You vomiting on my shoes? 53:51.686 --> 53:54.396 This is what saddens us. 53:55.565 --> 53:58.567 This utter refusal to understand. 53:58.777 --> 54:02.696 Why? 54:03.573 --> 54:05.074 There must be something wrong with your head. 54:05.242 --> 54:09.286 Have some more. lt'll clear up those ideas of yours. 54:10.580 --> 54:12.915 - You'll pay for this. - Send us the bill. 54:14.668 --> 54:16.418 Good heavens, 2:00 o'clock. 54:28.640 --> 54:30.474 What happened? 54:56.918 --> 55:00.296 You won't listen to me. 55:02.257 --> 55:03.757 You'll see. 55:12.309 --> 55:13.726 Stand up. 55:17.897 --> 55:19.690 Dry yourself off. 55:23.903 --> 55:25.321 Don't catch cold. 55:30.910 --> 55:31.994 Dad! 55:33.788 --> 55:35.414 Go to bed! 55:35.832 --> 55:37.833 God, he stinks! 55:41.338 --> 55:45.674 lf the person who squealed is who l think it was, 55:45.842 --> 55:48.677 he'd better move to another continent 55:48.845 --> 55:51.430 or l'll eat his guts out! 55:51.598 --> 55:53.432 l'll have his balls for dinner! 55:54.309 --> 55:56.685 Traitorous son of a bitch! 56:02.484 --> 56:04.026 The Grand Hotel. 56:04.319 --> 56:07.446 l call her "the Old Lady." 56:08.031 --> 56:12.534 l come here every year to sip the nectar of love. 56:12.702 --> 56:16.163 l offer tenderness and yearn for tenderness in return. 56:16.331 --> 56:19.249 l'm the only one in town who visits the Grand Ηotel. 56:19.459 --> 56:21.502 They say Gradisca was here once, 56:21.711 --> 56:25.547 and it was because of that highly improbable adventure 56:25.757 --> 56:28.717 that she came to be called Gradisca. 56:29.052 --> 56:32.179 Ηer real name is Ninola. 56:32.347 --> 56:34.181 But one winter night three years ago... 56:34.391 --> 56:36.725 Don't let us down, Ninola. 56:36.935 --> 56:38.811 The prince is a handsome man. 56:39.229 --> 56:44.149 lf he looks satisfied, mention the work on the harbor. 56:44.317 --> 56:46.777 One word from him is all it would take. 56:46.945 --> 56:49.571 Be polite. Speak proper ltalian. 56:49.739 --> 56:52.574 He's a real prince, not just any old asshole. 56:52.742 --> 56:55.661 Besides, it's a great opportunity for you too. 56:55.829 --> 56:57.079 The harbor. 01:00:19.782 --> 01:00:21.575 Mr. Prince, sir... 01:00:23.661 --> 01:00:25.329 gradisca! (Whatever you desire) 01:00:27.248 --> 01:00:30.083 And that's how Ninola came to be called Gradisca. 01:00:30.251 --> 01:00:32.794 Mind you, l don't attribute much truth to that story, 01:00:32.962 --> 01:00:35.881 nor to the one that Biscein tells. 01:00:36.049 --> 01:00:39.926 He's a born liar. Ηe makes up a new one every day. 01:00:40.094 --> 01:00:42.471 A couple of years back, 01:00:42.639 --> 01:00:46.099 an emir arrived with his 30 concubines. 01:00:46.267 --> 01:00:47.976 l saw him arrive. 01:02:34.876 --> 01:02:40.297 The emir locked all 30 rooms up tight every night. That much is true. 01:02:40.465 --> 01:02:44.551 lt's the rest of Biscein's story that leaks like a sieve. 01:02:46.637 --> 01:02:51.141 The silly man claims that on that very night... 01:02:51.309 --> 01:02:55.103 Beans, olives, toasted melon seeds! 01:03:18.044 --> 01:03:20.337 l'm coming, girls! 01:03:24.258 --> 01:03:26.593 Come on, Biscein. 01:03:34.185 --> 01:03:36.520 Sweet Jesus, the pussy! 01:04:29.031 --> 01:04:32.033 One, two, three, four... 01:04:33.494 --> 01:04:36.454 Ηe claims that, between the beautiful girls and the ugly ones, 01:04:36.664 --> 01:04:38.665 he polished off 28 of them that night. 01:04:44.964 --> 01:04:46.506 Uncle! 01:04:50.136 --> 01:04:54.389 Are you Polish? Only Polish women have that fire in their eyes. 01:04:56.726 --> 01:04:58.393 Uncle's a great dancer. 01:05:12.450 --> 01:05:14.910 Commandant... ladies... 01:05:16.871 --> 01:05:18.747 Then you must be Czech, 01:05:18.915 --> 01:05:21.750 because only Czech women have that fire in their eyes. 01:05:21.918 --> 01:05:25.128 l know ltalian: bellissimo, buona sera, 01:05:25.296 --> 01:05:27.297 Michelangelo, fanculo, 01:05:27.465 --> 01:05:28.965 o sole mio. 01:05:46.776 --> 01:05:48.234 Good evening. 01:06:05.336 --> 01:06:08.046 - Uncle! - Get out of here! 01:06:08.214 --> 01:06:10.757 Jesus, the asshole waiter! 01:06:31.570 --> 01:06:33.488 You see sea? 01:06:34.156 --> 01:06:37.158 You take walk with me. Come. 01:06:42.248 --> 01:06:46.167 Leopardi wrote poetry. Do you know Leopardi? 01:06:46.752 --> 01:06:49.462 No, this is my first time here. 01:06:51.340 --> 01:06:53.091 Dante Alighieri here. 01:06:53.509 --> 01:06:54.884 Leopardi here, 01:06:55.094 --> 01:06:56.845 or even here. 01:06:57.013 --> 01:06:58.513 Oh, good! 01:07:17.908 --> 01:07:19.242 Ηow did it go? 01:07:19.493 --> 01:07:20.869 Ηow do you think? 01:07:21.037 --> 01:07:23.913 l always find German women to be pushovers. 01:07:24.665 --> 01:07:26.708 She's really fallen for me. 01:07:27.918 --> 01:07:32.047 And to prove it, she even offered me posterior intimacy. 01:07:55.696 --> 01:07:57.739 Uncle! 01:07:58.949 --> 01:08:01.159 Uncle Teo was Dad's brother. 01:08:01.494 --> 01:08:04.746 We took him out for a ride once a month in the summer. 01:08:05.247 --> 01:08:06.623 Ηe's coming. 01:08:14.006 --> 01:08:15.715 Ηere he comes. 01:08:20.930 --> 01:08:22.305 Ηello, Uncle. 01:08:23.641 --> 01:08:25.141 Ηow are things, Teo? 01:08:25.309 --> 01:08:26.810 Ηe's happy, Mamma. 01:08:28.437 --> 01:08:31.189 - Ηe's looking well. - Yes, he is. 01:08:33.442 --> 01:08:34.734 Watch your step. 01:08:35.861 --> 01:08:37.862 - Ηere he is. - Ηello, Uncle. 01:08:39.115 --> 01:08:41.241 How are you? - And how are you? 01:08:41.408 --> 01:08:42.951 l'm fine. l go to school. 01:08:45.621 --> 01:08:50.250 We're taking you to the farm for some passatelli. 01:08:51.293 --> 01:08:53.128 What do you think of that? 01:08:53.629 --> 01:08:56.131 Look, Dad's here too. 01:08:57.258 --> 01:08:59.884 My boy! Give Dad a kiss. 01:09:01.554 --> 01:09:03.429 - Ηe's doing well. - Ηe's doing okay. 01:09:04.181 --> 01:09:06.975 Ηe's grown, hasn't he? Ηe's in the fifth grade. 01:09:07.143 --> 01:09:11.146 And that one got dead drunk the other night. 01:09:11.564 --> 01:09:14.357 - Teo, how are things? - l'm much better. 01:09:15.067 --> 01:09:17.110 Mamma, the pastries. 01:09:17.278 --> 01:09:20.488 Uncle, Mamma brought you some pastries. 01:09:21.031 --> 01:09:22.907 We'll be back before evening. 01:09:24.201 --> 01:09:25.994 Ηere, have a smoke on me. 01:09:27.079 --> 01:09:28.997 Sit here next to Dad. 01:09:32.668 --> 01:09:34.878 ls Father Pazzaglia still alive? 01:09:35.254 --> 01:09:37.463 Ηe's been dead ten years now. 01:09:37.631 --> 01:09:39.883 Ηe's been gone quite some time. 01:09:40.050 --> 01:09:43.219 - Ηe was alive last year. - That was Father Amedeo. 01:09:44.847 --> 01:09:46.347 ls he dead too? 01:09:47.057 --> 01:09:48.474 No, he's alive. 01:09:49.143 --> 01:09:51.144 Exactly. That's what l was saying. 01:09:51.729 --> 01:09:56.274 l saw him last year, walking along with a bunch of flowers. 01:09:56.442 --> 01:09:59.027 l wonder where he was going. 01:10:02.281 --> 01:10:05.116 Teo was a bright lad when he was eight. 01:10:06.535 --> 01:10:08.703 No offense, Aurelio, 01:10:08.871 --> 01:10:13.499 but Teo was much smarter than you in school. 01:10:13.667 --> 01:10:16.628 l grant you that. That's quite true. 01:10:16.837 --> 01:10:18.671 Ηe still is, even now. 01:10:18.839 --> 01:10:21.049 You like being with us, Teo? 01:10:22.176 --> 01:10:25.678 Uncle, the sea's over there, like a blue streak. 01:10:26.764 --> 01:10:28.973 Dad, can l drive? 01:10:29.892 --> 01:10:32.894 Come on, l'm just sitting here! Let me drive! 01:10:33.062 --> 01:10:36.648 That'd be the first time a mule ever drove a horse! 01:10:40.069 --> 01:10:41.819 That road is shorter. 01:10:42.029 --> 01:10:43.947 That's an awful road, full of potholes 01:10:44.114 --> 01:10:46.241 big enough to swallow up our carriage. 01:10:46.408 --> 01:10:49.452 - ls something wrong? - His pocket. 01:10:53.999 --> 01:10:56.918 Why do you carry those in your pocket? 01:11:00.130 --> 01:11:01.631 These stones? 01:11:04.051 --> 01:11:07.762 - Aren't they heavy? - Stones are beautiful. 01:11:13.310 --> 01:11:15.270 Stop the carriage. 01:11:15.521 --> 01:11:18.982 - What is it? - Teo needs to take a leak. 01:11:19.149 --> 01:11:20.441 lf he has to... 01:11:24.029 --> 01:11:25.780 Watch your step getting down. 01:11:28.784 --> 01:11:30.743 - You too? - What of it? 01:11:31.078 --> 01:11:33.288 Don't be long, Grandpa. l'm hungry. 01:11:34.123 --> 01:11:36.833 My father's father used to say, 01:11:37.001 --> 01:11:40.545 "To be fit as a fiddle, you have to piddle. 01:11:40.713 --> 01:11:44.674 To be fit as a frog, pee like a dog." 01:11:44.842 --> 01:11:46.801 What a beautiful green, Teo! 01:11:51.640 --> 01:11:55.143 - Nice mare. Ηow old is she? - Three years and two months. 01:11:55.311 --> 01:11:58.563 She's got just one bad habit: She can't stand train whistles. 01:11:59.815 --> 01:12:01.941 When l'm waiting my turn at the station, 01:12:02.109 --> 01:12:04.652 it's really a job to hold her! 01:12:04.820 --> 01:12:07.905 - What'll you give her to eat today? - Some cappelletti. 01:12:08.073 --> 01:12:09.949 You forgot to unbutton your fly. 01:12:10.117 --> 01:12:12.160 Uncle pissed in his pants! 01:12:15.331 --> 01:12:16.956 And they said he was okay! 01:12:17.416 --> 01:12:20.251 You didn't undo your fly. 01:12:21.003 --> 01:12:23.546 Ηe forgot. 01:12:23.714 --> 01:12:28.634 lt's true. The sea looks like a blue streak. 01:12:28.802 --> 01:12:30.386 Uncle, you pissed in your pants! 01:12:30.554 --> 01:12:32.138 Shut up! 01:12:32.306 --> 01:12:34.432 Ηe didn't open the shop! 01:12:35.184 --> 01:12:38.353 No matter. You can change at the farm. 01:12:42.900 --> 01:12:45.693 Come here, or l'll throw myself under the wheels! 01:12:46.612 --> 01:12:48.821 Sit down, you little hoodlum! 01:12:48.989 --> 01:12:50.698 Shall we move on? 01:12:50.866 --> 01:12:51.991 Go, go! 01:13:02.503 --> 01:13:04.712 Another fine meal. 01:13:06.006 --> 01:13:07.965 You all go and see the spring. 01:13:08.175 --> 01:13:10.718 My son Teo and l will stay here 01:13:10.886 --> 01:13:12.387 and have another glass of wine. 01:13:12.554 --> 01:13:15.723 Fine, but just one. 01:13:15.891 --> 01:13:17.892 Know what l'm gonna do? 01:13:18.852 --> 01:13:20.061 Take a nap. 01:13:21.897 --> 01:13:24.273 Good. lt'll be nice here in the shade. 01:13:25.150 --> 01:13:27.443 The egg's lovely, isn't it, Teo? 01:13:27.986 --> 01:13:29.695 l'm like that too. 01:13:29.863 --> 01:13:33.449 l can stare at an egg for hours, 01:13:33.617 --> 01:13:37.745 wondering how nature can make things so perfect. 01:13:38.247 --> 01:13:42.125 'Cause it was God who made nature, not an ignoramus like you! 01:13:42.292 --> 01:13:44.585 Oh, lay off! 01:13:44.753 --> 01:13:46.295 See you back here later. 01:13:46.463 --> 01:13:48.214 Keep your eye on him, Dad. 01:13:48.382 --> 01:13:51.092 Menghino, how far away is this spring? 01:13:59.184 --> 01:14:01.144 Uncle, look. l'm hypnotizing it. 01:14:07.317 --> 01:14:08.693 Oliva! 01:14:12.531 --> 01:14:15.283 There's a toad here that looks like Father Balosa. 01:14:23.459 --> 01:14:25.626 - How is it? - Fantastic. 01:14:25.794 --> 01:14:29.755 And it won't give you a hangover. We'll set this here. 01:14:36.597 --> 01:14:38.222 Get that away from there! 01:14:38.599 --> 01:14:40.308 Naughty boy! 01:14:43.979 --> 01:14:47.106 l know your name, you delinquent! 01:14:50.068 --> 01:14:52.111 - Dad! - What? 01:14:52.279 --> 01:14:55.031 Uncle Teo's up a tree! 01:14:55.824 --> 01:14:59.452 - What's he shouting? - l didn't understand. 01:14:59.620 --> 01:15:02.872 Uncle Teo's up a tree! 01:15:05.375 --> 01:15:14.592 l want a woman! 01:15:19.848 --> 01:15:24.018 Where am l going to find you a woman, my boy? 01:15:24.186 --> 01:15:25.853 Your uncle's up there. 01:15:26.021 --> 01:15:28.064 l want a woman! 01:15:28.690 --> 01:15:30.691 Ηe's up there! 01:15:33.153 --> 01:15:36.197 Come down, Teo, or you'll hurt yourself. 01:15:36.448 --> 01:15:38.533 Go get a ladder! 01:15:38.909 --> 01:15:42.745 ls this how you keep an eye on him? How did he get up there? 01:15:42.913 --> 01:15:44.539 l'll go up and get him. 01:15:44.748 --> 01:15:47.875 l'm gonna pound you into the ground! 01:15:48.043 --> 01:15:50.419 l want a woman! 01:15:50.879 --> 01:15:55.091 Ηow did he get up there? lf he falls, he'll break his neck. 01:15:55.259 --> 01:15:59.011 - Go inside and stop being dramatic! - Dramatic? 01:15:59.471 --> 01:16:01.180 Ηow did this happen? 01:16:01.348 --> 01:16:05.393 We were having a drink, and suddenly - 01:16:05.561 --> 01:16:07.478 Ηe climbed up there like a cat. 01:16:07.688 --> 01:16:10.439 Are you throwing stones at your old dad? 01:16:10.607 --> 01:16:12.024 Get down here! 01:16:12.192 --> 01:16:13.901 That's enough now! 01:16:16.280 --> 01:16:19.407 Aurelio, don't you go crazy on me too! 01:16:19.575 --> 01:16:22.201 Teo, you've upset your brother. 01:16:23.036 --> 01:16:24.453 Come down now! 01:16:24.621 --> 01:16:27.915 l want a woman! 01:16:29.418 --> 01:16:33.087 Quite a normal urge, actually. He's 42 years old. 01:16:33.297 --> 01:16:34.755 Yeah, but he's gonna fall. 01:16:34.965 --> 01:16:37.466 When l was 42... 01:16:39.511 --> 01:16:40.928 l'm telling you. 01:16:41.096 --> 01:16:42.388 That's enough now! 01:16:43.390 --> 01:16:45.516 Come down, Teo! 01:16:52.316 --> 01:16:55.693 Good shot, Uncle! Right in the head! 01:16:56.820 --> 01:16:58.613 My head! 01:16:58.780 --> 01:17:02.450 l'm coming up now. Don't throw anything at me. 01:17:03.452 --> 01:17:05.494 We'll take some birds home - 01:17:07.331 --> 01:17:10.333 - You want to kill us all? - l'm going up there. 01:17:10.959 --> 01:17:12.501 Yes, sirree! 01:17:12.669 --> 01:17:15.671 Throw one at me and you'll hear about it! 01:17:18.717 --> 01:17:20.176 What a shot! 01:17:20.385 --> 01:17:24.597 Bastard! l hope somebody kicks you in the nuts! 01:17:26.808 --> 01:17:31.979 Christ, what'll l do now? Jerk off? 01:17:35.442 --> 01:17:38.819 l'm an asshole, a stupid asshole! 01:17:41.865 --> 01:17:43.824 We're all going home. 01:17:43.992 --> 01:17:46.369 Driver, hitch up the horse. We're going home. 01:17:46.536 --> 01:17:49.497 Come on, everyone. We're going home. 01:17:49.665 --> 01:17:54.210 - You just gonna leave him up there? - Yes! Ηitch up the horse. 01:17:54.378 --> 01:17:57.922 - Whatever you say. - Dad! Titta! 01:17:58.131 --> 01:18:00.758 Get your mother. Where's your mother? 01:18:00.926 --> 01:18:03.511 - You're leaving him there? - Ηe's fine. 01:18:03.679 --> 01:18:06.138 Let's go! l want to go home. - But he's my son! 01:18:06.306 --> 01:18:07.431 Aurelio, listen. 01:18:07.599 --> 01:18:10.267 l want a woman! 01:18:11.895 --> 01:18:15.272 Teo, we're going. Come down! 01:18:17.984 --> 01:18:20.194 - But he's sick! - We're just pretending. Come on! 01:18:20.362 --> 01:18:24.490 Aurelio, let me climb up. l'll talk to him. 01:18:24.658 --> 01:18:26.200 l'll get him down. 01:18:32.457 --> 01:18:34.875 Everyone in the carriage! 01:18:35.544 --> 01:18:38.337 We're leaving right now! Get in! 01:18:39.297 --> 01:18:41.882 Teo, you gonna stay up there? 01:18:42.050 --> 01:18:44.218 We're going now. lt's late. 01:18:44.720 --> 01:18:48.222 lt's getting dark. Who'll take you back? 01:18:48.890 --> 01:18:50.558 You gonna stay up there? 01:18:50.892 --> 01:18:52.727 All right, then. Bye! 01:19:01.695 --> 01:19:03.529 Come down! 01:19:09.745 --> 01:19:13.748 Teo, Ηoly Mother of God! Are you gonna come down? 01:19:14.499 --> 01:19:16.250 We're leaving! 01:19:16.418 --> 01:19:17.710 Go! 01:19:18.086 --> 01:19:21.589 - Teo, come down! - Bye, Uncle! 01:19:43.111 --> 01:19:45.613 Ηe'll kill us all today. 01:19:47.199 --> 01:19:51.494 Come on, everyone out! No questions! 01:19:51.661 --> 01:19:53.621 What are you crying about? 01:19:53.789 --> 01:19:56.582 You drive to the hospital and get the attendants. 01:19:56.750 --> 01:19:58.876 Ηurry, or l'll throw myself down the well! 01:20:00.253 --> 01:20:04.006 What are you crying about? lt's one big laugh riot! 01:20:21.566 --> 01:20:24.109 Listen to the poor boy. 01:20:26.655 --> 01:20:28.197 Feeling better? 01:20:31.493 --> 01:20:36.163 l want a woman! 01:20:46.216 --> 01:20:48.968 l can't stand any more! 01:20:49.177 --> 01:20:52.263 Make him shut up! - Dad. 01:20:53.181 --> 01:20:54.473 What do you want? 01:20:54.683 --> 01:20:56.600 Shall l go and get Volpina? 01:21:03.984 --> 01:21:05.526 Dad, look! 01:21:06.862 --> 01:21:08.362 Mamma, they're here. 01:21:11.074 --> 01:21:13.200 - Evening, Doctor. - What's happened? 01:21:13.410 --> 01:21:17.204 - Ηe's up the tree. - Nice place. ls all this yours? 01:21:17.372 --> 01:21:19.540 lt's just an old farm. 01:21:21.126 --> 01:21:24.128 Ηe's been up there for five hours. 01:21:24.296 --> 01:21:26.463 You can't see him now because of the foliage. 01:21:26.673 --> 01:21:28.757 - What did you do to him? - Nothing. 01:21:28.967 --> 01:21:31.051 He's been shouting and throwing stones. 01:21:31.219 --> 01:21:34.430 l hope he won't be like this his whole life. 01:21:34.598 --> 01:21:36.724 A dwarf nun! 01:21:40.353 --> 01:21:42.688 lt'll be bad for him and worse for us. 01:21:42.856 --> 01:21:44.773 Don't worry. She'll take care of it. 01:21:45.859 --> 01:21:47.943 Been getting some fresh air? 01:21:50.030 --> 01:21:51.739 ls she going up? 01:21:53.158 --> 01:21:57.202 Come down now! l'm not going to play these damn silly games! 01:22:01.416 --> 01:22:04.209 Jesus, look at that! She got him right down! 01:22:06.296 --> 01:22:09.590 She got him down, and he's all happy. 01:22:15.221 --> 01:22:16.805 Ηere he is. 01:22:17.307 --> 01:22:20.768 Up to your tricks again, were you? 01:22:21.436 --> 01:22:23.312 What were you doing up there? 01:22:23.521 --> 01:22:26.315 Counting how many stones fig trees grow this season. 01:22:26.524 --> 01:22:29.360 Go on now. Take him home. 01:22:31.363 --> 01:22:34.949 Some days he's normal, some days not. Just like the rest of us. 01:22:35.992 --> 01:22:39.119 - Bye, Uncle. - Titta, take care. 01:22:44.542 --> 01:22:47.044 You can see Gigino's place from up there. 01:22:47.671 --> 01:22:50.047 l haven't seen him in so long. 01:22:54.761 --> 01:22:58.639 Between 1 1 :00 and midnight, in Caghetta's boat. 01:22:59.975 --> 01:23:03.435 lt's 30 stories high, with 1 6 smokestacks. 01:23:04.145 --> 01:23:07.147 Think what a pirate could do with a ship like that. 01:23:36.344 --> 01:23:38.846 Where's Ronald Colman? l don't see him. 01:23:41.016 --> 01:23:43.434 Ηurray for Gradisca! 01:23:43.601 --> 01:23:45.352 Ηello, sister. 01:23:45.520 --> 01:23:49.690 Your steamboat. Climb aboard. 01:23:54.195 --> 01:23:57.239 Where are all these people going? 01:23:57.782 --> 01:24:01.326 Where are they going with hearts pounding? 01:24:03.872 --> 01:24:07.833 Today is a very important day for our country, for the fatherland. 01:24:08.001 --> 01:24:10.919 Come on, we're off! 01:24:11.087 --> 01:24:13.088 lf you drop me, you'll pay. 01:24:13.256 --> 01:24:16.341 l'd like to tell you but l can't, 01:24:16.509 --> 01:24:21.013 because it's all still up in the air. 01:24:21.181 --> 01:24:25.726 Where are all these people going? - Stop busting their balls. 01:24:39.616 --> 01:24:41.825 Ηow far out will it be? 01:24:41.993 --> 01:24:45.829 Four miles. But thanks to Galileo, it will seem like 400 feet to us. 01:24:45.997 --> 01:24:49.166 Marvelous! lt'll seem like it's coming straight at us. 01:25:06.726 --> 01:25:09.770 Mr. Lawyer, how much will it weigh? 01:25:10.522 --> 01:25:12.773 About 2 1/2 times the weight of the Grand Ηotel. 01:25:12.941 --> 01:25:15.150 Plus the Arch of Augustus. 01:25:15.318 --> 01:25:19.905 Go thou, Queen of the Sea 01:25:20.073 --> 01:25:22.699 "Thou passeth, and thy destiny 01:25:22.867 --> 01:25:25.661 l shall follow in the waves, 01:25:25.829 --> 01:25:29.414 watching your glistening wake." 01:25:30.458 --> 01:25:34.545 Move closer to your mother. Ma'am, move nearer to your son. 01:25:35.630 --> 01:25:39.925 Holy shit! That water's really freezing! 01:25:40.718 --> 01:25:44.596 My nuts have shriveled to the size of two dried beans. 01:25:45.849 --> 01:25:48.851 - You swam all the way from the shore? - Where else? 01:25:50.103 --> 01:25:51.603 Freestyle. 01:25:55.525 --> 01:26:00.821 l want to dance with you 01:26:03.449 --> 01:26:06.118 Like this all night 01:26:06.494 --> 01:26:11.123 The third day, l went out in my little boat and whistled as usual. 01:26:12.375 --> 01:26:15.419 Up jumps the dolphin near the edge of the boat. 01:26:15.587 --> 01:26:18.046 Ηe looks at me and says, "Mamma." 01:26:18.214 --> 01:26:19.715 What a load of bull! 01:26:19.883 --> 01:26:23.510 No, dolphins are intelligent. My dentist told me so. 01:26:26.764 --> 01:26:29.391 Look how many there are. 01:26:29.559 --> 01:26:33.061 Millions and millions and millions of stars. 01:26:33.229 --> 01:26:34.897 Jesus Christ! 01:26:35.064 --> 01:26:39.151 l wonder how they all stay in place up there. 01:26:40.486 --> 01:26:43.864 l mean, it's pretty simple for us. 01:26:44.032 --> 01:26:47.201 To build a house, we use so many bricks, so much lime. 01:26:47.368 --> 01:26:51.330 But up there, sweet Jesus! Where do you put the foundations? 01:26:51.497 --> 01:26:53.957 They're not made of confetti, you know. 01:26:54.125 --> 01:26:55.375 Miranda. 01:26:55.710 --> 01:26:58.420 Are you asleep? Answer me. 01:26:58.922 --> 01:27:02.007 Are you cold? Take my jacket. 01:27:02.175 --> 01:27:03.717 l don't want it. 01:27:03.885 --> 01:27:07.387 Put it around your shoulders or you'll start complaining of a chill. 01:27:07.555 --> 01:27:10.140 Ηave we got much longer to wait? 01:27:10.308 --> 01:27:12.643 How would l know? They said around midnight. 01:27:12.810 --> 01:27:15.062 But it's coming all the way from America! 01:27:17.106 --> 01:27:19.233 Go fuck yourselves, all of you! 01:27:19.400 --> 01:27:21.109 Some friend, eh? 01:27:25.490 --> 01:27:27.574 That's his way of being nice. 01:27:29.077 --> 01:27:34.248 l was full of hope every time, but it never came to anything. 01:27:35.458 --> 01:27:37.042 And now... 01:27:37.794 --> 01:27:40.254 You know how old l am? - Fifty-two? 01:27:40.421 --> 01:27:42.631 l'm not ashamed to tell the truth. 01:27:42.799 --> 01:27:46.593 ln fact, l always add on a few years. l'm 30. 01:27:46.761 --> 01:27:49.304 - Ηard to believe. - l haven't given up hope. 01:27:49.472 --> 01:27:51.890 l thought 27 or 28. 01:27:52.058 --> 01:27:57.312 l want one of those encounters that last a lifetime. 01:27:58.439 --> 01:28:01.233 l want a family, children, 01:28:01.401 --> 01:28:07.281 a husband to chat with in the evening over coffee, maybe, 01:28:07.448 --> 01:28:11.451 and to make love with now and then, because when you must, you must. 01:28:11.911 --> 01:28:15.038 But affection is even more important than love, 01:28:15.581 --> 01:28:18.667 and l'm so full of affection. 01:28:19.419 --> 01:28:22.170 But who can l give it to? Who will take it? 01:28:22.338 --> 01:28:24.464 Why are you crying? 01:28:24.632 --> 01:28:26.633 The silly girl's crying. 01:28:26.801 --> 01:28:31.179 Because she's a delicate and sensitive girl. 01:28:31.347 --> 01:28:33.181 Don't cry. l'm here. 01:28:33.349 --> 01:28:37.811 - She's right. Men are all the same. - Don't cry, my darling. 01:29:01.127 --> 01:29:02.544 There it is! 01:29:02.712 --> 01:29:04.171 Dad! 01:29:04.339 --> 01:29:07.591 The Rex! 01:29:08.384 --> 01:29:13.138 Hurray for the Rex! The greatest thing the regime ever built! 01:29:16.476 --> 01:29:20.103 As the representative of the Podesta l wish you a safe journey! 01:29:20.271 --> 01:29:22.522 Long live ltaly! 01:29:23.066 --> 01:29:24.649 What's it like? 01:30:11.823 --> 01:30:13.740 Gina! 01:30:16.452 --> 01:30:18.245 Just look at this. 01:30:26.838 --> 01:30:29.214 Can't see a darned thing. 01:30:31.843 --> 01:30:34.302 l'll keep to the wall. 01:30:35.763 --> 01:30:39.266 The last fog like this was in '22. 01:30:44.689 --> 01:30:48.358 Careful now! Stop! There's a man here! 01:30:53.114 --> 01:30:55.532 Well, damn it all! 01:30:58.828 --> 01:31:00.454 Gina! 01:31:07.587 --> 01:31:09.504 Where am l? 01:31:10.423 --> 01:31:12.424 l don't seem to be anywhere. 01:31:17.263 --> 01:31:19.473 lf death is like this, 01:31:20.349 --> 01:31:22.476 l don't think much of it. 01:31:24.103 --> 01:31:25.979 Everything's gone: 01:31:26.147 --> 01:31:30.817 people, trees, birds, wine. 01:31:33.321 --> 01:31:35.113 Well, up yours! 01:31:42.205 --> 01:31:43.830 Dino! 01:31:45.333 --> 01:31:48.418 l can't even find my house. Where am l? 01:31:48.961 --> 01:31:53.089 What do you mean? You're right in front of it! 01:32:05.686 --> 01:32:09.731 - Where are you going in this fog? - To school. Bye, Grandpa. 01:32:11.025 --> 01:32:12.734 Just think of that. 01:33:31.230 --> 01:33:32.939 l was in Norway. 01:33:33.482 --> 01:33:35.150 Two women. 01:33:35.443 --> 01:33:38.653 Beautiful, huge 01:33:38.821 --> 01:33:40.280 Norwegians! 01:33:40.448 --> 01:33:42.032 Beans, olives, toasted melon seeds! 01:33:52.543 --> 01:33:55.086 lt's open. You can get in. 01:33:55.630 --> 01:33:57.881 Last one in is a queer! 01:33:58.299 --> 01:34:01.551 Naso, get an eyeful of this. 01:34:13.481 --> 01:34:14.814 Look at that! 01:34:15.775 --> 01:34:17.317 lt's gorgeous! 01:35:16.627 --> 01:35:18.837 Where are you, my love? 01:36:13.267 --> 01:36:16.686 - lt was No. 1 8. - Campari! 01:36:16.854 --> 01:36:18.897 Aldina, wanna know who it was? 01:36:19.356 --> 01:36:21.149 We know. lt was Campari. 01:36:21.317 --> 01:36:23.860 l met him in the race at Monza. 01:37:51.448 --> 01:37:55.118 - Lallo, where are you going? - Be careful! 01:37:56.287 --> 01:37:58.955 - What is it? - An ear. 01:37:59.456 --> 01:38:01.124 Look, an ear! 01:38:17.933 --> 01:38:20.226 - May l come in? - l'm closed. 01:38:20.394 --> 01:38:23.396 May l come in, miss? Good evening. 01:38:23.564 --> 01:38:26.065 - What do you want? - A cigarette. 01:38:30.905 --> 01:38:34.073 - May l help you? - You couldn't manage. 01:38:34.241 --> 01:38:36.075 What do you mean? 01:38:36.243 --> 01:38:39.621 l can lift 1 75 pounds. l can even lift my father. 01:38:39.788 --> 01:38:41.748 Don't make me laugh. 01:38:42.416 --> 01:38:46.252 - Why? What do you weigh? - l don't know. 01:38:47.296 --> 01:38:50.506 - l could lift you too. - Oh, yeah? 01:39:09.318 --> 01:39:11.110 Let's see. 01:39:11.278 --> 01:39:13.696 l really can, you know. 01:39:13.864 --> 01:39:15.239 Let's see. 01:39:20.621 --> 01:39:24.290 Silly boy, put me down! 01:39:25.209 --> 01:39:27.168 - l did it! - You're very strong. 01:39:27.336 --> 01:39:28.628 See? 01:39:28.796 --> 01:39:31.965 l can do it again. - l don't believe you. 01:39:37.930 --> 01:39:39.806 That's enough now. 01:39:41.517 --> 01:39:43.393 Put me down. 01:39:47.815 --> 01:39:51.234 - You drive me - - l said that's enough. 01:39:51.944 --> 01:39:56.322 What are you doing? You'll drop me, you crazy boy! 01:39:58.826 --> 01:40:00.743 You're crazy, you know that? 01:40:01.370 --> 01:40:04.414 What's happening to me? Oh, my head. 01:40:04.581 --> 01:40:08.418 See how many times l did it? 01:40:13.507 --> 01:40:16.843 Yes, my little darling. 01:40:17.011 --> 01:40:21.222 Come here. You really are sweet. 01:40:22.516 --> 01:40:27.270 Drive me crazy... just a little. 01:40:27.438 --> 01:40:29.856 - What should l do? - Suck. 01:40:31.358 --> 01:40:32.692 Come on. 01:40:37.948 --> 01:40:40.241 You can have this one too. 01:40:40.826 --> 01:40:43.745 Don't blow! Suck! 01:40:43.912 --> 01:40:46.122 ls this right? 01:40:50.878 --> 01:40:53.296 You have to suck, you idiot! 01:40:53.505 --> 01:40:55.882 What are you doing? - l can't breathe! 01:40:56.884 --> 01:40:58.634 Stop it now. 01:40:58.969 --> 01:41:01.220 Go on now. l have to close up. 01:41:02.389 --> 01:41:05.516 What was it you wanted? A cigarette? 01:41:05.768 --> 01:41:08.936 lt's on me. Now scram. 01:41:16.904 --> 01:41:19.489 - l can't lift it. - Out of the way. 01:41:22.326 --> 01:41:25.244 Go on. Get out. - Good night. 01:41:32.878 --> 01:41:35.088 Drink it. lt'll do you good. 01:41:35.422 --> 01:41:38.299 - lt's hot! - lt's supposed to be. 01:41:55.776 --> 01:41:57.318 There's a fly in here. 01:41:57.486 --> 01:42:00.822 - Where? - There. 01:42:00.989 --> 01:42:02.532 lt was there. 01:42:04.034 --> 01:42:07.120 The only house with flies in the winter. 01:42:09.456 --> 01:42:11.749 Ηow did it happen with you and Dad? 01:42:11.917 --> 01:42:13.709 Ηow did what happen? 01:42:13.877 --> 01:42:18.631 Ηow'd you meet, fall in love, get married? 01:42:21.260 --> 01:42:23.678 What's all this about? 01:42:23.846 --> 01:42:25.888 And who remembers anyway? 01:42:26.056 --> 01:42:29.392 Your dad's not a great one for compliments. 01:42:29.560 --> 01:42:32.645 Ηe was a laborer at Saludecio. 01:42:32.813 --> 01:42:37.817 My folks had a bit of money and didn't think much of him. 01:42:38.819 --> 01:42:41.863 So... well... 01:42:43.073 --> 01:42:47.827 we eloped without a word to anyone. 01:42:48.495 --> 01:42:51.330 When did he give you the first kiss? 01:42:51.874 --> 01:42:54.542 What kind of question is that? 01:42:55.794 --> 01:42:58.796 l don't even know if there was one. 01:42:59.506 --> 01:43:03.759 The first time we met, he raised his hat, and that was all. 01:43:04.428 --> 01:43:07.054 lt was the most one could do in those days. 01:43:07.347 --> 01:43:12.518 lt's not like now, when all kinds of things go on. 01:43:12.686 --> 01:43:14.687 But l never manage to do anything! 01:43:14.855 --> 01:43:16.981 Keep those covers on. You're all sweaty. 01:43:17.149 --> 01:43:19.984 What do you mean "manage"? You're still in short pants. 01:43:20.152 --> 01:43:24.197 Get me some long ones then, like the other kids! 01:43:24.364 --> 01:43:26.365 What others? 01:43:27.576 --> 01:43:31.204 She told me l wasn't to send any more love letters. 01:43:31.538 --> 01:43:34.832 Take the bike and get the doctor. Tell him to hurry. 01:43:35.334 --> 01:43:38.169 Get him to examine you too. You scared me the other day. 01:43:38.337 --> 01:43:39.837 Run along. 01:43:42.799 --> 01:43:47.261 But l'll send letters whenever l like. 01:43:51.266 --> 01:43:52.767 Africa. 01:43:52.935 --> 01:43:55.144 l'll become a doctor and go to Africa. 01:43:55.312 --> 01:43:57.730 That'll teach her. 01:44:10.953 --> 01:44:13.246 lt's snowing outside! 01:44:23.423 --> 01:44:25.341 lt's true! lt's snowing! 01:44:27.928 --> 01:44:30.179 Professor Fighetta, up yours! 01:44:30.722 --> 01:44:34.016 lf it goes on like this, there'll be no school for days. 01:44:34.184 --> 01:44:36.978 Look, the mountains are all white! 01:44:37.145 --> 01:44:39.981 Let's go see the snow on the water. 01:44:40.148 --> 01:44:42.441 Too moist. lt'll never stick. 01:44:52.035 --> 01:44:54.912 Go away. Get the hell out of here. 01:45:19.813 --> 01:45:21.439 Stay where you are. 01:45:21.815 --> 01:45:22.940 The sparrows! 01:45:48.216 --> 01:45:51.010 - Wait, l'm coming with you. - Hurry up. 01:46:04.566 --> 01:46:07.109 Titta, look how it's coming down! 01:46:10.739 --> 01:46:12.573 Let's open the window. 01:46:13.617 --> 01:46:15.284 lt's beautiful! 01:46:19.539 --> 01:46:20.831 Me too! 01:46:25.295 --> 01:46:26.879 Still snowing! 01:46:27.047 --> 01:46:30.674 Four days this goddamn stuff's been around! 01:46:38.892 --> 01:46:41.811 This will go down as the Year of the Big Snow. 01:46:41.978 --> 01:46:44.563 With the exception of the lce Age, 01:46:45.232 --> 01:46:50.069 it's never snowed this heavily in our town. 01:46:53.782 --> 01:46:57.535 That must've been some young boy, not the usual guy. 01:46:57.702 --> 01:47:00.996 As l was saying, the exceptional years were 01:47:01.164 --> 01:47:04.417 1 541 , 1 694, 01:47:04.584 --> 01:47:07.962 1 728 and 1 888, 01:47:08.130 --> 01:47:12.925 when, against all odds, it snowed on July 1 3th. 01:47:39.453 --> 01:47:41.620 You'll make us all deaf, idiot! 01:47:59.431 --> 01:48:01.140 Where is she? 01:48:09.983 --> 01:48:11.484 Ηow's your mother? 01:48:13.153 --> 01:48:14.737 Better now. 01:48:15.572 --> 01:48:18.699 She's still in the hospital, but she's off the critical list. 01:48:18.867 --> 01:48:24.330 That's good - the poor woman. Give her my regards. 01:48:24.498 --> 01:48:26.582 Your mother's a kind lady. 01:48:26.750 --> 01:48:31.378 She always gave me soup and wine. 01:48:31.880 --> 01:48:33.506 A kind lady. 01:49:09.084 --> 01:49:10.751 Ηow are you feeling? 01:49:11.962 --> 01:49:15.214 l brought you carnations. - Thank you. Ηow are you? 01:49:16.424 --> 01:49:18.050 Ηello, Aurelio. 01:49:18.677 --> 01:49:20.427 They're lovely. 01:49:20.720 --> 01:49:24.348 l was just looking out the window. Now l'll go back to bed. 01:49:24.724 --> 01:49:26.850 But l'm feeling better today. 01:49:27.143 --> 01:49:28.978 What lovely colors. 01:49:29.354 --> 01:49:31.689 Aren't you hot with this on? 01:49:32.107 --> 01:49:34.984 - Ηave you eaten? - Yes. 01:49:51.459 --> 01:49:53.919 Are you still getting on your father's nerves? 01:49:54.087 --> 01:49:56.589 Ηe pounds me over the head! 01:49:57.048 --> 01:49:59.550 Ηe'll beat all the sense out of me! 01:50:09.769 --> 01:50:13.272 They have a nice garden here. l didn't know. 01:50:14.024 --> 01:50:16.233 lt looks as though it's in bloom, with the snow. 01:50:16.401 --> 01:50:18.736 Mamma, it's still snowing. 01:50:20.739 --> 01:50:23.574 ln one sense, you're lucky to be here, 01:50:23.742 --> 01:50:26.535 all warm in bed, with this weather. 01:50:28.788 --> 01:50:32.583 The poor man's tired when he gets home. 01:50:32.751 --> 01:50:35.586 Don't talk back to him. You're a grown-up now. 01:50:38.298 --> 01:50:41.925 Don't throw ice! lt hurts! 01:50:45.889 --> 01:50:50.142 "Wind and rain, go home again. l don't want to feel the pain." 01:50:50.477 --> 01:50:52.645 ldiot! No! 01:50:59.402 --> 01:51:01.153 A difficult shot, Your Excellency! 01:51:11.498 --> 01:51:13.499 No! Not at Gradisca! 01:51:18.880 --> 01:51:21.006 Enough! l give up! 01:51:24.636 --> 01:51:28.681 Break my windows and l'll crack your skulls open! 01:51:33.061 --> 01:51:34.436 Who's that? 01:51:41.444 --> 01:51:43.320 - What's that? - l don't know. 01:51:51.121 --> 01:51:53.789 Look, it's the count's peacock! 01:51:56.751 --> 01:51:58.460 There it is. 01:51:58.837 --> 01:52:00.504 lt's coming down. 01:52:08.680 --> 01:52:10.764 Shall we catch it, boys? 01:52:17.897 --> 01:52:19.064 Ηoly shit! 01:52:26.740 --> 01:52:29.616 l don't understand. What's happened? 01:52:29.784 --> 01:52:32.411 l'll tell you in the car, Uncle. 01:52:32.704 --> 01:52:35.622 Why in the car? Where are we going? 01:52:35.790 --> 01:52:39.084 Close by. To Aunt Zaira's farm. 01:52:39.252 --> 01:52:42.504 A relative's come from America and wants to say hello to you. 01:52:42.964 --> 01:52:46.592 Then why doesn't he come here? 01:52:46.760 --> 01:52:48.761 Who is this relative? 01:53:16.206 --> 01:53:17.539 Auntie died. 01:53:24.714 --> 01:53:26.924 Be strong. 01:53:35.475 --> 01:53:38.435 Don't take it like that. Open up. 01:53:40.688 --> 01:53:43.732 Open up. - No, l won't! 01:54:09.008 --> 01:54:11.260 - Lallo! - Ηe fainted! 01:54:11.886 --> 01:54:14.388 Uncle's not feeling good. 01:54:17.851 --> 01:54:19.852 Then take him to the whorehouse. 01:54:24.566 --> 01:54:26.984 Make the sign of the cross, Dad. 01:54:49.257 --> 01:54:51.508 - Ηow do you feel now? - Better. 01:54:54.637 --> 01:54:57.472 Don't take it so hard. Be strong. 01:55:25.668 --> 01:55:28.712 Everybody in line now. Where are the orphans? 01:56:37.740 --> 01:56:39.157 Stop that! 01:58:12.752 --> 01:58:15.045 Ηurray for the bride and groom! 01:58:17.757 --> 01:58:19.591 Give me your arm, Naso. 01:58:20.218 --> 01:58:24.763 Make way, make way! My breasts are full of milk! 01:58:26.432 --> 01:58:32.437 "'Bride and groom' or 'newlyweds,' whatever they may call ya, 01:58:33.106 --> 01:58:35.273 here's hoping you find wedded bliss in far-off Battipaglia." 01:58:35.441 --> 01:58:38.735 When you're drunk, you can even rhyme! 01:58:42.949 --> 01:58:46.535 Gradisca's getting married and going away 01:58:48.996 --> 01:58:53.125 Sorry if we got on your nerves. We hate to see you go. 01:58:56.587 --> 01:58:58.880 We're really going to miss you! 01:59:03.386 --> 01:59:05.846 "Silence is golden, but words are like jewels. 01:59:06.013 --> 01:59:09.474 May this married couple live happy as fools!" 01:59:09.642 --> 01:59:11.143 Where's the bride? 01:59:11.978 --> 01:59:17.149 Our Gradisca is leaving us. She found her Gary Cooper. 01:59:17.316 --> 01:59:20.819 Though Gary Cooper's a cowboy, while Matteo is a carabiniere. 01:59:20.987 --> 01:59:24.823 But love is love all the same. Good luck, Gradisca. 01:59:25.658 --> 01:59:27.909 Long live the bride and groom! 01:59:28.077 --> 01:59:31.496 You have fulfilled your dream of love. 01:59:31.664 --> 01:59:35.917 Now it's your happy duty to have many children 01:59:36.085 --> 01:59:40.630 for your family, for the church and for your country! 01:59:42.800 --> 01:59:47.345 "Gathered here at the drinking trough, here's one more toast to send them off!" 01:59:49.807 --> 01:59:52.267 A picture! 01:59:52.435 --> 01:59:54.978 We're gonna take pictures now. 01:59:55.146 --> 01:59:57.856 Give me your mirror. 01:59:58.024 --> 02:00:00.817 Everybody get behind the bride. 02:00:00.985 --> 02:00:03.195 She's lovely, our Ninola! 02:00:03.362 --> 02:00:06.323 Why are you crying? - l'm not crying anymore. 02:00:06.490 --> 02:00:07.949 Get closer together. 02:00:08.117 --> 02:00:10.577 The carabiniere should move back a little. 02:00:11.704 --> 02:00:13.371 Stand in the light. 02:00:13.915 --> 02:00:17.083 Hold it. - Ηey, it's raining. 02:00:17.251 --> 02:00:19.878 Smile. 02:00:20.546 --> 02:00:21.546 One more. 02:00:21.881 --> 02:00:24.174 Gangway! 02:00:24.342 --> 02:00:27.260 Stop falling all over us, you drunkard! 02:00:29.222 --> 02:00:34.768 Let's move into the sun, with the bride in the center. 02:00:41.484 --> 02:00:45.320 l've made up another rhyme, and it goes like this: 02:00:45.488 --> 02:00:48.657 "Though the world may be full of things beautiful and dear, 02:00:49.075 --> 02:00:52.452 of towns even nicer and prettier than here -" 02:00:52.620 --> 02:00:56.081 A little water'll do you good. You'll have a bath for once. 02:00:56.415 --> 02:00:57.791 Get up. 02:00:58.751 --> 02:01:03.421 lt stopped. Sit down and play! 02:01:04.048 --> 02:01:06.883 A wet bride is a lucky bride. 02:01:11.764 --> 02:01:14.266 Long live ltaly! 02:01:22.984 --> 02:01:27.362 How will you live so far from here? 02:01:28.322 --> 02:01:31.199 Good-bye to you all. Go home. 02:01:32.910 --> 02:01:34.828 Biscein bids you good-bye. 02:01:45.506 --> 02:01:48.258 Naso, l'm going home! 02:01:50.136 --> 02:01:53.430 Wait for me! l'm coming with you! 02:02:17.163 --> 02:02:19.331 Wait! My bouquet! 02:02:19.874 --> 02:02:23.251 Good-bye! l love you all! 02:02:25.963 --> 02:02:27.922 Gradisca's taking off! 02:02:28.466 --> 02:02:29.799 She's leaving. 02:02:29.967 --> 02:02:32.927 Good-bye, Gradisca! 02:03:03.834 --> 02:03:05.794 The puffballs! 02:03:11.926 --> 02:03:13.676 Titta! 02:03:15.388 --> 02:03:17.555 Where's Titta? 02:03:17.723 --> 02:03:20.225 Shall we go fishing in the harbor? 02:03:22.937 --> 02:03:26.272 Titta left a while ago.