WEBVTT 01:34.811 --> 01:36.813 I'VE GOT TO GET BACK IN THERE. 01:36.813 --> 01:38.815 MY WIFE'S IN THERE! 01:38.815 --> 01:40.817 [BABY CRYING] 01:40.817 --> 01:41.818 HELP ME. 01:41.818 --> 01:43.820 HELP ME. 01:45.321 --> 01:47.323 [BELL TOLLS] 01:55.331 --> 01:57.333 HURRY UP, THERE. COME ON. 02:02.839 --> 02:03.840 [CRYING] 02:03.840 --> 02:05.341 THERE, THERE. 02:05.341 --> 02:08.845 SERGEANT, GET THOSE MEN BACK TO BARRACKS! 03:18.915 --> 03:21.417 AND SO, AS THE SUN ROSE 03:21.417 --> 03:24.420 OVER THE ISLAND OF CHEESE, 03:24.420 --> 03:27.423 CASTING LONG SHADOWS THROUGH THE SAUSAGE BUSHES, 03:27.924 --> 03:31.427 ILLUMINATING THE TOPS OF THE HONEY TREES, 03:31.928 --> 03:35.431 AND WARMING THE FIELDS OF SMOKED SALMON, 03:35.431 --> 03:38.434 I, BARON MUNCHAUSEN, WHO AM RENOWNED 03:38.935 --> 03:41.938 FIRST AND FOREMOST FOR TELLING THE TRUTH, 03:41.938 --> 03:45.942 THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH-- 03:45.942 --> 03:47.443 HA HA HA. 03:50.446 --> 03:53.449 OH! TIGHTER, TIGHTER. 03:53.950 --> 03:54.951 HOLD STEADY! 03:54.951 --> 03:57.954 HOW CAN YOU BECOME A GREAT ACTRESS LIKE ME, 03:57.954 --> 04:00.957 POOR DARLING, IF YOU GET BLOWN TO PIECES? 04:00.957 --> 04:01.958 COME ON. 04:02.458 --> 04:03.459 ...MY NATIVE LAND. 04:03.960 --> 04:05.962 OH, YEAH! 04:05.962 --> 04:08.464 THAT'S IT. 04:08.464 --> 04:11.968 THERE TO ATTEMPT THE EDUCATION 04:11.968 --> 04:14.470 OF MY PROVINCIAL AND NARROW-MINDED 04:14.971 --> 04:18.474 AND STUPIDLY INCREDULOUS FELLOW COUNTRYMEN. 04:18.975 --> 04:20.977 WE HEAVED ANCHOR AND SET SAIL. 04:21.477 --> 04:22.478 [LAUGHTER] 04:29.485 --> 04:32.989 WE HEAVED ANCHOR AND SET SAIL! 04:34.991 --> 04:36.993 THE WAVES! THE WAVES! 04:37.493 --> 04:38.995 OH, BUGGER! 04:39.495 --> 04:40.997 WE ARE ACTORS. 04:41.497 --> 04:44.000 WHERE THE DEVIL ARE THE STAGEHANDS? 04:44.000 --> 04:45.501 DEAD. 04:45.501 --> 04:47.503 THEY CAN'T ALL HAVE BEEN KILLED. 04:48.004 --> 04:49.505 NOT KILLED, DUCKY, SUICIDE. 04:50.006 --> 04:52.508 NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR ACTING. 04:57.013 --> 04:58.514 BUT ILL LUCK PURSUED ME. 04:59.015 --> 05:02.018 I WAS BLOWN TOWARDS THE WAITING JAWS 05:02.018 --> 05:05.521 OF A WHALE OF SUCH PRODIGIOUS SIZE AND LENGTH 05:05.521 --> 05:09.525 THAT I COULD NOT, EVEN WITH A TELESCOPE, 05:10.026 --> 05:12.028 SEE THE END OF HIM. 05:15.531 --> 05:19.035 ## WHAT WILL BECOME OF THE BARON ## 05:19.035 --> 05:22.538 ## SURELY THIS TIME THERE IS NO ESCAPE ## 05:22.538 --> 05:25.541 ## WHAT WILL BECOME OF THE BARON ## 05:26.042 --> 05:31.547 ## SURELY THIS TIME THERE IS NO ESCAPE #### 05:33.549 --> 05:36.052 I HAVE LEARNED FROM EXPERIENCE 05:36.052 --> 05:38.554 THAT A MODICUM OF SNUFF 05:38.554 --> 05:40.556 CAN BE MOST EFFICACIOUS. 05:42.058 --> 05:44.060 HA HA HA! 05:47.563 --> 05:50.066 WHOA! 06:00.576 --> 06:04.080 HELL'S BELLS AND BUCKETS OF BLOOD! 06:04.080 --> 06:06.582 WHERE WERE THE WAVES? 06:06.582 --> 06:08.584 THE WAVES! 06:08.584 --> 06:10.586 YOU'VE STABBED MY VITALS! 06:10.586 --> 06:13.089 YOU INCOMPETENT IMBECILES! 06:13.089 --> 06:14.090 IT WASN'T ME. 06:14.590 --> 06:16.092 IT WAS-- IT WAS HER! 06:16.092 --> 06:18.094 IT WASN'T ME! 06:18.094 --> 06:20.096 IT WAS HIM, YOU PINTLE! 06:20.096 --> 06:23.599 WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PROFESSIONALS, 06:23.599 --> 06:27.603 AND WE'RE TRYING TO STAY ALIVE! 06:27.603 --> 06:30.106 SALLY! 06:32.108 --> 06:35.111 NOW, STAY HERE, OR I SHALL LOCK YOU UP. 06:35.111 --> 06:37.113 WHERE'S MY BROTHER? 06:37.113 --> 06:39.115 YOU HAVEN'T GOT A BROTHER. 06:39.115 --> 06:41.117 THEN YOU JUST TELL ME 06:41.117 --> 06:44.120 WHY IT SAYS "HENRY SALT AND SON." 06:44.120 --> 06:45.621 I'M YOUR DAUGHTER. 06:45.621 --> 06:48.124 I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TAUGHT YOU TO READ. 06:48.624 --> 06:49.625 "AND SON" IS TRADITIONAL. 06:50.126 --> 06:52.128 THAT'S HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE. 06:57.633 --> 07:02.138 HUH? WHA--EH! WAH! EH! 07:05.641 --> 07:07.143 BAH! 07:09.145 --> 07:11.147 NO, THE SULTAN'S DEMANDS 07:11.147 --> 07:13.149 ARE STILL NOT SUFFICIENTLY RATIONAL. 07:13.149 --> 07:15.151 THE ONLY LASTING PEACE 07:15.151 --> 07:18.154 IS ONE BASED ON REASON AND SCIENTIFIC PRINCIPLE. 07:18.154 --> 07:20.156 I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, MR. JACKSON. 07:20.156 --> 07:22.658 THE FIRST ACT DIDN'T GO AS WE WANTED-- 07:22.658 --> 07:24.660 A FEW LITTLE TECHNICAL PROBLEMS. 07:25.161 --> 07:26.662 PLEASE DON'T APOLOGIZE, MR. SALT. 07:26.662 --> 07:28.664 YOU'RE DOING YOUR BEST 07:29.165 --> 07:31.167 IN VERY TRYING CIRCUMSTANCES. 07:32.668 --> 07:35.671 HMM? AH, EXCUSE ME. 07:36.672 --> 07:39.675 AH, THE OFFICER WHO RISKED HIS LIFE 07:39.675 --> 07:42.178 BY SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROYING SIX ENEMY CANNON 07:42.178 --> 07:44.680 AND RESCUING 10 OF OUR MEN 07:44.680 --> 07:46.682 HELD CAPTIVE BY THE TURK. 07:46.682 --> 07:48.684 YES, SIR. 07:48.684 --> 07:51.687 THE OFFICER ABOUT WHOM WE'VE HEARD SO MUCH. 07:51.687 --> 07:53.189 I SUPPOSE, SIR. 07:53.189 --> 07:56.192 ALWAYS TAKING RISKS BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY. 07:56.192 --> 07:58.194 I DID MY BEST, SIR. 07:58.194 --> 08:00.696 HAVE HIM EXECUTED AT ONCE. 08:00.696 --> 08:02.198 YES, SIR. 08:02.198 --> 08:04.200 COME ALONG. 08:04.200 --> 08:06.202 SUCH BEHAVIOR IS DEMORALIZING 08:06.202 --> 08:08.204 FOR ORDINARY SOLDIERS AND CITIZENS 08:08.204 --> 08:11.207 WHO ARE TRYING TO LEAD NORMAL, UNEXCEPTIONAL LIVES. 08:11.207 --> 08:13.209 THINGS ARE DIFFICULT ENOUGH 08:13.209 --> 08:15.711 WITHOUT EMOTIONAL PEOPLE ROCKING THE BOAT. 08:37.233 --> 08:41.737 AH! CONSTANTINOPLE! 08:41.737 --> 08:45.241 THE COURT OF THE GRAND TURK. 08:45.241 --> 08:47.743 WHAT A SURPRISE 08:47.743 --> 08:51.247 THAT A PASSING ZEPHYR SHOULD WAFT ME HERE. 08:51.747 --> 08:55.251 PERHAPS FATE WISHES ME TO TEACH THE SULTAN 08:55.251 --> 08:57.253 A LESSON OR TWO. 08:57.253 --> 08:59.755 [LAUGHTER] 09:01.257 --> 09:04.760 HIS HIGHNESS THE SULTAN LOVED A GOOD WINE 09:04.760 --> 09:07.763 AND COULD NEVER RESIST A WAGER, 09:07.763 --> 09:11.767 CHARACTERISTICS THAT WERE TO COST HIM DEAR. 09:11.767 --> 09:13.269 LIES! LIES! 09:13.269 --> 09:15.771 I WON'T PUT UP WITH IT. 09:15.771 --> 09:17.273 IT'S INTOLERABLE. 09:17.773 --> 09:19.275 STOP THIS TRAVESTY! STOP IT! 09:19.275 --> 09:22.278 IT'S AN INSULT, AN INDIGNITY. 09:22.278 --> 09:25.281 I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH RUBBISH 09:25.281 --> 09:26.782 IN ALL MY LIFE! 09:26.782 --> 09:29.785 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 09:29.785 --> 09:32.288 ONE DAY AFTER A SUMPTUOUS DINNER... 09:32.288 --> 09:34.290 IS THIS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN? 09:34.290 --> 09:36.792 YES. I THINK SO, SIR. 09:36.792 --> 09:38.294 ...TO HIS PRIVATE APARTMENTS. 09:38.294 --> 09:41.297 PLEASE, NO. PLEASE LEAVE THE STAGE. 09:41.297 --> 09:43.299 THIS BLACKGUARD'S AN IMPOSTER. 09:43.299 --> 09:45.301 I AM BARON MUNCHAUSEN, 09:45.301 --> 09:48.304 AND I WON'T BE MADE A FOOL OF! 09:48.304 --> 09:50.306 YOU CANNOT COME UP HERE. 09:50.306 --> 09:52.308 WE ARE PRESENTING A PERFORMANCE. 09:52.308 --> 09:54.310 YOU ARE PRESENTING A MOCKERY. 09:54.310 --> 09:55.811 YOU PRESENT ME 09:55.811 --> 09:58.814 AS IF I WERE RIDICULOUS FICTION, A JOKE. 09:58.814 --> 10:00.816 I WON'T HAVE IT! 10:05.821 --> 10:07.323 WHAT THE DEVIL'S GOING ON? 10:07.823 --> 10:09.325 GET DOWN! 10:15.831 --> 10:17.333 THE TURKS! THE TURKS! 10:17.333 --> 10:19.335 BRING IN THE TURKS! 10:20.836 --> 10:22.338 [BOOING] 10:22.338 --> 10:25.341 GET OFF! GET OFF! GET HIM OFF! 10:25.341 --> 10:27.843 YOU'RE RUINING THE SHOW! 10:27.843 --> 10:29.845 QUICK, JEREMY, BILL, DO SOMETHING. 10:29.845 --> 10:32.348 I MUST TALK WITH MY AUDIENCE. 10:32.348 --> 10:33.849 [BOOING] 10:33.849 --> 10:35.851 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I MUST... 10:35.851 --> 10:37.853 I MUST APOLOGIZE 10:37.853 --> 10:39.855 FOR THIS MOST DREADFUL OCCURRENCE. 10:39.855 --> 10:42.358 I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT... 10:42.358 --> 10:43.859 OH! OH! 10:43.859 --> 10:46.362 ...ENDEAVOR TO CONTINUE WITH THE PERFORMANCE 10:46.362 --> 10:48.364 AS ADVERTISED IN YOUR SHEET. 10:48.364 --> 10:49.865 HELLO. 10:49.865 --> 10:51.367 HELLO. 10:51.367 --> 10:53.869 BEAUTIFUL LADIES. 10:56.372 --> 10:57.373 HELLO. 10:57.873 --> 11:00.876 BEAUTIFUL LADIES. 11:00.876 --> 11:03.879 YOU HAVE REALLY GREAT TASTE, SIR. 11:04.380 --> 11:06.882 OTHERWISE, IT'S ALL QUITE WRONG! 11:07.383 --> 11:09.885 LISTEN, COCKY, WE'VE GOT A SHOW TO DO. 11:09.885 --> 11:12.888 GOOD LORD, BERTHOLD! 11:12.888 --> 11:14.890 WHO'S BERTHOLD? 11:14.890 --> 11:16.892 HOW ON EARTH-- 11:16.892 --> 11:18.894 IT'S MARVELOUS TO SEE YOU. 11:18.894 --> 11:21.397 HOW ARE YOU? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 11:21.897 --> 11:23.899 HOW ARE YOUR LEGS? 11:23.899 --> 11:26.402 WHERE ARE THE OTHERS? 11:26.402 --> 11:27.903 ALBRECHT, 11:27.903 --> 11:28.904 ADOLPHUS, 11:28.904 --> 11:30.906 GUSTAVUS. 11:31.407 --> 11:33.909 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. IT'S MIRACULOUS! 11:33.909 --> 11:35.911 I'M BILL. 11:35.911 --> 11:37.413 HE'S BILL. 11:37.913 --> 11:39.415 HE'S STILL HERE? 11:39.415 --> 11:41.417 GET RID OF HIM. 11:41.417 --> 11:43.419 WHAT IS THE MATTER? 11:43.419 --> 11:46.922 WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO START THE SECOND ACT AFRESH. 11:46.922 --> 11:48.424 WHO IS THIS? 11:48.424 --> 11:50.926 I DON'T KNOW. SOME OLD LUNATIC. 11:50.926 --> 11:53.429 HE'S BARON MUNCHAUSEN. 11:53.929 --> 11:58.434 OH, I SEE. THE REAL BARON MUNCHAUSEN. 12:01.437 --> 12:05.441 YES, INDEED. WHO, SIR, MAY I ASK, ARE YOU? 12:05.441 --> 12:07.943 A PUBLIC SERVANT. 12:07.943 --> 12:10.946 I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR, AMONG OTHER THINGS, 12:10.946 --> 12:12.948 THE LICENSING OF THIS THEATER. 12:12.948 --> 12:15.951 THIS, SIR, IS THE RIGHT ORDINARY HORATIO JACKSON, 12:15.951 --> 12:18.954 WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE WINNING THE WAR 12:18.954 --> 12:20.456 AND SAVING THE CITY. 12:20.456 --> 12:21.957 BAH! 12:21.957 --> 12:23.959 PLEASE LEAVE US! 12:23.959 --> 12:25.961 HE'S AN ASS. 12:25.961 --> 12:28.464 ONLY I CAN END THIS WAR. 12:28.464 --> 12:30.466 EXPLAIN YOURSELF. 12:30.466 --> 12:32.968 I CAN END IT BECAUSE I BEGAN IT. 12:32.968 --> 12:35.971 I AM THE CAUSE. 12:35.971 --> 12:37.973 I AM AFRAID, SIR, 12:37.973 --> 12:40.976 YOU HAVE RATHER A WEAK GRASP OF REALITY. 12:40.976 --> 12:44.480 YOUR REALITY, SIR, IS LIES AND BALDERDASH, 12:44.480 --> 12:49.485 AND I AM DELIGHTED TO SAY I HAVE NO GRASP OF IT 12:49.485 --> 12:50.486 WHATSOEVER! 12:58.494 --> 13:00.496 THIS MAN OBVIOUSLY NEEDS A DOCTOR. 13:00.496 --> 13:02.998 A DOCTOR? DOCTOR? 13:04.500 --> 13:06.502 WE'LL CONTINUE WITH THE SHOW, 13:06.502 --> 13:08.504 SO THANK YOU, YOUR ORDINARINESS. 13:08.504 --> 13:10.005 OFF! 13:10.005 --> 13:12.007 PLEASE. PLEASE BE REASONABLE. 13:12.007 --> 13:15.010 IF WE DON'T GET ON WITH IT, 13:15.010 --> 13:17.513 HE'LL THROW US TO THE TURKS. 13:17.513 --> 13:19.515 I'LL GET ON WITH IT. 13:26.021 --> 13:28.023 MY LORDS, 13:28.023 --> 13:30.025 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 13:30.025 --> 13:34.029 BARON MUNCHAUSEN AT YOUR SERVICE. 13:34.029 --> 13:36.031 PRUNED ANY NOSES RECENTLY? 13:37.032 --> 13:38.534 GIVE US A SONG! 13:39.034 --> 13:41.537 NOW, MOST OF YOU 13:41.537 --> 13:44.540 WON'T REMEMBER ME OR MY ADVENTURES. 13:44.540 --> 13:47.543 I ASSURE YOU, THEY ARE TRUE. 13:47.543 --> 13:50.045 THE TRUTH IS, 13:50.045 --> 13:52.548 I AM THE CAUSE OF THIS SIEGE. 13:53.048 --> 13:54.049 DON'T BE STUPID! 13:54.049 --> 13:56.051 WHAT ABOUT THE TURKS, THEN? 13:56.552 --> 13:59.054 ARE YOU THE CAUSE OF THE BORDER DISPUTE? 13:59.054 --> 14:01.056 IT'S THE SEA ROUTES WE'RE FIGHTING FOR! 14:01.557 --> 14:03.058 NO, IT ISN'T. 14:03.058 --> 14:05.060 THAT WAS LAST TIME-- 14:05.060 --> 14:08.564 YOU POOR, DELUDED FOOLS, 14:09.064 --> 14:11.567 IF YOU'LL ONLY DO ME THE COURTESY 14:11.567 --> 14:14.570 OF ACCEPTING THE WORD OF A GENTLEMAN, 14:15.070 --> 14:17.573 I WILL REVEAL THE TRUE CAUSE 14:18.073 --> 14:19.575 OF THIS WAR. 14:20.075 --> 14:21.577 AFTER MY... 14:22.077 --> 14:23.078 OH! 14:23.579 --> 14:26.081 AFTER MY-- OH, DEAR. 14:26.582 --> 14:29.585 AFTER MY RETURN FROM EGYPT, 14:30.085 --> 14:32.588 I WAS MOST WARMLY WELCOMED 14:33.088 --> 14:35.090 BY THE GRAND TURK... 14:35.591 --> 14:36.592 [GONG] 14:37.092 --> 14:38.594 HIS HIGHNESS, THE SULTAN, 14:39.094 --> 14:41.597 WHO KNEW OF MY REPUTATION 14:42.097 --> 14:44.600 AND HELD ME IN HIGH ESTEEM. 14:45.100 --> 14:47.603 IN FACT, SO DELIGHTED WAS HE 14:48.103 --> 14:49.605 WITH MY COMPANY, 14:50.105 --> 14:53.108 THAT HE OFFERED ME ACCESS TO HIS HAREM. 14:53.609 --> 14:55.110 ONE DAY... 14:55.110 --> 14:56.612 Go on. 14:57.112 --> 14:58.614 THE SULTAN BROUGHT ME 14:59.114 --> 15:01.617 A BOTTLE OF HIS FAVORITE TOKAY. 15:30.145 --> 15:32.147 WHAT DO YOU THINK, EH? 15:32.147 --> 15:34.149 NOT BAD. 15:34.149 --> 15:35.150 NOT BAD? 15:35.150 --> 15:36.652 MY DEAR MUNCHAUSEN, 15:36.652 --> 15:38.654 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND BETTER. 15:38.654 --> 15:40.656 HUMBUG, YOUR MAJESTY. 15:40.656 --> 15:43.659 WHAT DO YOU WAGER THAT I WON'T PROCURE 15:43.659 --> 15:45.160 WITHIN THE HOUR 15:45.160 --> 15:48.163 A BOTTLE OF TOKAY FAR SUPERIOR TO THIS 15:48.163 --> 15:50.666 FROM THE IMPERIAL CELLAR AT VIENNA, 15:50.666 --> 15:53.669 A MERE THOUSAND-ODD MILES AWAY? 15:53.669 --> 15:55.170 ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE. 15:55.170 --> 15:58.173 IF I DON'T SUCCEED, CUT OFF MY HEAD. 15:58.173 --> 16:01.176 THESE ARE MY STAKES. WHAT ARE YOURS? 16:01.176 --> 16:02.678 I ACCEPT. 16:02.678 --> 16:04.680 IF YOU SUCCEED, 16:04.680 --> 16:07.182 YOU MAY TAKE AS MUCH TREASURE 16:07.182 --> 16:09.685 AS THE STRONGEST MAN CAN CARRY. 16:09.685 --> 16:10.686 AGREED. 16:11.186 --> 16:13.188 GIVE ME PEN AND INK. 16:13.188 --> 16:15.691 I'LL WRITE TO THE EMPRESS IMMEDIATELY. 16:21.196 --> 16:23.198 BERTHOLD! 16:23.198 --> 16:24.700 BERTHOLD! 16:26.702 --> 16:28.203 COMING! 16:28.203 --> 16:30.205 OH, BLAST. 16:30.205 --> 16:32.207 SORRY, GENTS. GOT TO GO. 16:54.730 --> 16:57.232 TAKE THIS TO VIENNA TO THE EMPRESS. 16:57.733 --> 17:00.235 SHE WILL GIVE YOU A BOTTLE OF WINE. 17:00.235 --> 17:02.237 BRING IT STRAIGHT TO ME. 17:02.237 --> 17:03.238 RIGHT-O. 17:05.741 --> 17:07.242 HAH! HAH! 17:23.258 --> 17:25.260 HAH! HAH! HAH! 17:25.260 --> 17:27.262 YAH! 17:27.262 --> 17:28.764 AAH! 17:31.266 --> 17:34.269 YAH! 17:51.787 --> 17:53.789 PERHAPS YOU WOULD CARE 17:53.789 --> 17:55.791 FOR A LITTLE LIGHT ENTERTAINMENT 17:55.791 --> 17:57.292 WHILE YOU WAIT. 18:00.796 --> 18:02.297 [GROANING] 18:07.803 --> 18:11.807 I COMPOSED AN OPERA. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR IT? 18:11.807 --> 18:13.308 NO, THANK YOU. 18:13.308 --> 18:15.811 YOU'LL LOVE IT. IT'S A COMEDY. 18:15.811 --> 18:17.813 IT'S CALLED THE TORTURER'S APPRENTICE. 18:20.816 --> 18:22.317 HERE'S THE OVERTURE. 18:22.317 --> 18:24.820 OW! 18:24.820 --> 18:26.321 OOH! 18:26.321 --> 18:27.823 OOH! 18:27.823 --> 18:29.324 EEE! 18:29.324 --> 18:30.325 OOH! 18:30.325 --> 18:31.326 OW! 18:31.326 --> 18:32.828 OOH! OOH! 18:32.828 --> 18:33.829 AAH! 18:34.329 --> 18:35.831 OW! 18:35.831 --> 18:37.833 ARG! 18:37.833 --> 18:39.835 OOH! 18:39.835 --> 18:41.336 AAH! 18:41.336 --> 18:42.838 AH! OOH! 18:42.838 --> 18:44.840 THE CURTAIN-- 18:44.840 --> 18:46.842 OOH! 18:46.842 --> 18:48.343 THE CURTAIN RISES 18:48.343 --> 18:50.846 ON A TYPICAL, EVERYDAY TORTURE CHAMBER. 18:50.846 --> 18:53.348 YOSRICK, THE YOUNG APPRENTICE, 18:53.348 --> 18:56.351 SINGS OF HIS JOY IN HIS JOB. 18:56.351 --> 18:59.855 ## THE TORTURER'S APPRENTICE WENT ## 18:59.855 --> 19:02.357 ## HIS MERRY WAY TO WORK ONE DAY ## 19:02.357 --> 19:05.861 ## I BEND AND STRETCH AND PLY MY TRADE ## 19:05.861 --> 19:08.363 ## MAKING PEOPLE ALL AFRAID ## 19:08.363 --> 19:09.865 ## BUT THINGS LOOK BLACK ## 19:09.865 --> 19:11.366 ## BUSINESS IS SLACK ## 19:11.366 --> 19:14.870 ## THERE'S NO ONE ON THE RACK BUT ME #### 19:16.872 --> 19:19.875 ACT FOUR IS SET IN AN ABATTOIR. 19:19.875 --> 19:22.377 I SEE A LOT OF SLAPSTICK. 19:22.377 --> 19:25.380 WE BEGIN WITH THE ARRIVAL OF THE EUNUCHS' CHORUS, 19:25.380 --> 19:28.383 WHO SING CUT OFF IN MY PRIME, 19:28.383 --> 19:30.385 MEIN HERZ, MEIN HERZ. 19:32.888 --> 19:35.891 [IN HIGH VOICE] ## CUT OFF IN MY PRIME ## 19:35.891 --> 19:39.394 ## SURROUNDED BY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ## 19:39.394 --> 19:41.897 ## ALL THE TIME ## 19:41.897 --> 19:44.900 ## A EUNUCH'S LIFE IS HARD ## 19:45.400 --> 19:48.403 ## A EUNUCH'S LIFE IS HARD ## 19:48.904 --> 19:54.409 ## A EUNUCH'S LIFE IS HARD ## 19:54.409 --> 19:59.414 ## AND NOTHING ELSE #### 19:59.414 --> 20:01.416 EXCUSE ME A MOMENT. 20:01.416 --> 20:03.418 DON'T MISS THIS ARIA. 20:03.418 --> 20:05.921 IT REMINDS ME OF MY SCHOOL DAYS IN ENGLAND. 20:05.921 --> 20:07.923 [WHISTLE] 20:13.929 --> 20:17.933 ## LIFE IS RATHER LIKE A GAME ## 20:17.933 --> 20:22.437 ## IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU WIN ## 20:22.437 --> 20:26.441 ## AND THOUGH IT SEEM A TERRIBLE SHAME ## 20:26.942 --> 20:30.445 ## YOU LIE AND CHEAT AND SIN ## 20:30.445 --> 20:31.446 HIYAH! 20:31.446 --> 20:34.950 ## PLAY UP AND WIN THE GAME #### 20:34.950 --> 20:36.451 STEADY. 20:36.451 --> 20:39.454 WHERE THE HELL'S BERTHOLD? 20:39.454 --> 20:40.455 DON'T KNOW. 20:40.455 --> 20:43.458 IF HE'S NOT HERE IN 3 1/2 MINUTES, 20:43.458 --> 20:44.960 THE SULTAN WILL BEHEAD ME. 20:45.460 --> 20:46.962 AND? 20:46.962 --> 20:48.463 AND? 20:48.964 --> 20:50.465 IS THAT ALL? 20:50.465 --> 20:53.468 I'M SORRY. I DON'T FIND THAT FUNNY. 20:53.468 --> 20:54.970 YOU FIND THAT FUNNY? 20:54.970 --> 20:56.972 THIS IS A WAGER. 20:56.972 --> 20:58.974 A WAGER? A WAGER? 20:59.474 --> 21:00.475 [SNORING] 21:00.475 --> 21:02.477 HE'S ASLEEP, SNORING. 21:02.477 --> 21:03.979 ABOUT 900 MILES AWAY. 21:03.979 --> 21:04.980 COME ON. 21:11.486 --> 21:13.488 HE'S UNDER A TREE 21:13.488 --> 21:15.490 NEAR BELGRADE. 21:15.490 --> 21:16.491 WHAT? 21:16.491 --> 21:18.493 THERE'S A BOTTLE BESIDE HIM. 21:18.493 --> 21:21.496 I HOPE HE HASN'T BEEN AT IT. 21:22.497 --> 21:25.500 WHAT'S THE WIND SPEED, GUS? 21:25.500 --> 21:27.502 3 KNOTS. 21:28.003 --> 21:29.004 MM-HMM. 21:58.533 --> 22:02.537 ## I'M A MODERN MAN THESE DAYS, I FIND ## 22:02.537 --> 22:06.041 ## YOU HAVE TO BE AWFULLY CRUEL TO BE KIND ## 22:06.041 --> 22:11.046 ## I'M A MODERN MAN, YOU WILL AGREE ## 22:11.046 --> 22:14.049 ? ## IT'S EITHER YOU OR ME ##? 22:14.549 --> 22:15.550 WELL... 22:17.552 --> 22:19.554 TIME'S NEARLY UP, I THINK. 22:19.554 --> 22:21.556 AHEM. 22:35.070 --> 22:36.571 READY... 22:41.576 --> 22:43.078 THERE. 22:47.582 --> 22:49.084 NOW. 22:50.085 --> 22:51.086 AAH! 22:51.586 --> 22:52.587 HMM? 22:52.587 --> 22:54.089 AAH! 23:05.100 --> 23:07.102 NOT LATE, AM I? 23:07.102 --> 23:09.604 NOT LATE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 23:12.107 --> 23:14.109 THANKS. I NEEDED A TRIM. 23:17.112 --> 23:18.113 MUCH OBLIGED. 23:18.613 --> 23:20.115 FROM THE EMPRESS. 23:35.130 --> 23:36.631 MMM... 23:36.631 --> 23:39.134 DELICIOUS. 23:39.134 --> 23:40.635 YOU WIN. 23:40.635 --> 23:41.636 TREASURER, 23:41.636 --> 23:44.139 ALLOW MY FRIEND TO TAKE 23:44.139 --> 23:46.141 AS MUCH AS THE STRONGEST MAN 23:46.641 --> 23:47.642 CAN CARRY. 23:48.143 --> 23:49.644 YES. 24:16.671 --> 24:18.673 THAT'S IT. 24:54.709 --> 24:56.711 THANKS, SQUIRE. 25:22.237 --> 25:23.738 WHAT IS IT? 25:23.738 --> 25:25.740 EXCELLENCY, THEY'VE TAKEN EVERYTHING. 25:25.740 --> 25:26.741 WHAT? 25:29.744 --> 25:30.745 [MUTTERING] 25:48.763 --> 25:50.265 UH-OH. 25:51.266 --> 25:53.268 HAH! 25:54.269 --> 25:55.770 GUSTAVUS. 25:58.273 --> 25:59.774 STOP THEM! 26:11.286 --> 26:13.288 BRING THEM BACK! 26:13.288 --> 26:15.790 GUSTAVUS, AGAIN. 26:24.299 --> 26:25.800 OH! 26:27.802 --> 26:29.304 FIRE! 26:31.306 --> 26:32.807 DON'T SHOOT. 26:35.310 --> 26:38.313 TAKE COVER, MY FRIENDS. 26:55.830 --> 26:57.332 LET ME IN! 26:58.833 --> 26:59.834 [SCREAMING] 26:59.834 --> 27:02.337 AND SO, AS YOU CAN SEE, 27:02.337 --> 27:04.839 THE SULTAN'S STILL AFTER MY HEAD. 27:10.845 --> 27:13.848 WAIT. STOP. DON'T GO. 27:13.848 --> 27:17.352 COME BACK. THERE'S MORE. THERE'S MORE. 27:17.352 --> 27:19.854 I HAVEN'T FINISHED. 27:19.854 --> 27:21.356 DON'T LEAVE NOW. 27:21.356 --> 27:22.857 OOH! 27:26.861 --> 27:30.865 GUSTAVUS, ADOLPHUS, ALBRECHT, 27:30.865 --> 27:33.368 WE'RE ABOUT TO GET THE SULTAN'S TREASURE. 27:33.368 --> 27:35.370 WE CAN'T JUST STOP. 27:35.370 --> 27:36.371 BERTHOLD! 27:36.871 --> 27:38.873 THE NAME'S DESMOND, MATE. 27:38.873 --> 27:41.876 WE'RE ACTORS, NOT FIGMENTS OF YOUR IMAGINATION! 27:41.876 --> 27:43.878 NOW GET A GRIP! 27:43.878 --> 27:46.881 OHH. COME BACK. 27:46.881 --> 27:48.883 COME BACK. 27:48.883 --> 27:50.885 COME BACK. 27:52.887 --> 27:55.890 WHAT THE DEVIL IS THE SULTAN PLAYING AT? 27:55.890 --> 27:57.892 IT'S WEDNESDAY, ISN'T IT? 27:57.892 --> 28:00.395 TERRIBLY SORRY. A FEW MINOR SETBACKS. 28:00.395 --> 28:01.896 THIS THEATER'S CLOSED. 28:01.896 --> 28:04.399 BE OUT OF THIS CITY BY TOMORROW. 28:04.899 --> 28:06.401 NO, SIR, NO. PLEASE. 28:06.901 --> 28:08.403 LOOK AT THESE FAVORABLE ENDORSEMENTS 28:08.903 --> 28:10.405 FROM ALL OVER EUROPE, SIR. 28:10.905 --> 28:11.906 "MR. SALT'S COMPANY 28:12.407 --> 28:14.909 HOLDS A MIRROR UP TO NATURE"-- VIENNA CLARION. 28:15.410 --> 28:17.412 "GREAT VALUE FOR MONEY"-- PARIS ECHO. 28:17.912 --> 28:19.914 "A GOOD NIGHT OUT"-- GLASGOW HERALD. 28:20.415 --> 28:22.917 JUST GIVE US ONE SECOND CHANCE... 28:35.430 --> 28:38.433 HERE, BOY. GOOD BOY. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 28:42.937 --> 28:45.440 HERE, BOY. HERE, BOY. 29:15.970 --> 29:17.972 [GRR] 29:29.984 --> 29:30.985 IEEE! 30:11.526 --> 30:13.528 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 30:22.537 --> 30:25.039 AM I DEAD? 30:25.039 --> 30:26.541 NO. 30:27.041 --> 30:29.043 BLAST. 30:29.043 --> 30:31.045 WHO ARE YOU REALLY? 30:31.045 --> 30:33.047 OH! 30:33.047 --> 30:35.049 BARON MUNCHAUSEN ISN'T REAL. 30:35.049 --> 30:37.051 HE'S ONLY IN STORIES. 30:37.051 --> 30:40.054 GO AWAY! I'M TRYING TO DIE! 30:40.054 --> 30:41.556 WHY? 30:41.556 --> 30:46.561 BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF THE WORLD, 30:46.561 --> 30:50.064 AND THE WORLD IS EVIDENTLY TIRED OF ME. 30:50.064 --> 30:51.566 BUT WHY? 30:51.566 --> 30:53.568 WHY? 30:53.568 --> 30:56.070 WHY, WHY, WHY? 30:56.070 --> 31:01.576 BECAUSE IT'S ALL LOGIC AND REASON NOW... 31:01.576 --> 31:06.080 SCIENCE, PROGRESS. PSHT, PSHT! 31:06.080 --> 31:10.084 LAWS OF HYDRAULICS, 31:10.084 --> 31:12.086 LAWS OF SOCIAL DYNAMICS, 31:12.086 --> 31:16.090 LAWS OF THIS, THAT, AND THE OTHER. 31:16.591 --> 31:21.095 NO PLACE FOR THREE-LEGGED CYCLOPS 31:21.095 --> 31:24.098 IN THE SOUTH SEAS, 31:24.098 --> 31:28.102 NO PLACE FOR CUCUMBER TREES 31:28.603 --> 31:31.105 AND OCEANS OF WINE, 31:31.105 --> 31:34.108 NO PLACE FOR ME. 31:34.108 --> 31:36.110 WHAT HAPPENED IN THE STORY? 31:36.110 --> 31:38.112 IN THE SULTAN'S PALACE, 31:38.112 --> 31:41.115 DID YOU ESCAPE? WERE YOU KILLED? 31:41.115 --> 31:42.617 I DON'T KNOW. 31:42.617 --> 31:45.620 IT WAS ALL A LONG TIME AGO. 31:45.620 --> 31:47.121 WHO CARES? 31:47.121 --> 31:49.624 I DO. 31:51.125 --> 31:54.128 I'M VERY TIRED. 31:54.128 --> 31:55.630 GOODBYE. 31:56.130 --> 31:57.632 PLEASE TELL ME. 31:57.632 --> 31:58.633 NO. 31:58.633 --> 31:59.634 GO ON. 32:00.134 --> 32:01.135 BUZZ OFF! 32:01.135 --> 32:02.136 TELL ME! 32:06.641 --> 32:08.142 PLEASE. 32:10.144 --> 32:14.148 YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW, DON'T YOU? 32:17.652 --> 32:20.154 STOP IT! 32:20.154 --> 32:21.656 STOP IT! 32:21.656 --> 32:23.658 WE'LL ALL BE KILLED! 32:23.658 --> 32:26.661 I'LL NEVER KNOW THE END OF THE STORY! 32:26.661 --> 32:28.663 WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 32:28.663 --> 32:30.164 COME BACK! 32:30.665 --> 32:32.166 COME BACK! 32:33.668 --> 32:35.169 STOP IT! 32:36.671 --> 32:38.172 WAIT! WAIT! 32:38.673 --> 32:40.174 COME BACK! 32:41.175 --> 32:42.677 TAKE COVER! 32:47.181 --> 32:49.183 WRETCHED CHILD! 33:09.704 --> 33:11.706 GET THAT POWDER UNDER COVER! 33:24.719 --> 33:26.220 NO! 33:27.722 --> 33:29.223 STOP IT! 33:30.224 --> 33:32.226 STOP IT! 33:33.227 --> 33:34.729 GET AWAY! 33:35.229 --> 33:36.230 STOP IT! 33:36.731 --> 33:39.233 GET DOWN! 33:39.233 --> 33:40.234 NO! 33:40.234 --> 33:42.236 YOU'LL GET US BOTH KILLED. 33:42.236 --> 33:45.740 I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO DIE. 33:45.740 --> 33:47.742 YES, BUT, I'M OLD ENOUGH. 33:47.742 --> 33:49.243 GENTLEMEN, 33:49.243 --> 33:52.747 DON'T YOU THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA 33:52.747 --> 33:54.749 TO SILENCE THOSE ENEMY CANNONS? 33:55.750 --> 33:57.752 NO, SIR. 33:57.752 --> 33:58.753 NO? 33:59.253 --> 34:01.756 IT'S WEDNESDAY. 34:01.756 --> 34:05.259 OH, MY. WEDNESDAY... 34:10.932 --> 34:12.433 WHOA! 34:32.453 --> 34:34.956 OHH? 34:34.956 --> 34:37.959 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 35:04.485 --> 35:05.987 IEEE! 35:06.988 --> 35:08.990 HA HA HA HA HA! 35:08.990 --> 35:10.992 HA HA HA HA HA! 35:20.001 --> 35:22.503 WHOA! 35:22.503 --> 35:24.005 WHOA! 35:25.506 --> 35:27.008 OH! 35:27.008 --> 35:28.509 OH! 35:28.509 --> 35:31.512 OH. 35:33.514 --> 35:37.518 THE TURKS ARE ABOUT TO STORM THE WALLS. 35:37.518 --> 35:41.022 YOU REALLYARE BARON MUNCHAUSEN. 35:55.536 --> 35:58.039 THAT'S IT, THE END. 35:58.039 --> 35:59.540 IT'S ALL OVER. 35:59.540 --> 36:04.045 GENERATIONS OF THEATRICAL EXPERTISE SNUFFED OUT 36:04.045 --> 36:07.048 IN THE TWINKLING OF AN EYE. 36:08.549 --> 36:10.051 SALLY? 36:10.051 --> 36:11.552 SALLY! 36:16.057 --> 36:17.558 SALLY, COME HERE. 36:17.558 --> 36:20.561 YOU CRETINOUS, SENILE OLD FART! 36:22.563 --> 36:24.065 THANKS TO YOU, 36:24.065 --> 36:27.568 WE'RE TO BE THROWN TO THE TURKS! 36:27.568 --> 36:29.570 BUT HEIS BARON MUNCHAUSEN, 36:29.570 --> 36:32.073 THE REAL ONE. 36:32.573 --> 36:34.575 YOU MUST BELIEVE ME. 36:34.575 --> 36:35.576 HURRY! 36:35.576 --> 36:38.579 NO, HONESTLY! HE IS! HE IS! 36:38.579 --> 36:40.081 SHUT UP! 36:40.081 --> 36:42.083 BUT HE IS, 36:42.083 --> 36:44.085 AND HE CAN SAVE US! 36:44.085 --> 36:47.088 CAN'T YOU? 36:47.088 --> 36:49.590 HE JUMPED ONTO A CANNONBALL. 36:49.590 --> 36:50.591 HE REALLY DID! 36:50.591 --> 36:53.594 AND HE FLEW MILES UP INTO THE SKY 36:53.594 --> 36:55.596 ABOVE THE ELEPHANTS AND SOLDIERS-- 36:55.596 --> 36:57.598 GOD! STOP LYING! 36:57.598 --> 36:59.100 I'M NOT LYING! 36:59.100 --> 37:01.102 AM I? 37:01.102 --> 37:03.604 MATTER OF FACT, YOU ARE. 37:03.604 --> 37:06.107 BUT HE DID! 37:06.607 --> 37:07.108 MMM... 37:07.608 --> 37:09.610 THOSE SOLDIERS SAW HIM, TOO! 37:09.610 --> 37:12.113 THEY'LL TELL YOU! 37:12.113 --> 37:15.116 OH, THEY'RE DEAD. 37:15.116 --> 37:16.617 OH! 37:16.617 --> 37:17.618 BUT HE DID! 37:17.618 --> 37:20.121 NO, I DIDN'T. 37:20.121 --> 37:22.123 NOWYOU'RELYING. 37:22.123 --> 37:25.626 I NEVER LIE. 37:28.629 --> 37:30.131 OH! 37:31.132 --> 37:33.134 SALLY, STAY HERE! 37:33.134 --> 37:35.636 WHAT'S GOT INTO YOU? 37:38.639 --> 37:42.143 I DIDN'T FLY MILES. 37:42.143 --> 37:45.146 IT WAS MORE LIKE 1 1/2 MILES. 37:45.646 --> 37:47.648 AND I DIDN'T PRECISELY FLY. 37:47.648 --> 37:50.651 I MERELY HELD ON TO A MORTAR SHELL 37:50.651 --> 37:52.653 IN THE FIRST INSTANCE, 37:52.653 --> 37:56.157 AND THEN A CANNONBALL ON THE WAY BACK. 37:56.157 --> 37:57.658 YOU MANIAC! 37:58.159 --> 38:00.661 YOU'VE DONE FOR US! 38:00.661 --> 38:03.664 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER YOU STAY OR NOT. 38:03.664 --> 38:06.167 THE TURKS ARE ABOUT TO TAKE THE TOWN. 38:10.671 --> 38:14.175 OH! I WAS JUST COMING INTO MY PRIME. 38:14.175 --> 38:18.679 I'M JUST ON THE CUSP BETWEEN ROMEO AND KING LEAR. 38:19.180 --> 38:20.681 MY PUBLIC WILL KILL ME 38:20.681 --> 38:23.684 FOR DYING AT A TIME LIKE THIS. 38:23.684 --> 38:25.186 SAVE US! 38:25.186 --> 38:26.687 YES. 38:26.687 --> 38:28.189 SAVE US! 38:29.190 --> 38:30.691 DON'T DISAPPOINT ME. 38:30.691 --> 38:32.193 PLEASE, BARON, PLEASE. 38:32.193 --> 38:35.196 OH, YOU ARE A BARON, AREN'T YOU? 38:35.196 --> 38:37.198 YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE! 38:37.198 --> 38:40.701 YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE. 38:40.701 --> 38:43.204 LADIES, LADIES, PLEASE. 38:43.204 --> 38:44.705 PLEASE. 38:44.705 --> 38:48.209 I SWEAR THAT AS LONG AS I, 38:48.209 --> 38:51.212 HIERONYMUS KARL FREDERICK BARON VON MUNCHAUSEN, 38:51.212 --> 38:53.214 LIVE AND BREATHE, 38:53.714 --> 38:56.217 YOU SHALL COME TO NO HARM. 38:56.217 --> 38:57.718 YOU SO REMIND ME 38:57.718 --> 38:59.720 OF CATHERINE THE GREAT, 38:59.720 --> 39:01.722 EMPRESS OF ALL THE RUSSIAS, 39:01.722 --> 39:03.724 WHOSE HAND IN MARRIAGE 39:03.724 --> 39:06.727 I ONCE HAD THE HONOR TO DECLINE. 39:06.727 --> 39:08.729 THEY ALL REMIND YOU? 39:08.729 --> 39:10.731 YES. WHY NOT? 39:10.731 --> 39:13.734 SOME BITS HERE, SOME BITS THERE. 39:13.734 --> 39:15.736 I HAVE A PLAN! 39:15.736 --> 39:18.739 I WILL SET FORTH IMMEDIATELY... 39:23.244 --> 39:26.747 TO FIND MY EXTRAORDINARY SERVANTS 39:26.747 --> 39:29.250 AND, WITH THEIR HELP, 39:29.250 --> 39:32.753 RAZE THE SIEGE AND SAVE THE TOWN. 39:32.753 --> 39:35.256 BRILLIANT, VERY GOOD, BRAVO! 39:35.256 --> 39:36.257 HOW? 39:36.257 --> 39:39.760 LADIES, I SHALL REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE. 39:39.760 --> 39:40.761 OF COURSE. 39:41.262 --> 39:41.762 ANYTHING! 39:42.263 --> 39:44.265 JUST TELL US WHAT TO DO. 39:44.265 --> 39:46.267 KINDLY AND BE SO GOOD 39:46.267 --> 39:48.769 AS TO REMOVE YOUR KNICKERS. 40:23.304 --> 40:25.306 LOOK AT ALL THAT UNDERWEAR. 40:25.306 --> 40:26.807 ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL? 40:26.807 --> 40:30.811 IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE. 40:30.811 --> 40:33.314 IT'S THE DAWNING OF THE AGE 40:33.314 --> 40:35.816 OF LOVELY, INTIMATE THINGS. 40:35.816 --> 40:37.818 BUT IT'S MADNESS. 40:38.319 --> 40:39.320 HE'LL KILL HIMSELF. 40:39.820 --> 40:41.822 YEAH, BUT WELL WORTH IT, EH? 40:42.323 --> 40:44.325 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? KEEP PUMPING. 40:44.825 --> 40:46.827 KEEP PUMPING! 41:02.343 --> 41:03.844 BETTER REPORT THIS. 41:03.844 --> 41:05.346 YOU'RE RIGHT. 41:15.356 --> 41:16.857 GET AWAY! 41:19.360 --> 41:20.861 NO, NO, NO, NO. 41:20.861 --> 41:23.364 WE NEED A VERY SIMPLE PLAN. 41:23.364 --> 41:25.366 THESE ARE FAR TOO COMPLICATED. 41:25.366 --> 41:27.368 SIMPLICITY IS OF THE ESSENCE. 41:27.368 --> 41:30.871 SIR, THOSE ACTORS HAVE MADE AN AIR BALLOON. 41:30.871 --> 41:32.373 THEY'RE TRYING TO ESCAPE. 41:32.373 --> 41:34.375 ARREST THEM AT ONCE. 41:34.375 --> 41:35.376 [BLAST] 41:35.376 --> 41:38.379 THROW THEM OUT OF THE TOWN. 41:38.379 --> 41:40.881 WE CAN'T OPEN THE GATES, SIR. 41:40.881 --> 41:44.885 WELL, THROW THEM OVER THE WALLS, THEN. 41:44.885 --> 41:46.887 YES, SIR. 41:46.887 --> 41:49.890 WE CAN'T ESCAPE AT A TIME LIKE THIS. 41:49.890 --> 41:52.893 WHAT WOULD FUTURE GENERATIONS THINK OF US? 42:00.401 --> 42:01.902 RIGHT, FOLLOW ME! 42:26.427 --> 42:29.430 HOLD IT! DON'T LET GO! 42:29.430 --> 42:31.932 WHOA! 42:31.932 --> 42:33.934 HOLD IT, ADOLPHUS! 42:33.934 --> 42:35.936 BRING IT DOWN. 42:36.437 --> 42:38.939 BRING THE LADDER OVER HERE. 42:38.939 --> 42:40.441 THAT'S IT. 42:40.441 --> 42:41.442 TAKE CARE. 42:41.942 --> 42:43.444 MY DEAR. 42:45.946 --> 42:47.448 BARON! 42:49.450 --> 42:52.453 OY, HAVE YOU SEEN SALLY? 42:52.453 --> 42:53.454 NO! 42:54.955 --> 42:56.957 AH, THANK YOU, MY DEAR. 42:56.957 --> 42:57.958 STOP! 42:57.958 --> 42:59.460 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! 42:59.460 --> 43:00.961 LET GO! 43:01.462 --> 43:02.463 LET GO! 43:07.968 --> 43:08.969 [GRR] 43:08.969 --> 43:09.970 LET GO! 43:09.970 --> 43:12.473 SHOOT IT DOWN! 43:12.473 --> 43:14.475 TAKE AIM! 43:14.975 --> 43:16.477 FIRE! 43:21.482 --> 43:22.983 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 43:23.484 --> 43:26.487 I SHALL SHORTLY RETURN WITH REINFORCEMENTS! 43:26.487 --> 43:28.489 DON'T LOSE HEART! 43:28.989 --> 43:30.491 AND FOR ALL THOSE LADIES 43:30.491 --> 43:33.494 TO WHOM I'M INDEBTED FOR HALF A TON 43:33.494 --> 43:36.497 OF FRILLY SILK AND LACY LINEN, 43:36.497 --> 43:37.998 DON'T CATCH COLD! 43:37.998 --> 43:39.500 AU REVOIR! 43:41.001 --> 43:44.004 STAY, ARGUS! I'LL SOON BE BACK! 43:44.004 --> 43:47.007 I WILL WAIT FOR YOU! 44:00.521 --> 44:04.024 HE WON'T GET FAR ON HOT AIR AND FANTASY. 44:12.533 --> 44:14.034 AAH! 44:17.538 --> 44:19.540 BLAST! 44:19.540 --> 44:21.041 HELP! 44:21.041 --> 44:22.042 HELP! 44:22.042 --> 44:24.545 HANG ON. HANG ON. 44:27.047 --> 44:28.549 AH. 44:36.557 --> 44:37.558 THANKS. 44:38.058 --> 44:39.560 YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING. 44:39.560 --> 44:43.063 I MUST DOUSE THE FIRES TO LET YOU DOWN. 44:43.063 --> 44:45.065 I'LL NEVER GET OFF AGAIN. 44:45.065 --> 44:47.568 I'M GOING WITH YOU. 44:47.568 --> 44:49.570 I ABSOLUTELY AND UTTERLY REFUSE. 44:49.570 --> 44:51.572 IF WE GO DOWN NOW, 44:51.572 --> 44:54.575 WE'LL LAND ON THE TURKS. 45:37.117 --> 45:38.118 AAH! 45:50.631 --> 45:52.099 WATCH OUT! 45:55.586 --> 45:58.088 WE'VE GOT TO FIND YOUR SERVANTS 45:58.088 --> 46:00.090 AND GET BACK HERE QUICKLY. 46:00.090 --> 46:03.093 THATISWHAT I HAD IN MIND. 46:34.124 --> 46:36.126 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 46:36.126 --> 46:37.628 TO THE MOON. 46:37.628 --> 46:41.131 WHAT? THAT'LL TAKE AGES. 46:41.131 --> 46:42.132 NO, IT WON'T. 46:42.633 --> 46:44.635 OF COURSE, IT WILL. 46:44.635 --> 46:46.637 WHY ARE WE GOING THERE? 46:46.637 --> 46:49.139 THAT'S WHERE I LAST SAW BERTHOLD. 46:49.640 --> 46:52.643 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE MOON? 46:52.643 --> 46:54.144 NO. 46:54.144 --> 46:57.147 AH, INTERESTING PLACE. 46:57.147 --> 46:59.650 THE KING AND QUEEN ARE CHARMING. 46:59.650 --> 47:03.153 YOU KNOW ABOUT THEIR DETACHABLE HEADS, DON'T YOU? 47:03.153 --> 47:05.155 NO. 47:05.155 --> 47:06.156 UH... 47:06.657 --> 47:09.159 THEIR HEADS GO OFF FOR INTELLECTUAL PURSUITS 47:09.660 --> 47:14.665 WHILE THEIR BODIES ENGAGE IN MORE BODILY ACTIVITIES. 47:14.665 --> 47:17.668 THE TROUBLE IS 47:17.668 --> 47:22.673 THEIR HEADS AND BODIES DON'T ALWAYS SEE EYE TO EYE. 47:22.673 --> 47:26.176 YOU DO BELIEVE ME, DON'T YOU? 47:28.178 --> 47:30.681 I'M DOING MY BEST. 47:30.681 --> 47:32.182 MMM... 47:46.697 --> 47:48.198 ARE YOU SCARED? 47:48.699 --> 47:50.701 CERTAINLY NOT! 47:53.203 --> 47:54.705 ARE YOU? 47:54.705 --> 47:56.707 CERTAINLY NOT. 47:58.709 --> 48:00.711 AAAH! 48:02.212 --> 48:03.213 AAH! 48:04.214 --> 48:08.218 AAAH! 48:08.218 --> 48:09.720 AAH! 48:20.731 --> 48:22.733 GRAB THE ROPE! 48:24.735 --> 48:25.235 OH! 48:25.736 --> 48:26.236 AH! 48:26.737 --> 48:27.738 AH. 48:29.239 --> 48:30.240 AAH! 48:31.241 --> 48:34.244 AAAH! 49:34.304 --> 49:35.806 [YAWN] 49:37.808 --> 49:38.809 WE'RE HERE. 49:41.311 --> 49:43.814 YOU LOOK DIFFERENT, YOUNGER. 49:44.314 --> 49:45.816 I ALWAYS FEEL REJUVENATED 49:46.316 --> 49:47.818 BY A TOUCH OF ADVENTURE. 49:48.318 --> 49:49.319 FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, 49:49.820 --> 49:51.321 DON'TYOUGET ANY YOUNGER, 49:51.321 --> 49:54.324 OR I'LL HAVE TO FIND A WET NURSE. 49:54.324 --> 49:56.326 LOOK! 50:05.335 --> 50:08.839 I'M ONE OF THE KING'S SPECIAL FAVORITES. 50:08.839 --> 50:12.843 WE SHALL RECEIVE A RIGHT ROYAL WELCOME. 50:14.344 --> 50:16.847 [BAND PLAYING] 50:16.847 --> 50:19.349 [CHEERING] 50:39.369 --> 50:40.871 [CHEERING STOPS] 50:48.378 --> 50:50.380 [TICKING] 50:52.382 --> 50:54.384 NOW WHAT? 50:57.387 --> 50:59.389 I GOT YOU AT LAST. 50:59.389 --> 51:02.392 BENVENUTO A LA LUNA, BARONE. 51:02.392 --> 51:03.894 YOUR MAJESTY, 51:03.894 --> 51:06.897 WHAT A GREAT PLEASURE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 51:06.897 --> 51:09.399 MAY I INTRODUCE MY FRIEND SALLY? 51:09.399 --> 51:11.902 SALLY, KING OF THE MOON. 51:11.902 --> 51:14.404 WELL, HIS HEAD, AT ANY RATE. 51:14.404 --> 51:17.908 YOU MUST REFER TO ME BY MY COMPLETE TITLE-- 51:17.908 --> 51:20.410 KING OF EVERYTHING, RE DI TUTTO. 51:20.410 --> 51:24.414 THE MOON IS AN INSIGNIFICANT PART OF MY DOMAIN NOW. 51:24.414 --> 51:27.417 THERE IS SO MUCH, MUCH, MUCH MORE. 51:27.417 --> 51:29.920 [GROANING] 51:29.920 --> 51:32.923 YOU SEEM TO BE IN SOME DISCOMFORT. 51:33.423 --> 51:34.925 WHAT AILS YOU? 51:34.925 --> 51:39.930 NOTHING. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M AT ONE WITH THE COSMOS? 51:39.930 --> 51:41.932 AH. 51:41.932 --> 51:45.435 I TELL YOU THAT, AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS "AH"? 51:45.936 --> 51:47.437 WHAT ARE YOU, BLIND? 51:47.437 --> 51:50.440 BARON, LET ME EXPLAIN IT TO YOU. 51:50.440 --> 51:52.442 SINCE YOU WERE LAST HERE, 51:52.442 --> 51:55.445 I, MY HEAD, THAT WHICH IS LEFT OF ME, 51:55.445 --> 51:58.448 WHERE THE BRILLIANT AND IMPORTANT PARTS ARE LOCATED, 51:58.448 --> 52:00.951 IS NOW RULING THE KNOWN UNIVERSE. 52:00.951 --> 52:03.954 THAT WHICH I DON'T KNOW, I CREATE. 52:03.954 --> 52:06.456 [SQUEAK! POP! WHISTLE!] 52:06.456 --> 52:08.458 I JUST CREATED SPRING. 52:08.458 --> 52:11.461 BUT SERIOUSLY, WITHOUT ME, THERE WOULD BE NOTHING, 52:11.461 --> 52:13.463 NOT EVEN YOU. 52:13.463 --> 52:14.965 COGITO ERGO ES. 52:14.965 --> 52:16.967 I THINK, THEREFORE YOU IS. 52:16.967 --> 52:18.468 HMMM. MMM. 52:18.468 --> 52:21.972 YOUR OLD FRIEND'S A LUNATIC. 52:21.972 --> 52:23.974 SO IT WOULD SEEM. 52:23.974 --> 52:27.477 HE'S CERTAINLY FALLEN PREY TO DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR. 52:27.477 --> 52:29.980 BEING IN TUNE WITH EVERY MOLECULE 52:29.980 --> 52:31.481 IN THE UNIVERSE 52:31.481 --> 52:33.984 REQUIRES A GREAT DEAL OF CONCENTRATION. 52:33.984 --> 52:36.486 HAVING YOU ON THE LOOSE, BARON, 52:36.486 --> 52:37.988 DOES NOT HELP. 52:37.988 --> 52:40.991 YOUR LITTLE STORIES ARE SOMEWHAT OF A DISTRACTION. 52:40.991 --> 52:44.494 YOU ARE LIKE A MOSQUITO IN THE TAJ MAHAL. 52:45.996 --> 52:47.497 I MUST INFORM YOU, 52:47.497 --> 52:51.001 WITHOUT MY ADVENTURES, YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE. 52:51.001 --> 52:55.505 WELL, SO I AM NOW PART OF YOUR ADVENTURES. 52:55.505 --> 52:58.008 HA HA! WELL, WE SHALL SEE ABOUT THAT. 52:58.508 --> 53:01.011 RRRR! AAH. 53:01.511 --> 53:02.512 HA HA HA! 53:03.013 --> 53:04.514 HA HA HA HA! 53:06.516 --> 53:08.518 WOW. 53:11.021 --> 53:12.522 HMM. 53:16.526 --> 53:18.528 BARON, WHO CREATED WHO? 53:18.528 --> 53:21.031 I HOPE YOU'LL BE VERY COMFORTABLE. 53:21.031 --> 53:22.032 CIAO. 53:22.032 --> 53:25.535 THERE GOES MY REVOLTING BODY WITH THE QUEEN. 53:25.535 --> 53:27.037 OH, STOP IT. 53:27.037 --> 53:29.039 OH, I'M TIRED. 53:29.539 --> 53:32.042 GO AWAY! DAMN IT, HE CAN'T HEAR ME. 53:32.542 --> 53:33.543 PLEASE! 53:34.044 --> 53:36.046 OH, YOU STINKING, HORRIBLE MAN. 53:36.046 --> 53:38.548 OH, IT'S SO EMBARRASSING. 53:38.548 --> 53:40.550 MAYBE HE'LL GO AWAY. 53:41.051 --> 53:45.055 IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE MY BODY AND I WERE ATTACHED. 53:45.055 --> 53:46.556 WE ARE INCOMPATIBLE. 53:46.556 --> 53:48.558 HE'S DANGLING FROM THE FOOD CHAIN, 53:49.059 --> 53:50.560 AND I AM IN THE STARS. 53:51.061 --> 53:53.063 NO! NO, GO AWAY! 53:53.063 --> 53:54.564 ARGH! NO! 53:54.564 --> 53:57.067 I DESPISE YOU. LET ME GO. 53:57.067 --> 54:01.071 NO! OH, NO! OOH! 54:01.071 --> 54:03.573 OH! UGH! OH! 54:04.074 --> 54:05.075 OH! OH! 54:05.075 --> 54:06.576 AAH! 54:06.576 --> 54:08.078 [SNAP] 54:08.078 --> 54:10.080 HA HA HA! I'M BACK! 54:10.080 --> 54:12.082 I GOT LIPS AGAIN, 54:12.082 --> 54:15.085 AND I'M GOING TO USE THEM, BABY! 54:15.085 --> 54:18.088 IT'S ME! I'M YOUR ELEPHANT OF JOY! 54:18.088 --> 54:19.589 [NNRRR] 54:19.589 --> 54:22.592 OH! ROGER! 54:22.592 --> 54:25.095 GIVE MEBACIO, BABY. 54:25.095 --> 54:26.596 EAT FIRST, DARLING. 54:26.596 --> 54:28.098 HA HA HA! 54:28.098 --> 54:30.600 YOU'VE GOT TOMANGA BEFOREBACIO. 54:30.600 --> 54:32.602 HA HA HA HA! 54:32.602 --> 54:34.604 MMM. I MISSED THIS STUFF. 54:34.604 --> 54:37.607 [BURP] 54:37.607 --> 54:39.609 YOU CAN'T DO THAT 54:39.609 --> 54:42.612 WHEN YOU DON'T GOT NO MOUTH. 54:42.612 --> 54:44.614 I'M BACK IN BUSINESS. 54:44.614 --> 54:46.116 MMM. OH, YEAH. 54:46.116 --> 54:50.120 WAIT! YOU DON'T GO NOWHERE. 54:55.125 --> 54:56.626 BARON. 54:56.626 --> 55:00.630 OH, MOST WONDROUS MAJESTY. 55:00.630 --> 55:02.632 HEY, I KNOW YOU. 55:02.632 --> 55:04.634 YOU'RE THE LITTLE GUY 55:04.634 --> 55:07.137 TRIED TO MAKE OFF WITH MY QUEEN. 55:07.137 --> 55:10.140 WE'LL HAVE NO MORE OF THAT,PICCOLOCASANOVA. 55:10.140 --> 55:12.142 HA HA HA HA! 55:12.142 --> 55:14.144 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 55:14.144 --> 55:17.147 HA HA HA! 55:19.649 --> 55:21.651 HERE YOU GO, LOVEBIRDS. 55:21.651 --> 55:24.654 I'M SURE YOU'LL BE VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. 55:24.654 --> 55:26.156 MMM. MMM. MMM. 55:26.156 --> 55:27.657 OH, I SPILLED. 55:27.657 --> 55:29.159 [SNAP] 55:29.159 --> 55:30.660 BLBLBLBLBL! 55:30.660 --> 55:32.662 AAH! 55:35.665 --> 55:38.168 OH, I AM FREE AGAIN, 55:38.168 --> 55:40.670 FREE TO CONCENTRATE ON HIGHER THINGS. 55:40.670 --> 55:43.673 HA HA HA HA! 55:45.675 --> 55:48.678 GO BACK AND AMUSE YOURSELF IN THE SLIME. 55:48.678 --> 55:50.180 YOU MISSED ME. 55:50.180 --> 55:54.184 OH, I AM BLIND. MY KINGDOM FOR A HANDKERCHIEF. 55:54.184 --> 55:56.186 AAH! NO, LET ME GO! 55:56.186 --> 55:59.689 I'VE GOT TIDES TO REGULATE, COMETS TO DIRECT! 55:59.689 --> 56:02.692 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR FLATULENCE AND ORGASMS. 56:02.692 --> 56:05.695 I HATE THAT FACE YOU MAKE ME MAKE. 56:05.695 --> 56:07.197 PLEASE, NO! 56:07.197 --> 56:11.201 OH! OH, NO! PLEASE LET ME GO! 56:11.201 --> 56:14.204 FAREWELL, BARON. 56:25.715 --> 56:28.218 ONE OF THE KING'S FAVORITES? 56:28.218 --> 56:31.721 THIS CAGE ISN'T REAL, 56:31.721 --> 56:34.724 JUST A PART OF THE KING'S LUNACY. 56:34.724 --> 56:37.227 IT'S SEEMS SOLID ENOUGH TO ME. 56:37.227 --> 56:39.229 I SEE WE'RE IN 56:39.229 --> 56:42.232 A NOT-VERY-HELPFUL FRAME OF MIND. 56:42.232 --> 56:46.236 HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SAVE THE TOWN FROM HERE? 56:46.236 --> 56:48.738 THE TOWN IS PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT. 56:48.738 --> 56:50.240 EVERYONE IS SAFE. 56:50.240 --> 56:52.242 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 56:52.242 --> 56:55.745 I JUST KNOW. 56:59.749 --> 57:00.750 UH! UH! 57:00.750 --> 57:01.751 OW! 57:02.252 --> 57:03.753 AAH! 57:03.753 --> 57:05.255 HUH? 57:05.255 --> 57:06.756 WHAT THE DEVIL... 57:06.756 --> 57:09.259 ALL RIGHT, I'M COMING. 57:09.259 --> 57:11.761 MY HAND. MY HAND. 57:11.761 --> 57:13.763 MY BLOODY HAND. 57:13.763 --> 57:16.266 COME OUT! COME OUT OF THERE. 57:16.266 --> 57:18.268 COME OUT! 57:18.268 --> 57:20.770 [GRUNTING] 57:20.770 --> 57:23.773 COME OUT OF THERE! 57:23.773 --> 57:25.775 STOP THAT. WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR? 57:25.775 --> 57:28.278 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE UNFRIENDLY. 57:28.278 --> 57:32.282 YOU'D BE UNFRIENDLY IF I PRODDED YOU. 57:32.782 --> 57:34.284 WHO ARE YOU? 57:37.287 --> 57:38.788 I CAN'T REMEMBER. 57:38.788 --> 57:41.291 I'VE BEEN HERE SO LONG. 57:41.291 --> 57:42.792 WE'LL BE LIKE THAT. 57:42.792 --> 57:44.794 WHY ARE YOU HERE? 57:44.794 --> 57:47.797 I'M A VERY WICKED CRIMINAL. 57:47.797 --> 57:49.799 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 57:49.799 --> 57:52.302 I CAN'T REMEMBER. 57:52.302 --> 57:55.305 THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE VERY WICKED? 57:55.305 --> 57:57.307 WELL, FOR ONE THING, 57:57.307 --> 57:59.309 I'M IN HERE. 57:59.309 --> 58:02.312 AND FOR ANOTHER, 58:02.312 --> 58:05.815 I'VE GOT THESE SHACKLES ON. 58:05.815 --> 58:06.816 BERTHOLD! 58:06.816 --> 58:08.318 EH? 58:08.818 --> 58:10.320 IT'S BERTHOLD. 58:10.320 --> 58:12.822 BERTHOLD, IT'S ME, THE BARON. 58:12.822 --> 58:15.825 I KNEW I'D FIND YOU ON THE MOON. 58:15.825 --> 58:18.328 I'LL TAKE YOU BACK TO EARTH 58:18.328 --> 58:20.830 TO HELP US FIGHT THE SULTAN. 58:20.830 --> 58:22.832 GET OFF! GET OFF ME! 58:22.832 --> 58:25.335 YOU'RE BERTHOLD, BERTHOLD, MY OLD SERVANT. 58:25.335 --> 58:28.338 THOSE LEG IRONS ARE TO SLOW YOU DOWN, 58:28.338 --> 58:31.341 STOP YOU TEARING OFF ALL OVER THE PLACE. 58:31.341 --> 58:33.343 YOU MUST BE JOKING. 58:33.343 --> 58:35.345 YOU ALWAYS WORE THEM. REMEMBER? 58:35.345 --> 58:37.347 I'M BARON MUNCHAUSEN. 58:37.347 --> 58:40.350 THAT SOUNDS NASTY. IS IT CONTAGIOUS? 58:40.350 --> 58:41.851 WE'RE WASTING TIME. 58:41.851 --> 58:44.354 AHH! 58:44.354 --> 58:46.839 OH! AHH. 58:48.341 --> 58:49.842 OH. 58:49.842 --> 58:50.843 AHH. 58:50.843 --> 58:52.845 DARLING BARON. 58:53.346 --> 58:55.348 ARIADNE. 58:55.348 --> 58:57.350 I'M SORRY 58:57.350 --> 58:59.852 I COULDN'T SPEAK TO YOU BEFORE, 58:59.852 --> 59:03.856 BUT ROGER'S SO DIFFICULT. 59:03.856 --> 59:07.360 WHERE EXACTLY IS ROGER? 59:07.360 --> 59:09.862 IN BED WITH MY BODY, OF COURSE. 59:09.862 --> 59:11.364 AHH! OH. OH. 59:11.364 --> 59:13.366 STOP IT. STOP IT! 59:13.366 --> 59:16.369 IF HE DISCOVERS MY HEAD'S WITH YOU... 59:16.369 --> 59:18.371 AAH... 59:18.371 --> 59:19.872 QUICKLY. QUICKLY. 59:19.872 --> 59:20.873 QUICKLY. 59:20.873 --> 59:22.875 CLIMB INTO MY HAIR. 59:22.875 --> 59:24.377 OOH. 59:24.377 --> 59:25.378 OOH. 59:25.378 --> 59:28.881 WHY IS SHE MAKING THOSE FUNNY NOISES? 59:28.881 --> 59:30.383 YES! YES! YES! 59:30.383 --> 59:33.386 HER BODY IS WITH THE KING, 59:33.386 --> 59:35.388 AND HE IS, UH... 59:35.388 --> 59:36.889 HA HA HA! 59:36.889 --> 59:38.891 TICKLING HER FEET. 59:38.891 --> 59:40.893 YES! YES! YES! YES! 59:40.893 --> 59:44.897 BERTHOLD, COME ON. YOU'RE COMING WITH US. 59:44.897 --> 59:46.399 NO CHANCE. 59:46.399 --> 59:47.400 WHY NOT? 59:47.400 --> 59:48.901 I CAN'T REMEMBER. 59:48.901 --> 59:50.903 YOU'RE NOT FRIGHTENED, ARE YOU? 59:50.903 --> 59:51.904 THAT'S IT. 59:51.904 --> 59:53.406 COME ON. HELP ME. 59:53.406 --> 59:55.408 OH, HURRY. HURRY. 59:55.408 --> 59:57.410 COME ON, QUICKLY. CLIMB ABOARD. 59:57.410 --> 59:58.911 OOH LA LA! 59:58.911 --> 01:00:00.413 GIVE ME YOUR HAND. 01:00:00.413 --> 01:00:02.415 OH! HA HA HA! 01:00:02.415 --> 01:00:05.418 I DON'T WANT TO ESCAPE. 01:00:05.418 --> 01:00:06.919 AAH! 01:00:06.919 --> 01:00:09.422 OH, NO! AAH! 01:00:09.422 --> 01:00:11.424 AAH! OH! 01:00:11.424 --> 01:00:13.426 I CAN'T HOLD ON! 01:00:13.926 --> 01:00:16.429 AAH! OH! OH! 01:00:16.429 --> 01:00:18.431 HA HA! 01:00:18.431 --> 01:00:22.435 OH, YES, YES, YES! 01:00:22.435 --> 01:00:24.437 OH, I LOVE THIS! 01:00:24.437 --> 01:00:26.939 I TICKLE YOU TILL DAWN, DARLING. 01:00:26.939 --> 01:00:28.441 THERE WE GO. 01:00:28.441 --> 01:00:29.942 [AH-CHOO] 01:00:29.942 --> 01:00:31.944 THERE, I WIPE EVERYTHING AWAY. 01:00:31.944 --> 01:00:33.446 TICKLEDY- TICKLEDY-TICKLEDY! 01:00:33.446 --> 01:00:34.947 [CLICK CLICK] 01:00:35.448 --> 01:00:37.450 YOU LOVE THIS, I KNOW, 01:00:37.450 --> 01:00:39.452 BUT YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING. 01:00:39.452 --> 01:00:41.454 WHY YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING? 01:00:41.454 --> 01:00:44.457 YOU ARE A PILLOW-BITER, THAT'S IT. 01:00:44.457 --> 01:00:46.459 OH. RRR! OH. 01:00:46.459 --> 01:00:48.461 OH. AHH! AHH! 01:00:48.461 --> 01:00:49.962 OH OH OH! 01:00:50.463 --> 01:00:51.464 AHH. 01:00:51.464 --> 01:00:54.467 OH, BARON, I MUST GET BACK TO ROGER 01:00:54.467 --> 01:00:56.969 BEFORE HE NOTICES I AM HEADLESS. 01:00:56.969 --> 01:00:58.971 I QUITE UNDERSTAND. 01:00:58.971 --> 01:01:02.975 DARLING, TAKE ME WITH YOU. 01:01:02.975 --> 01:01:04.477 BACK TO EARTH? 01:01:04.477 --> 01:01:07.980 YES. OH, YES! 01:01:07.980 --> 01:01:10.983 UH, WITHOUT YOUR BODY? 01:01:10.983 --> 01:01:12.985 OH. 01:01:12.985 --> 01:01:15.988 I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME FOR MYSELF! 01:01:15.988 --> 01:01:19.992 OH, I DID. I MEAN I DO. IT'S JUST, UH-- 01:01:19.992 --> 01:01:22.495 WE HAVE TO GO. 01:01:22.495 --> 01:01:24.997 I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, AREN'T YOU? 01:01:24.997 --> 01:01:26.999 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 01:01:26.999 --> 01:01:31.003 OH, TAKE A LOCK OF MY HAIR. 01:01:33.506 --> 01:01:36.509 JUST A LOCK, COCKY, NOT THE WHOLE CARPET. 01:01:36.509 --> 01:01:39.011 I SHALL TREASURE IT ALWAYS. 01:01:39.011 --> 01:01:41.013 OH! AHH! HA HA HA! 01:01:41.013 --> 01:01:43.015 THE KING. I MUST GO. 01:01:43.015 --> 01:01:47.019 OH, AU REVOIR, MY DEAR BARON. OH. 01:01:49.021 --> 01:01:50.523 [SNAP] 01:01:50.523 --> 01:01:52.024 OH, YES! 01:01:52.525 --> 01:01:57.530 I'M COMING, ROGER. I'M COMING! 01:01:57.530 --> 01:02:00.333 DARLING, I'M GOING TO DRIVE YOU TO CHINA. 01:02:00.333 --> 01:02:01.834 LET IT OUT! 01:02:01.834 --> 01:02:04.837 OH, MY GOD! WHERE IS YOUR HEAD? 01:02:04.837 --> 01:02:06.839 NO WONDER YOU'RE SO QUIET. 01:02:06.839 --> 01:02:09.842 I'M TOO ROUGH. I KNOCK IT OFF, HUH? 01:02:09.842 --> 01:02:12.345 IT'S AROUND HERE. I FIND IT. 01:02:12.345 --> 01:02:14.347 WE PLAY HEAD AND SEEK. 01:02:14.347 --> 01:02:17.350 YOU PLAY A TRICK, EH? DARLING, COME OUT. 01:02:17.350 --> 01:02:20.353 HA HA HA HA! YOU'RE NOT HERE. 01:02:20.853 --> 01:02:23.856 OH, WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE-- 01:02:23.856 --> 01:02:25.858 YOU ARE WITH THE BARON. 01:02:25.858 --> 01:02:29.862 YOU ARE WITH THAT LITTLE MAN. 01:02:29.862 --> 01:02:32.865 YOU TOLD ME SIZE DON'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE! 01:02:32.865 --> 01:02:33.866 OH, YOUPUTTANA! 01:02:33.866 --> 01:02:36.869 NO HEAD TO HIT. THAT'S IT! 01:02:36.869 --> 01:02:40.373 I'LL FIND YOU, BARON, AND THEN I KILL YOU! 01:02:40.373 --> 01:02:42.375 FETCH ME MY RADISH CLUB! 01:02:42.375 --> 01:02:45.378 I'LL USE THE WORST WEAPON IN MY ARSENAL! 01:02:45.378 --> 01:02:48.381 FASTER! FASTER! 01:02:48.381 --> 01:02:50.383 I'LL MAKE A BARON BROCHETTTE. 01:02:50.383 --> 01:02:52.885 SYBIL!ANDIAMO! 01:02:54.887 --> 01:02:56.389 [EEE] 01:02:58.891 --> 01:03:00.893 COME ON, FASTER! 01:03:00.893 --> 01:03:02.395 WE CAN'T! 01:03:02.395 --> 01:03:04.397 BERTHOLD CAN HARDLY MOVE. 01:03:04.397 --> 01:03:06.399 TAKE HIS WEIGHTS OFF. 01:03:06.399 --> 01:03:07.900 I HAVE! 01:03:07.900 --> 01:03:09.402 WHAT? 01:03:09.402 --> 01:03:12.405 HE'S OLD. HE CAN'T RUN ANYMORE. 01:03:12.405 --> 01:03:13.406 NONSENSE. 01:03:13.406 --> 01:03:15.408 HE'S JUST OUT OF PRACTICE. 01:03:15.408 --> 01:03:17.410 [EEE] 01:03:19.912 --> 01:03:21.414 UH! 01:03:21.414 --> 01:03:22.915 COME ON, BERTHOLD. 01:03:24.417 --> 01:03:25.418 [EEE] 01:03:25.418 --> 01:03:27.420 YOU LOOK FOR HIM. 01:03:27.420 --> 01:03:30.423 NOWHERE TO RUN TO, NOWHERE TO HIDE. 01:03:30.423 --> 01:03:33.426 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? LOOK DOWN THERE. 01:03:33.426 --> 01:03:34.927 COME ON. 01:03:35.928 --> 01:03:38.931 THERE HE IS, SYBIL, DOWN THERE. 01:03:38.931 --> 01:03:42.435 I GOT YOU NOW,BARONE! 01:03:42.435 --> 01:03:44.937 OH! AAH! AAH! 01:03:44.937 --> 01:03:46.439 AAH! 01:03:48.441 --> 01:03:50.943 NO, WAIT, SYBIL. WAIT. 01:03:50.943 --> 01:03:52.945 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 01:03:52.945 --> 01:03:54.447 ARGH! 01:03:58.951 --> 01:03:59.952 WHOA! 01:04:02.455 --> 01:04:04.457 THERE THEY ARE! 01:04:04.457 --> 01:04:05.958 ARE YOU HUNGRY, MY DARLING? 01:04:06.459 --> 01:04:07.960 ARE YOU? 01:04:07.960 --> 01:04:11.464 YOU TAKE THE BARON. YOU TAKE THE BALD ONE. 01:04:11.464 --> 01:04:14.467 FOR YOU, MY SWEET, THE LITTLE GIRL 01:04:14.467 --> 01:04:16.469 BECAUSE YOU'RE MY FAVORITE. 01:04:19.472 --> 01:04:22.475 YOU GO THAT WAY. I'LL GO THIS WAY. 01:04:22.475 --> 01:04:24.977 YOU'RE THE LAST OF YOUR SPECIES! 01:04:24.977 --> 01:04:26.479 STAND TOGETHER! 01:04:28.981 --> 01:04:32.985 NO, GIRLS, DON'T SPLIT UP ON ME NOW! 01:04:33.986 --> 01:04:36.489 MAYDAY! 01:04:36.489 --> 01:04:38.991 WE'RE GOING DOWN! MAYDAY! 01:04:42.495 --> 01:04:46.499 SYBIL, DON'T DESERT ME NOW! 01:04:46.999 --> 01:04:48.000 AAH! 01:04:48.000 --> 01:04:51.003 I LOVE YOU, SYBIL! 01:04:51.003 --> 01:04:54.006 AAH! 01:04:58.010 --> 01:04:59.512 I'M FREE. 01:05:00.012 --> 01:05:03.015 I'M FREE AT LAST. THE BODY IS DEAD. 01:05:03.015 --> 01:05:06.018 THE BODY IS DEAD. LONG LIVE THE HEAD! 01:05:06.018 --> 01:05:09.021 IT'S FINISHED.FINITO! BYE, BODY. 01:05:09.021 --> 01:05:13.025 I SHALL PROVE A HEAD DOES NOT NEED A BODY 01:05:13.025 --> 01:05:14.527 TO SURVIVE. 01:05:14.527 --> 01:05:17.029 I AM OMNIPOTENT. HA HA! YES! 01:05:17.029 --> 01:05:19.532 OH, NO. I GOT AN ITCH. 01:05:19.532 --> 01:05:21.534 OH, NO. NO. NO. 01:05:21.534 --> 01:05:23.035 AH...AH... 01:05:23.536 --> 01:05:24.036 [AH-CHOO] 01:05:24.036 --> 01:05:27.039 AAH! 01:05:29.542 --> 01:05:33.045 WELL DONE, SALLY, WELL DONE. 01:05:33.045 --> 01:05:34.547 THANKS. 01:05:34.547 --> 01:05:36.549 BARON? 01:05:36.549 --> 01:05:39.051 BARON MUNCHAUSEN!